CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting

Why is my mother screaming at me

to a shithead pundit like matty who lives in an ivory tower of heterodoxy, the only real crime is in the misuse of his friends, the words, to create takes he does not approve of

Every day there’s a new post that’s like “ the community of guys that have a big latex suit attached to a vacuum that makes them immobile in a sexual way have come out against ICE”

This has gotta hit crazy if you're stupid

If this is what they do when they're out on the street with people pointing cameras at them, what do you think is happening inside the ICE prison camps that they keep denying Members of Congress access to?

Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-greenland/

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

dress up

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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

I uh, un-recommend Best Bus

“Patrick just sitted there and watched TV, very strange, on he watched some Porn! Some Actual Porn! Not those sea porns SpongeBob watched in "Your shoe's untied" some real Fucking Porns!”

the texts speak of this

nintemdo ds

70% of all Harris voters in 2024 and 65% of all self identified Democrats believe Israel has committed genocide 60% of Democrats believe Israel kills children intentionally and whopping 77% overall have a negative view of Israel.

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been

was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT

White boys love to tell you about how good the webswinging was in the Spiderman 2 tie in game

I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.

My new quantum computer is almost working, but every time I get it to solve an equation, it collapses when I try to look at the results.

You mean to tell me they asked him to disavow 90,000 different things in that campaign but never level one improv?!

one hundred million people i will never discuss video games with will play it and have some fun

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

One more shout-out for QBJ3. If you like retro FPS games at all, you NEED play this. Available as both a Quake mod and a FULLY STANDALONE FREE GAME. qbj3.slipseer.com 77 one-shot Quake adventures with almost all-new weapons and reworked enemies. Maps range from 5 minute blitzes to multi-hour epics

Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open

our neighbors have been summarily executed in our streets by armed agents forever. legal structures -qualified immunity, etc- were always stacked high against us. in pockets and points of time you wouldn't even get lip service around accountability. now it's just national policy: you don't matter

"your honor, some people called the defendant 'The Gangster of Love'"

I'm allergic to claritin and I think this video is why

Idk I think it's funny we're having "They don't make them like they used to" posts about the 3DS when I remember the launch of that being so awful Nintendo cooked up a weird early adopter apology package of GBA games that didn't run too well

Okay these stayed cute after baking, I’m proud

’”Give us a kiss darling.’ ’What the fuck Mr Nook’ I yelled”

work in progress

This is my black cat, who is named Sir Pickles. Sometimes Sir Pickles gets nervous and needs to hold hands before he goes to bed.

Inverse Kinematics returns to Godot 4.6! 🕺 After a long wait, IK is back with significant improvements. Tokage breaks down the new implementation:

Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful

“Then Goombella's attack started. She didn't do anything, but I couldn't do anything. Then she put on a spiky helmet and jumped on me 10 times, killing me.”

I am genuinely in awe at how bad Amazon are at selling games. Remember recently, one of their managers said that they'd tried to launch a games store to compete with Steam and threw billions at it? And everyone's response was 'What store?'.

Spider-Man: Roasties Last Hunt

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

no one tony hawk’s pro skater bail messages: