please understand that whenever you talk to me, this is what you’re talking to

woof

shame is a prison abandon cringe bark for women

I'M MISTER PEE-NISTER, I'M MR COCK I'M MISTER DICK TWISTER, I'M MR 'PENISED AS FUCK' FRIENDS CALL ME COCK MISER, WHATEVER I TOUCH PENIS/DICKS IN MY BUTT I'M TOO MUCH

id let a locker room full of oiled up muscleheads worship my body with their hands and elevate my physical form to godhood if im being honest

hey what breed of dog are u this pup is a finnish spitz what kind of dog are u if ur a dog :3

every single day, my husband sees this ad for “brass crab” and then he spends the rest of the day sneaking up behind me and whispering “brass crab”

American politics be like Party X: Let's hurt [Minority of the Week] Party Y: Here's why we should only hurt some [Minority of the Week]

the snow has fallen such that it looks like a little child, standing on a pile of snow, watching the snow fall

medically speaking, i'm jacking off

Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days

hot take but I think there should be more hot women

lol

caffeine and cannabis......... ♡w♡...

woof

transphobia is sexism if you have a penis you must have these characteristics if you have a vagina you must have these characteristics the more transphobic a person is the more sexist they are the more sexist a society is the more transphobic it is this should be obvious but apparently it isn't🙄

sorry

the polycule is a wreck, a coyote therian fucking vored our outdoor catboy

me writing my latest dope metaphor, thinking "wow if you think about it things are just like other things. you ever notice how things are like other things"

so like where do straight and pan trans women even find men to date dont get me wrong. i can find men in apps. So many of them. but i cannot actually seem to find any men to date among them is there a trick? a boy watering hole to stake out? where do i even fucking talk to them at

Mood

woops

wrrauff wuff

u would forgive it if it drooled in the bong a little bit right? its just a little puppy u wont be mad right? if its just a little?

I want no argument and 40 thirst traps and every day I wake up to no thirst traps and 40 argument

fan edit of Air Bud that replaces the dog with a puppygirl it’s not against the rules for a good girl to play basketball

A WIZARD (mentally ill trans girl) high atop a TOWER (apartment building) is listening to DARK INCANTATIONS (noise music) and pondering an ORB (cell phone) to consort with SPIRITS (gay people on the internet)

i'm gorgeous and beloved and my autism is unmasked and i am a dog and my tits are huge and i love so many others in my life and when i look in the mirror i grin and think about how if i ever met myself in person i'd fuck her instantaneously and my heart swells like christmas

fox

In America if you are trans and do your job correctly you lose your job

who can parse the mind of a cracker?

if there are ten guys in the chain of command between me giving an order to do war crimes and the guy pressing the war crimes button then 12 people did war crimes. how is this hard

mom can you pick me up, they’re trying to astroturf gavin newsom as the democratic nominee again and I’m scared

my stupid stupid brain had to draw this

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

wrrauff wuff

There are two types of trans women Burnout girls who need praise to live, never got enough getting straight A's and need to be given commands Artistic girls who had nothing in life after applying and failing out, wanting to control what they never could for a measure of peace

u would forgive it if it drooled in the bong a little bit right? its just a little puppy u wont be mad right? if its just a little?

oh my gods i am beginning to feel the edges of my mind fray from boylust every day i sigh wistfully and think "i wish i had a boyfriend..." being love with a boy sounds cool ive never had a bf before when i was a teen i fell in love with a boy but i was SURE i wasnt gay so i had no idea why lmfao

pet your puppy