Anyone done this joke yet?

At 11am TODAY I'll be doing a marathon stream, completing Tomb Raider in one sitting AND eating horrible things at checkpoints! 🤢 Raising money for @mind.org.uk Join in! www.twitch.tv/tyresometv Donate! tilt.fyi/yPnBgJ84NJ

We wish you a Happy New Year! To celebrate 2026, we are running a sale until Saturday, the 31st at 11:59 P.M. ET! 🎉2026 Sale: 20% off a selection of Boxed Games for Game Boy/Color/Advance! 30% off ALL Digital Editions! https://loom.ly/kB7K7fk Discount automatically applied at checkout!

I already have access to my own likeness

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I didn’t realise this is the last time the ZX Spectrum Next is being offered for sale - 6 days left if you want one. (I bought one in the previous campaign. It is spiffy.) www.kickstarter.com/projects/spe... I reserve the right to silently judge anyone who chooses the transparent purple case

These are all great books, done dirty by an incompetent publisher. Many of them sold very well on zero marketing! Help these authors have the careers they deserve. RT these posts, and agents / publishers — get in touch in the DMs and I’ll intro you

We have nonfiction! Sanjana Feasts should be massive, it’s a vegetarian/vegan cookbook by an author with a huge social media following. Michael Smith’s medieval translations need the Beowulf treatment. Someone can make 13th century werewolf fic work, right? Especially with the Robt Eggers film soon

We have general fiction! I am BEGGING someone to pick up these four books, they are each fantastic (technically it’s five, Helen’s Judgement has a sequel). They all have huge bestseller potential if actually marketed If any of the books in this thread appeal to you, DM me and I’ll put you in touch

Are you an agent or a publisher looking to add to your list? There are FANTASTIC authors left in the lurch by Unbound who need homes for their existing bools and for sequels / new books. A thread, grouped by genre. Please reskeet! Here’s YA spec fic & fantasy:

You may have heard that the book publisher Unbound has collapsed into a big hole and taken everybody's money with it. If you're interested in the nifty and eclectic books which got shafted, keep an eye on therebounded.substack.com which will be telling you about them & where you can get them.

Good Wordle today

New video: Hideously Out-of-Date Chinese Military Rations | Ashens youtu.be/e1QDfn14T-E

New video - Ashens Valentines Special 2025 youtu.be/kewyNEo9z80

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ADVENT BEGINS (Six calendars this year due to an administrative error.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ptX...

Norwich folk! Some tickets still available for Tatfest with me and @AshFrith tomorrow: www.barcadia.uk/events/tatal...

Remind-o-tron! No livestream today (annoyingly I can’t update the schedule)

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IT BEGINS: Advent 2023: youtu.be/P1EC6Ue6WKU

I've been making YouTube videos for almost 18 years. Time to try something I've dreamt of since even before then. Announcing: Our new horror film, Turn Back. Give it a look - all clicks appreciated! LINK 👉: bit.ly/TurnBackMovie

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It’s been 20 years since Mr Weebl took over the internet with 11 badgers, 2 mushrooms and a snake https://youtu.be/sPOISnUd7WE?si=zC26g1gvW1gR5G1J