I saw the craziest thing just now. My cat was staring at something by the door. It was a June bug on its back flailing around while a tiny spider was trying to drag it into the door crack. I put the June bug outside and closed the door, then the tiny spider ran out the crack after it!

This has been a scary week. Tavisha had a seizure due to low sodium and ended up intubated and sedated in ICU for two days. She returned to consciousness yesterday and they removed the breathing tube, but she is still in the hospital for the next few days. I’ve been alone and useless at home.

Finished reading the Silmarillion. I really loved it in the end, especially Beren and Lúthien. Lots of high fantasy lore mixed with epic sword and sorcery but maaann, those Númenóreans were real stinkers.

I sure am at a convention!

I would be unable to stop myself from exploring the Backrooms until I was chased down and eaten buy some kind of sad, multi-eyed version of dog suit GIR.

Hello! I will be at the Anaheim convention center for Fan Expo this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! Please come and see me but do not make direct eye contact because I know that you are all basilisks and I don’t want to turn to stone. fanexpohq.com/fanexpoanahe...

This magazine was my everything in the 70s and 80s.

He’s breaking out!

Just cruising down Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena.

Ughhh… I snap into too many Slim Jim.

Millennial/GenZ animation fans (and animators!); by now you're sick to death of being told you've "GOT to watch!" this or that ancient Boomer cartoon - but take this example: Jay Ward's 'ROCKY & BULLWINKLE' *was* the real thing and applies NOW: They had no money, so the script+designs HAD to be good

I’m gonna run a DND game at 4 PM in front an audience at OMG!Con today. Level 2 characters, all pre-rolled Muttyn Trolls. Stop by if you happen to be in Owensboro Convention Center in Kentucky!

When I did this drawing of @rikkisimons.bsky.social for ZIM 25 years ago he insisted on an anti-A.I. button. The man was a prophet and we all failed to listen.

Tavisha and I are going to OMG! Con (omgcon.com) in Owensboro Kentucky June 12th-14th! You should come see us. Here’s what we look like. Tavisha is the cute one.

Finally gettin’ to the good stuff!

Three awkward people having a nice conversation. Each person wishing to continue the conversation, but each unsure if one of them has signaled that they wish to end the conversation.

Time for my 5 AM root beer.

I like it when Duncan the Tall hits people with his shield and yells, “You got dunked!”

It was hot outside today. So now I’m inside making floppy lip noises.

Old Man Tarantino yells at prop cloud.

How do they get all these ghosts inside the dolls at the haunted doll factory?

Welcome to Pride Month!

I know that the elves of Middle-Earth love songs and poetry, but who do they feel about roller coasters?

RIP to a legend, editor of the first movie to change my life, Return of the Jedi

Ok this is a truly great tweet

The invasion begins at #FANEXPOAnaheim. Meet the voices and creative minds behind Invader Zim when Richard Horvitz, Melissa Fahn, Wally Wingert, Jhonen Vasquez, Eric Trueheart, and Rikki Simons come this June. Get your tickets now: spr.ly/6170B8pLfr #Anaheim #LosAngeles #InvaderZim

Happy birthday, Tavisha, my love! You are my castle!

I have a number of my watercolors available at my shop. You can get them here: www.etsy.com/shop/rikkisimons! Yay!

Help out Peelander Z! Shared a green room with these guys 15 years ago and they were the best! www.gofundme.com/f/support-pe...

Call me Leonardo.

I think there is nothing lovelier in the Lord of the Rings movies than when I see Gandalf smile.

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

Still reading the Silmarillion. Still no sign of the dog. Starting to think Tolkien is some kind of word tickler.

For the record, this proposal specifically targets gender identity. You have until May 22nd to submit a comment

He just falls asleep like this.

There should be a Star Trek movie every two years and they should have indie film budgets and no explosions and almost everyone should hate them.

Something never mentioned in Star Wars: proton torpedoes taste sour.

Best adaption of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

I am only reading the Silmarillion right now because supposedly a dog beats up Sauron at one point, but the dog hasn’t shown up yet and this schmoopy text is rough going.

I like going to a diner that has a TV because I can stare in that direction and space out and people think I’m just watching baseball.

Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke-5 #smbc #comics #batman

I want a chipmunk voice heliox cut of The Abyss.

If you say these words out loud while wearing a ring of power a portal will open and Sauron will be reborn.

I don’t need the Met Gala. I have a Guild Wars 2 account.

LUCAS: and this guy is named Greedo- DEPALMA: Greedo? lmao is his partner named Sleazo? SCORSESE: c'mon Brian DEPALMA: fuck off Marty, I saw you giggle when they said Jabber the House MILIUS: not enough chicks COPPOLA (totally zooted): wtf is this nerd shit LUCAS (crying): *writes down Sleazo*

Only drive downhill. Catapult yourself back up the hill. Buy a new car on top of the hill, then drive down the hill again. Gas saved.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Twin Peaks Mighty Boosh The Young Ones Monty Python Garth Meringue Absolutely Fabulous A Town Called Panic Hitchhikers Guide Deep Space 9 Space: 1999 Dark Crystal Giant Robo Adventure Time Critical Role Dimension 20

Thinking about him.