Your daily reminder that Gex 1’s 100% screen tells you how massive your cock is

But what about nerd’s heads

My good friend of many years Yungtown is trying out a new comedy project on Kickstarter - there may also be a certain someone in it maybe 😉 possibly 😉 perhaps 😉 so go and give it a 😉 look to help make it happen www.kickstarter.com/projects/luk... 😉

Merry Christmas everyone 🤶 I’m glad I didn’t miss it this year

I spent yesterday doing some top secret work with @playtonicgames.com - a magical place where the sinks are toilets and I didn’t use them 👍

Here’s a few of my fave pics from the photographer at TEDx Northern Quarter! Way too many of them made me appear like I was going to jump on someone in the audience so these are the most sane-looking Thanks again to all the crew and organisers, can’t wait to share the final vid whenever it’s done ❤️

Thank you Wizards EU for the #MTGxSpiderMan gift. These cards are sick, love em. They’re also going to be my pension at this point

Oh no, someone gave me a certificate, what’s wrong with them

I don’t feel necessarily ‘nervous’ for this TEDx talk tomorrow, but I do feel like I want to be sick everywhere. That sensation needs a name

We were the only people in our screen

Finally able to fill a space above my back door with @crisppyboat.ca canvas art. If you didn’t know, he’s also the artist behind my channel branding. They look fantastic, get some yourself or I’ll hurt everyone in the world www.inprnt.com/gallery/cris...

I open my first ever 5 packs from White Flare and pull this fucking full art fml

Damn right

OKAY so I did have a plan….it’s not happening, lol. Since last year I’ve desperately wanted to do some kind of stream for a cancer charity, and one of the ideas was 106%ing Crash 4 in 1 sitting. I want to do something big and challenging, but I want to be able to stay awake lol

Oops it happened again 1 more platinum to go and I’ll be able to tell everyone what my plan may/may not be

Ignore me, I was a dumb asshole lazily dragging on ‘angry=funny’ tropes that were already dead for a decade, and picking the easiest targets possible Bubsy 3D is confusingly bad and hilarious abstract art, it stands on its own. There’s NOTHING like it, PS1 should be glad to own it

Oh no

So I’ve been ‘practising’ Crash 4 for a thing I might maybe perhaps do in the future (it depends on my final total game time for this playthrough), but I’m going through the relics again and got this one first time by total fuckin accident lol

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Sketchbook drawings of some Caddicarus hilarity drawn in 2024. @caddicarus.bsky.social Enjoy! #drawing #sketchbookdrawing #caddicarus #youtube #comedy #fanart #art2024

Can’t believe this big floppy idiot is 10 today. Everyone say happy birthday to Stan. I tried to, but he was offended by it

Make it so that he’s a kettle called Keir Steamer and I’ll do it

I hate my sister and that’s why I’m streaming 2 player games with her that require co operation

🌟𝑮𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑨𝑵𝑵𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻 🌟 We are also proud to announce that @caddicarus.bsky.social will be joining us in the BuddyBunker! Together with Rosie we'll be playing: My Disney Kitchen and Bugs Bunny & Taz on PlayStation 1. 🔽 8PM BST over at: 📺 www.twitch.tv/buddygamess

Oh my god, look everyone - it’s my extremely cool cousin with a baseball cap:

He wasn’t ready to go, did what he needed to do, had a blast, said his goodbyes, and then left. From start to end, everything he did was on his own terms. Absolute fucking icon. RIP Ozzy. ❤️

If you wanna come and watch me attempt a TEDx talk in Manchester, get your tickets here while using the discount code ‘JIM’ for 30% off: www.tedxnorthernquarter.com/events/buy-t...

Haven’t drummed for probably over year, ever since Cerys got diagnosed. Just got my kit re-set up and it feels wonderful. Forgot how much of a release/emotional outlet it was for me. Don’t forget to do those kinds of things, people. Absolutely invaluable to your mental wellbeing

Cerys has sentenced me to death

Fan emails like this really make my day. Kage Shasta took a pic of himself every time he platinumed a Crash game, did all of them, and then framed them lol. Incredible

Michael behind hedge

Why is this such a long toilet

Literally just went for a shit and pulled this, wtf

Thanks for the swag Insert Coin and congrats on running for 15 years. You’re my favourite game clothing company, you always will be, and I’m not just saying that to get more free stuff I swear

Monumental. Historic. An absolute privilege to be witnesses to it. 10+ hours of constant surprises and stellar performances from one titan of metal after another. It was like our own personal music festival that had the bonus of being topped off by the original Sabbath lineup

OG SABBATH YEAH LET’S FUCKIN GO

About to do something fuckin insane tomorrow and I can’t WAIT

How you brits holding up

Just tested Mario Kart World undocked, and is my Switch 2 battery supposed to drain 1% every 30 fucking seconds or is that the game

Got a tonne of useful responses here, it does seem to be a lot better designed and manageable than a lot of other places. I do know that some of my gripes are just with social media etiquette in general and that some shit will never change lol, but the app itself does seem better. Thanks all 👍

Thanks so much to Wizards and Ultra Pro for the MTG Final Fantasy goodies. You have appeased bag face, he won’t kill tonight

I met Pete yesterday. Pete injures other fish and eats decorations.

Oh no I’ve been born 31 times

Might fuck around and actually stream later. Not sure on the time. Maybe I’ll actually finish Astro Bot. Maybe there won’t be a single technical issue. The bar isn’t very high

Someone please explain this to me like I’m a baby; why is Bluesky ‘better’ than Twitter (as an app itself, not any other factor)? For me, this is EXACTLY the same as Twitter while only using the ‘following’ tab, which everyone should be doing anyway. They both seem just as miserable to me lol

Just as a forewarning - due to how hectic and difficult the last 14 months have been for me and everyone else at home, there’s no Crash vid this June. I’ve had no time, no inspiration, and I refuse to rush out something shit for the sake of an arbitrary deadline

When I was offered the TEDx spot I was told I needed pro headshots. Cannot tell you how much I hated the idea or how ‘un-me’ it is. However, I didn’t mind how they came out? Dare I say I actually look fuckin OKAY? Got some slick new pfp’s at the very least lol Thanks Gabriella, you smashed it 👍

I can’t believe I’m saying this but somehow I’m doing a goddamn TEDx talk. The topic I chose was about how much I hate the word ‘content’ and the wider cultural implications I think it has towards what being creative online means. You can even buy a ticket for it. No, this isn’t a joke lol