why does the oven say piss…

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches

>jingle bell noises >YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO >grandma run over by a reindeer noises >125.12 >holy chanting >REAL JOLLY FM >christmas cookie oven ding >WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT HOLIDAY CLASSICS >santa claus going ho ho ho >THIS AIN'T YOUR GRINCH'S STATION >imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing

Ruthkanda Point Never

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits.

Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/

Fallout season 2 is good because walton goggins now has an excuse to say “daddy”every two minutes

hell yeah just rewired a smoke alarm without electrocuting myself

watched one battle after another and it was good but man it must have been hard for dicaprio doing those love scenes. teyana taylor is 35

Holiday re-upload! I think something's up with my copy of Muppets Christmas Carol.

yet more evidence that vampire survivors and its fans are ontologically evil tbh

oh my god

Can't believe I'm doing this again but: I don't believe the "using AI as a placeholder" excuse studios make. Placeholders are supposed to be bright and ugly so you remember to change it later. "Placeholder AI" is being used so that if they don't remember to change it, it's "good enough" to ship.

Bringing this meme back for the season

people don't want an agentic os they want to do this

the world has changed

I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.

"Do you have good gameplay?" "We have hype moments and aura."

I see why Geoff folded

Old Sebulba hot?????

BET ON SEBULBA HE ALWAYS WINS

HEAD FIRST INTO THE STRANGE REAL

A STRANGE REAL WORLD

KEIGHLEY PAID FOR THESE CEILING WIRES, AND KEIGHLEY IS GONNA GET HIS MONEY'S WORTH OUT OF THEM, DAMNIT!

uma masume

Alrighty then.

Oblivion Souls

it's that time again

new definition of retro: a console that Skyrim has not been released for

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

The Whitest Kids U Know's MARS is up to pre-order! The final project of the legendary comedy troupe is coming to Blu-ray March 10th! & plenty of extras! w/ exclusive slipcover at the MediaOCD Store! www.mediaocd.com/product-page... www.amazon.com/Whitest-Kids... www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Nt...

Disgusted by the number of people on here who regularly try to stop Mr. Domino.

Seeing Samus's hand in Metroid Prime 4 when in scanning mode just makes me think she's doing this all the time.

I'm at the combination

As someone who has worked on Rascal, what the hell? Distinctly, nearly offensively incorrect AI closed captions on Rascal Does Not Dream of Santa Claus on Crunchyroll.

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social Most Divorced Car Salesman

This delivery robot appears to be stuck.

Just ordered a microwave part off the sketchiest website alive, hope this virtual credit card does what it says it does.

Just did a test of the new Mario Kart World patch and I think Nintendo really outdid themselves this time.

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys