The extent to which rank prejudice, xenophobia, and racism are just part and parcel of what’s considered common discourse these days is just…so fucking disappointing Running gutter trash like this out of public life should be a priority

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

Birthright citizenship is going to be the new Roe v Wade in the sense that Democrats need to win more elections than they lose in perpetuity to protect it, because Republicans are not making the mistake of appointing another Justice who will uphold it, ever

What is the charge? Eating shrimp? Eating a dozen succulent fast-casual shrimp?

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

9 years ago, NBC gave this woman $20 million a year to host a morning talk show and be one of the top faces of its news division.

SAM ALTMAN: AI is going to become utility like electricity or water, people will buy it from us on a meter. BERNIE SANDERS: Yes, and we will nationalize it.

I’ve watched this 500x

That man’s name? Graham Platner

watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

Ok this is a truly great tweet

because I know y’all can’t click and read

Boy this generation is gonna produce some interesting mass shooters

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

To me, this is Bluesky:

conservatives are basically this but it actually works for them

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

It's today, today!

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within

okay now this is posting

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

I'm just so fucking tired.

My hottest “I have no data to back this up” take is that phones aren’t making young people less happy. What’s making them less happy is living in a world where everyone is having their reality defined by recommendation algorithms that can only care about whether something keeps you watching.

That’s Smee in the corner

Also worth remembering that after losing a (very shaky) majority in 2008, liberals were in the wilderness for 15 years. But they kept fighting and reclaimed a majority in 2023. Taking the long view is important.

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

FFS...

I’m telling you, the best way to understand this ceasefire is that Trump, faithless and feckless as always, saw Iran winning the war and wanted to be on the winning side. So he surrendered to them and switched sides

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

Senate Republicans refused to convict Trump after Jan 6. Republican SCOTUS appointees gave him immunity. Republicans in Congress today stand idly by as he unleashes death and destruction across the globe. We are now at the whims of a mad king because GOP leaders have refused to constrain him.

There is literally no action that I personally can take that will change this outcome one iota. Hell yes, I’m disassociating.

If you're new to the Moon fandom, you should read Seveneves. It has one of the wildest first lines in a book. www.nealstephenson.com/news/2015/04...

Probably was a bad idea to elect both the dumbest and most emotionally fragile president in American history.

the president of the United States is a madman seriously damaging the entire world

I am looking forward to Iran declaring the strait to be closed until there is regime change in America and israel.

He bragged about barging into see teenagers in the miss America dressing room. He has only radio fantasized about fucking his daughter. He had to promise her when she was 17 that he wouldn't date anyone younger than her.

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

IMO democracy becomes impossible in the absence of any social or political norms against lying.

I just set up one for Jordan. He would be hugely appreciative of anything that people would be willing to give. Thank you! gofund.me/8269dcc2e

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Okay, but besides Epstein calling him his “closest friend,” flying on the Lolita Express 8 times, showing up in both contact books, co-organizing a "beauty pageant" together in which they flew 28 girls to FL, and dating one of Epstein's victims--why do people think Trump is in the Epstein files?

Trump's illegal actions today make it much more likely that Iran will quickly create nukes as if they had them already they would not be bombed by Israel and the US. That's the lesson taught today to the entire world by trump and Netanyahu.

Iran is going to shut the strait of hormuz, and I don't see how it opens without us losing at least one ship. Basically a gift to russia.

Our elected officials are trash, sadly, and only a few are willing to treat this like the crises it is. Nor just constitutional, musk owns trump sp he does whatever he wants.