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Crazy to think this week’s two semifinals could produce a combined 9 (!!) goals

King is reported to have said: "That's, what my heart, yearns for now, Love and Pride".

BP’s profits have more than doubled because of the Iran War. Time for a windfall tax.

tuesday

Too soon?

Someone bennyhilled it 🤣🤣🤣

This is his 3rd staged assassination attempt since the first that swung him votes to win the election by presenting him as a victim & providing his photo op for them to use on his campaign. Whenever he needs a boost from negative polling, they stage an assassination or start a military conflict..

This is why they keep missing. 🤣🤣🤣

People say Trump won't be missed. They've missed him three times now.

"We may have failed this time but we will try again..."

The 3 emotional stages after a Trump assassination attempt: 1. Disappointment it failed 2. Realisation it was staged 3. Swearing at the news channel for going along with the whole scam

The Epstein Files were not harmed in tonight's staged theatrical event.

Can anyone help Sam and King Lucy out?

The Irish Messi scored a beauty!

‼️Two British Air Force Eurofighter Typhoon aircraft based in Romania shot down Russian drones over Ukrainian territory - Romania Defense Ministry. Groundbreaking. P.S. Very grateful to Romania for clearly stating that it was a Russian attack against Ukrainian civilian targets

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

The Romanian Ministry of Defense reports that in the morning, during an attack by Russia on Ukrainian civilians, Romanian airspace was violated in the Tulcea area.

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British hospitality. Best in the world.

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🤩 A season to remember! 🏆 Sky Bet League One champions!

Rare picture of the late Pope Francis playing one of his last games of Who Am I? with Martin Scorsese.

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Road to Caolas, Outer Hebrides, 2023, painting by Dale Bissland, Scottish artist.

Are you Goodison in disguise 😆

#PostSomethingEpsteinEveryDay #EpsteinFiles

NEW: This might be the perfect visual metaphor for the war in Iran. Courtesy of today’s Virginia Tech Spring game.

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter...

arriving soon.

The good news for Spurs is that Lincoln is less than 2 hours drive up the A1 👍🏻😁

I am not mature enough for this.

Oh my god… I’ve got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket! B3ta: Set Everything in Space b3ta.com/challenge/se...

It's odd having to take a view on the Maga vs Catholic Church slanging match. Two entrenched paedophile organisations questioning each other's morality.

It’s the 81st anniversary of a German U-boat being sunk by a turd. Possibly. It sounds too good to be true, not least because the incident with the poo payload was the work of the captain, the almost perfectly named Karl-Adolf Schlitt, and the vessel was on its first patrol at the time... 🧵

Just had a minor revelation (lol) - Trump genuinely did think that was an image of a doctor because he’s so ignorant about Christianity that he didn’t know that Jesus healed people in the bible. 😳

Give as much of a fuck as this guy (sound on). #Palermo

'Not Really An Underdog' - Landon Donovan On Lincoln City Comparison With Wrexham