Wraff

hey man. i can see from your replies you probably don't have object permanence. and that's fine. but some of them are so bad that i have to ask: do you even have subject permanence

Goddess.... there's nothing it wants more than to be Yours.

They're making the sunsets transgender!

honestly "kinda moderate dude whos largely disaffected or whatever meets a beautiful trans girlfriend who he falls in love with, learns to see the beauty in the world, sees this dude spreading hate and calling fur violence, goes 'holy shit i think i gotta kill that guy'" is kinda a beautiful story

slammed car door on my penis this is my last resort

woof

Replacing "transgender is like ferrari" with "transgender is like microwave" from now on after this great bit

Please don't

ME ME ME ME ME ME ITS ME

A beautiful woman is indistinguishable from a dog

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Would you rather R.O.B. give you an extremely slow and weak handjob or spin your dick violently like a gyroscope? Vote now to win

wuff

girls who were the seattle boys who were mariners when into invader zim they have when they see. a lead my dick. 🤝 blow it

who wabts a barkjob ??

hey girl can i bark on it

Nuclear Throne update 100 is launching for free on Steam on December 5th, bringing you: - C-skins for all 13 characters. - Custom difficulty mode. - Localization, 60+ fps support & many more quality of life features.

They don't tell you about the abiogenesis of dreams. They're a nootic vapor produced by minerals, too weak to detect while awake. It used to be common knowledge that astronauts never dream in orbit

Which Miku will Teto choose? 🩵❤️💚

teeth are the primary sex organ

Imagine your coworker starts talking about his girlfriend, how pretty she is etc, and then he pulls out a fucking tomagotchi. You're like "this is your gi-" And the tomagotchi beeps. "She says I need to purge the world of the unclean in order to transcend the recursion of the flesh," he says.

need to start carrying around estrogen in my bag in case i ever need to impromptu trans someone

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It's a given that billionaires are morally bankrupt parasites, but it's so infuriating that so many of them are absolute fucking imbeciles. Large bugs are smarter than Mark Cuban. A group of three mushrooms are smarter than Mark Cuban. A drawing of a smart person is smarter than Mark Cuban.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

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If you're going to run a dude who has made it clear that he has no intentions of protecting trans people and has shown he is very willing and eager to sacrifice us for the most meaningless of political points, no, I will absolutely not be voting for him.

Training to win Best In Show at the dog show / puppygirl orgy

i should draw her again...

intrusive thoughts

it’s a classic for a reason.

help puppy had a rly nice date and now its really gay. help omgss aaaaaa

sunset

me

tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house

Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto

Been making tlou2 core cards of my friends and hyperfixes, wanted to specifically highlight this one I made for the lovely @awesomejess.bsky.social , the goddess she is deserved a card.. REALLY proud of how this turned out. 🥰