No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Oh my god, they’re already not allowed to deport US citizens. This is not bargaining. This is acquiescence in the face of authoritarianism.

"In theater" is a military term that refers to a wartime theater of operations. ICE and CBP agents are in Minnesota, which is one of the United States. The enemy in this military operation are citizens of Minnesotans and the United States.

WHAT

“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

Just tell RFK JR that broccoli is a protein. He won’t know.

People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.

Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.

Nation's largest nurses union repeats calls for ICE abolition, pledges to do "everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people."

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

“don’t give them what they want” they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

You: It can’t happen to me. The state: we looked into this white guy we killed and we do feel a need to bring up these parking tickets

"Videos of the encounter contradict the federal government's description of the incident." -NY Times Really? There's a faster, easier, and more honest way to say that, @nytimes.com. Try again.

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.

There has to be a word beyond outrage for when this loathsome, lying pack of slovenly frauds uses a Web 2.0 version of the Klan to publicly butcher the best humanity has to offer and then dare you to question their right to do it and laugh in your face about it

It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words. If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?

Bovino looks like a gremlin that popped out of RFK JR’s back after he was splashed with water.

“The telephone pole - a known leftist agitator - proudly wore a manifesto signaling the coordinated premeditated nature of this heinous attack on our our brave officers’ vehicle”

I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

It’s kind of wild that not only should the government NOT be doing evil shit, they should actually be doing GOOD things for us because we pay them lots of money in something called taxes

me every single day

We have a finite amount of time to spend thinking while on this earth and I am very resentful of how much of it has been monopolized by the whims of a demented old real estate scumbag

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Mamdani’s whole thing is “what if a political leader gave a single shit about you?” and it’s utterly disorienting 😮💚

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

This is not a question of training. These are not cocker spaniels. They *want* to hurt people. They *want* to scare people. They *want* to do so with impunity. They'll happily take overtime pay for another training session they can ignore. What they don't want is consequences.

100% this!👇

I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.

He should, at the very least, give her the FIFA Peace Prize so she’s not empty handed.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social: Trump “will try to take what he wants—that's true whether it's in a department store dressing room, or a majority of the American electorate telling him no, or the head of a sovereign foreign state telling him no, or our NATO allies, or the courts, or the Constitution.”

Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable. "Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.” 🧵⬇️

people think moby dick is a stern adventure novel heavy on the plot. i can't emphasize how much it's not. it's supergay chaos with 3 plot points. there's an entire chapter that's just a chowder recipe. sometimes it turns into a play. the main character is covered in whale dinension tattoos.

I understand that the goal is to focus their messaging on Affordability and all but I am tired of the twelve dimensional chess framing the president is a bunch of evil fireflies beeping in a jar, he doesn’t distract from things so much as it’s a different firefly’s turn he wants oil, kidnap maduro

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles

The "no worries if not!" opposition party.

It’s the fucking East Wing all over again. Demolish it with zero notice, have an architect lined up, but be such an asshole the architect quits and you’re left with a massive pit

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.

Chuck Schumer: The Trump administration lied to me in three separate briefings about their plans for Venezuela. The Democrats: WE DEMAND A FOURTH BRIEFING IMMEDIATELY.

Horse.

Every recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize has invaded and kidnapped the president of a country. Really makes you think.

Link this to everyone who talks about how "AI is inevitable." Especially if they're in publishing.

Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution