C’était toujours de la laïcité à deux vitesses (conçue pour s’attaquer aux personnes musulmanes).

browser tabs are the default app sandbox

bwaaaa

this every single time

Doing some real nerve-racking shenanigan

diagnostics 🔧

what if we exchanged offsite backups amd we were both girls 👉👈🥺

coil-habdle.ebil.club/hi-everyone-how-are-you i hop u r havbinbg a gooooooood dya !! and dat u eat cookiez ib u want to ⭐️ 12

cries in 8gb vram

professional code remover

動物になもも #ガルクラ　#になもも

になもも #ガルクラ

people with robot girl pfps posting 'datacenters are destroying the planet' from their cyberpunk aesthetic accounts. bestie my culture is not your costume

Jeudredi!!!

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The biggest draeback of my pixel 9a is getting flashbanged by the optical fingerprint scanner at 1am

Vertical tabs + restore previous session on startup combo is both a blessing and a curse tbh

omg I can finally close all those browser tabs must've felt so good for the ram

👽🛸✨

where tf do you install your ca cert in android

Own CA + ACME server operational ✅✅

@alern-habdle.t4tkiss.ing i tink i saw u

they discovered the Stigma Dreamscape irl

little 8 years old me would've been in awe seeing this launch

What a fucking shot holy shit

🚀🚀🚀

don't understand what's so important about artemis II. just teleport to the mare lamentorum aetheryte lol

i started making an "is this npm package real?" quiz but all the fake ones i could think of were real

Need to earn more money so I can give more to oomfs

frieren thing

i suggest forcenix

go nix yourself now!!

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

how many 67 can I sneak into test data before someone says something?

duck duck go dot com how to go back in time to prevent object oriented programming from being invented

Java is a very good and sane language and you can trust its developpers to design good APIs

SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀

tired of being deceived? click here to voluntarily rickroll yourself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

Yuri

had the honor of working on Dalamud's "character verification" for April Fools (thanks @goatsdev.bsky.social). make sure to verify your characters today folks

never wanted a shirt more than this one

fucked around and found out 🥀🥀🥀

Go to Mastodon if you want to live in 2015

**WARNING**: This release contains several **extremely important security fixes**. These vulnerabilities will be disclosed in **14 days** as per our security policy. Users of **all versions prior to 10.11.7 are advised to upgrade immediately**.

ignore the discourse. thinking about girls cocks destroying your throat is far better for you

I'm so done with Gentoo. I'll be moving to NixOS tomorrow

I'm so done with NixOS. I'll be moving to Gentoo this week I think