Bumper sticky I'm gettin made for the doggies and the doggy-adjacent :3c

if i fall asleep in the same room as you that also means you can grab my boobs and stick it in,,,

the need to get really high and go nonverbal and just paw at each other for a couple hours until we fall asleep holding one another,,,

but doctor I AM the freaky milf alter

hey. don't cry. 2 hour teasing edging mind break handjob from an older woman, ok?

i'm gonna lose my mind

“Likable person who isn’t 1000 years old and generally does things you like” isn’t unicorn fantasy land bullshit it’s the bare minimum you deserve as a human being

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

funerals suck. why people gotta be dyin and shit

im so fucking happy im a dog dude it cant believe how much its changed in so little time. feels so much easier to exist, like this. so much more seems possible. being a dog is amazing.

peamut butter good

nice argument, unfortunately im a tranny wearing a collar

woof! If you've ever considered it you should take estrogen. If you already take estrogen and havent done that you should do that! either immediately, or at the prescribed time. If you haven't considered it, you should consider it woof!

yea, im thinkin its boobs night

boobs night

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes allies

marriage is meant to be between a femboy and a tomboy. it says so. in the bible

THE DEAD NAME 🪦 page 1/31 Born with supernatural sight and abilities, 14-year-old Jordan Kwon runs an exorcism charity to fulfill her community service requirements. On her latest mission, Jordan must confront something far scarier than the undead: coming out as trans. #comic #trans #lgbtcomic

woof! If you've ever considered it you should take estrogen. If you already take estrogen and havent done that you should do that! either immediately, or at the prescribed time. If you haven't considered it, you should consider it woof!

all objects are women

A panel from X-MEN that's apropos to our current moment.

boobs night

- do you like me - / \ yes / \ no / \ yay! transmedicalism

goth butts in fishnets

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

3rd Strike tournaments with the feed projected onto the pool is a new one lol

amazing to me that some lady in my mentions was defending Usha until I was like “she clerked for Kavanaugh” and this bitch was like “oh well I don’t really know anything about her” oh you don’t really know anything? okay then shut the fuck up, it’s not that hard

No offence but you seem like someone who would get duped into being trapped in the mirror realm by their own reflection

how come poptarts taste different if u bite a piece off than if u tear it off with ur fingies and eat it

world's greatest ally: women can be stupid too ✊

People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.

finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever

i love baseball i went w a friends family to a game once and ate a hot dog and threw up and didnt know when the game was over great game

fun baseball fact! bats technically have a flared base

Fitting that a World Series between the BJs and Ds would end in a DP

“all the trans women i know are so strong and brave”

*sighs deeply, wearily* "pk;m new"

"my son is doing fine" your daughter: pk;ap latch

if i woke up in a celebrity's body fur 24 hours the furst thing im doing is taking cross sex hormones

woof finally... puppy weekend...

Game: Nintendogs: Lab & Friends (2005, DS) TAS author: EZGames69 Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeJd...

Important context to add: The submission text for this TAS.

if you want to stay on twitter for some reason it's whatever i guess but you have to accept that people are going to call you a shitass baby brained coward and you can't bitch about it

Sometimes cis people join in on the gallows humour and like. If you are on the gallows and there's no rope around your neck you look like an executioner my guy