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Markwayne Mullin on the World Cup: "We averaged over 30 drones that we brought down per game"

hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks

Tom Homan looks like he’d pet a rabbit to death

I'm not sure granting anonymity to let the Blazers management have better bargaining positions is really in line with best journalism practices.

visual homage to von triers dogville

Really good trolling would be to go see Picnic at Hanging Rock with some friends and then 35 minutes in get up and leave the theater and disappear and never be seen again by anyone in their entire life

I don’t often shout out Dunning-Kruger because it’s pretty commonly misunderstood. Their finding was that pretty much everyone overestimates their knowledge; it’s just that people tend to get better perspective about the limits of their own knowledge as they learn more

On it's face, it's all manufactured. But that doesn't matter. Ten years of far-right polemicists dehumanizing the Left w lies, insinuations & mockery has done its work. And the media better get wise, bc people like Andy Ngo are calling your colleagues terrorists, too. bsky.app/profile/peip...

People know he was an Obama appointee right?! Obama awarded him a medal.

fash press reporting that Jim Goad is dead!!! 🎉🎉🎉 time to break out the good stuff!!

Limited raised me. in the early 2000s we called this our TBP special. tight Black pants and ”silky” top. air quotes because no silk was ever harmed in the making of a limited/express blouse. My man is ready for incredible hulks and a nupe stroll.

Low hanging food

William Friedkin: Hello Wang Chung, could you write the soundtrack to my film "To Live And Die In LA"? Wang Chung: No problem Mr. Friedkin.

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David Lynch's Wild at Heart is an Adaptation of a pretty straightforward crime novel by Barry Gifford. Can you guess what elements Lynch added?

really wish @lioneltrolling.bsky.social would bail on this dog ass platform. I like your writing a lot & would gladly subscribe elsewhere!

I know that most of our digital tools are controlled by awful billionaires and it's almost impossible for us to divest ourselves of all of them. But I think that X and Substack are so horribly toxic that everyone should avoid them as much as possible.

I would pay a monthly subscription fee for this kind of thing, give me the Meta glasses force field pls

love to see “leftist” coded accounts flogging statistics about communism resulting in millions of deaths. meanwhile the millions of untimely deaths constantly occurring under capitalism are surely all due to sheer laziness / unavoidable misfortune.

Longmont Potion Castle telling the tire store guy “Why don’t you go back in time, and stay there?”

Man living in Beaverton, holding an empty lot in East Portland for decades and who probably made hundreds of thousands of dollars on in appreciation, complains about an ESD raising his tax bill from $2300 to $3500. Won't someone think of the poor rentier class and speculators!

pausa de hidratación

"not the warmest of receptions there, not quite sure which one that's direct towards"

your regular reminder that the ellisons are not merely conservatives but are sycophantic election deniers as well

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“Flock issues public apology when company brass realizes that opportunistic White Nationalist propagandist Tucker Carlson might not be their cheerleader” is kind of useful information for potential municipal customers to have about the company.

Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.

Oh my god shut the fuck up

Call me the most reasonable and normal man alive if you will but I don't think it should be legal to bet on if there is going to be a fire. www.cnn.com/2026/07/17/c...

Getting some early reports that the jumper here has sadly perished. The disastrous jump seemed purposeful, as he apparently left notes to family members asking to not be revived, should the initial impact not fully stop his heart. He was 15 years old.

Nobody who has ever been in a fistfight could come up with the word "smoothgroin"

this eldritch lambchop doll appeared beneath our fig tree a few months back, and I maintain it’s probly from a hawk who Got Fooled

Dude ripping a Gambian kora in the subway

once again saying: Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

“DUMBFUCK CHUDS ONLY” 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

you stupid mother fucker (markwayne not eugene) we tricked the entire world into sending their smartest hardest working people here and then tricked those same people into staying permanently instead of going back to their home country you are BLOWING UP OUR SPOT

the composition goes crazy here

Babe are you ok? You’ve barely touched your Captain M3GAN

I know it’s become popular to say “every accusation is a confession” but this is really beyond satire

Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.

Funny Graceland sendup but what makes this A+ is its spoof of broader trends: 80s boomer-pop's Scramble for Africa (Simon, Byrne et al) AND the Magical Negro theme that ran thru such period pieces as U2's Rattle & Hum, Billy Joel's "River of Dreams," &—of course, supremely—TOTO I bless the rains...

Axel Springer, the company that owns Politico, awards its top prize to...Antichrist lecturer Peter Thiel. No mention of the $50 million Thiel gave the son of Axel Springer's CEO to start a venture capital fund. But the CEO lauds Thiel's "courage and non-conformity." www.welt.de/wirtschaft/a...