Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable. "Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.” 🧵⬇️

people think moby dick is a stern adventure novel heavy on the plot. i can't emphasize how much it's not. it's supergay chaos with 3 plot points. there's an entire chapter that's just a chowder recipe. sometimes it turns into a play. the main character is covered in whale dinension tattoos.

I understand that the goal is to focus their messaging on Affordability and all but I am tired of the twelve dimensional chess framing the president is a bunch of evil fireflies beeping in a jar, he doesn’t distract from things so much as it’s a different firefly’s turn he wants oil, kidnap maduro

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles

The "no worries if not!" opposition party.

It’s the fucking East Wing all over again. Demolish it with zero notice, have an architect lined up, but be such an asshole the architect quits and you’re left with a massive pit

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.

Chuck Schumer: The Trump administration lied to me in three separate briefings about their plans for Venezuela. The Democrats: WE DEMAND A FOURTH BRIEFING IMMEDIATELY.

Horse.

Every recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize has invaded and kidnapped the president of a country. Really makes you think.

Link this to everyone who talks about how "AI is inevitable." Especially if they're in publishing.

Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution

These clowns are just making up duties and rules and laws. Artists don't have any duty to sing for fascists, and only a fascist would try to force them to.

“Didy’ever spike a news story to appease a fascist, only to have it totally blow up in your face?”

When Endeavor had to go Plus Ultra, so did @patrickseitz.bsky.social! Full Interview on Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch

Hey everybody Buddo's back

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

There are sick burns, and then there is the kind of 3rd degree that chars the entire epidermis like bacon

ANIME 405, this very weekend! Be there or be square—or if you’re me, be both! 🤣

Riding in a reliquary clinches St. Aquinas a top spot on the passenger princess leaderboard.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth

Tapping the sign again

How it feels to survive a rainy night-drive to San Diego and get those Cotijas carne asada fries. 🫡

when you lightly touch miette with the side of your foot

DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid MOM: What? Covid? CHILD: Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin DAD: To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.

This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.

Her: You better not be Big Head Mode from NFL Blitz when I get back. Me:

this is literally never not accurate

zohran high school host club

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

I bet he can pronounce it now

Y'know, I'm starting to think that voters might be just a *little* unhappy about all the fascism and deadly incompetence. Call it a hunch.

And not a moment longer. 💕

"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

@primogenitor34.bsky.social did such a great job on this Ragna artwork! I can’t wait for you guys to see it in person. 👍

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

treat yo self!!!

Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.

BIG NEWS: The cluckin' cool Patrick Seitz will be the English voice of our red-combed hero, Keiji! 🐔 You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as: ▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure ▪️ Franky in One Piece We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter

“My backup…? *What* backup…?!”

The best thing Kimmel could do right now is do what the Right does when it is deplatformed: replatform yourself on another service, go live, and dunk on the administration harder than ABC would ever have allowed him to. Go full South Park on them. Do an hour on Patel lying under oath about Epstein.

Mariko: “The Anjin says he loves musical theater.”