Got an extremely enraged message from a fan who said I didn’t smile at them after they bought a print of my art at a convention. The thing is, I tell my face to smile, and I don’t know what happens after that. Anyway, thought I should practice my smiles. Which one do you guys like best?

Winsor McCay on tariffs

Got these three buddies left at my shop! ko-fi.com/rikkisimons/...

New bunch of watercolors are up! ko-fi.com/rikkisimons/...

Sorry for the late post. Just finished these and will have them up on my ko-fi.com/rikkisimons/... for sale tomorrow at 10 AM PST! Wooo!

Happy Godzilla Day 2025 everyone! 皆さん、ゴジラの日おめでとうございます~! #godzilladay #mycat #godzillafan #myart

::crawls out from under a heap of baseballs as big as a leaf pile:: IS IT OVER?!?

Found the Michael Myers hedge in South Pasadena.

Happy Halloween and happy 31st wedding anniversary to @tavisha.bsky.social, my spooky love! I’m glad our skeletons enjoy each other‘s company!

Happy Halloween! I’ve uploaded 9 watercolors to my Ko-Fi Shop!Please check this link: ko-fi.com/rikkisimons/...

With gasoline being so important in Mad Max movies you’d think you’d see more Priuses.

Saw @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein at the Egyptian in 35mm. A melancholic wonderful dream. The best visual adaptation of Frankenstein since Bernie Wrightson’s illustrations (who gets a credit at the end of the film!)!

Neighbor’s dog bit me on the ankle. Hoping I don’t turn into wereshihtzu.

Gonna have a new batch of watercolor muffins up at my ko-fi.com/rikkisimons/... tomorrow. Friday at 10AM PST! Get ‘em while they still hot (with Krylon fixative spray)!

Happy Cow Tools, everyone!

It’s Wednesday Art Day! And that means I’ve uploaded 12 watercolors to my Ko-Fi Shop Please check this link: ko-fi.com/rikkisimons/...

I baked these muffins! Ha ha, I am joking, these are not muffins. These are original watercolor paintings that I plan to put up for sale on my ko-fi.com/rikkisimons/... tomorrow at 10 AM PST! It’s almost rent time! Please buy my muffins!

Can’t sleep. Keep wondering about how the Freman do dishes since they can’t waste water. So it must be paper plates.

Sexy Biblical Inference of Cain’s Dog

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

The Equalizer, but he’s just having a really good day and everyone is nice to each other.

SHOCK CITY has been out for a whole year?? That’s INSANE. Why not celebrate by getting a copy, leaving it a review, or hurling it at a child’s head today! shockcity.co

Something I drew in 2024. Seems appropriate to repost today!

Bluh bluh.

Hands on knees, confessing to God above I DON’T LIKE KIT-KATS!

Hindsight is 20-20, but I really think they should have taken Maxwell's silver hammer away before the trial.

Shared a table with @amerrill2.bsky.social in Florida last weekend and he sang Karma Police and Blister in the Sun as Brak, and now I can’t hear them any other way.

Fantasmicalloween Day 15: El Crypto De Calabasas

Keeping up on my daily October read of A Night in the Lonesome October!

Flying home . youtu.be/JP5EVzxrYtg?...

Good night, tuna salad.

Uhhhhh I eat too many cheese…

If your name has the letters A L I Y in any combination I will mess up your autograph every time. I don’t know why I can’t get those in the right order.

@rikkisimons.bsky.social and I will be on the same panel tomorrow at 3 at melbournetoyandcomiccon.com

FYI: The World's Funnest posts are unlocked for all paid tiers, $1 and up. My Patreon now has over 900 posts folks can read and look at, many of which are unlocked at the $1 tier (the total's closer to 1000, but there's a lot of posts that are art/book sales and I don't count them). Lots to see.

Heyo! I’m going to be in Melbourne Florida this Sunday for the Melbourne Toy and Comic show! Stop by and reassure me as I think too hard about airport control towers! Woo!

This captures the vibe of how I feel trying to get through most days...

Love when @hankgreen.bsky.social makes a video screaming what I have screaming in my head. It's good to not feel so alone.

I am currently accepting commissions. Please see the link for information! www.rikkisimons.com/commisions

CALIFORNIANS! you can help make our state better and safer for trans people RIGHT NOW by telling Newsom he needs to sign these bills! We need you!

Oh, my God please let me audition for something! variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Saw Good Boy. Very cute dog. Strange coincidence that the movie had the same plot as Carter Vail’s Dirt Man. youtube.com/shorts/dxqjr...

Fantasmicalloween Day 3: The Architect of Halloween

This young peacock stopped by to bob to Joe Hisaishi while I had the car door open.

Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2

Just finished driving home 9 hours from Reno to Los Angeles. The I-5 should be rolled up like a carpet and stuffed in a well where no one can find it. No one should ever drive anywhere for any reason ever again. Everyone stay home. All trucks should be kicked into the sun. Good night.