crazy that you can say "the day it happens is going to be so dope" and be referring to multiple guys. baseline purpose of living should be to never become one of those guys

>becomes prime minister >wins largest majority seen in labour history >pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights >completely destroys the labour party >resigns what was bro doing any of this for

reflecting pool perfec t for drink on hot june day! water very cool and no hydrogen peroxide. put reflecting pool water in mouth. no algae ever in reflecting pool water in tasty mouth. can trust reflecting pool no lead paint for giving water. friend reflecting pool

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

I went to the people who make the disposable 3D glasses for movies and am willing to sell pairs of them for $2,094.99, and because they lack recording capabilities they are guaranteed “pervert free”

antiwoke is standpoint epistemology for rapists

i updated this for the highest level of threat facing our political and media classes today

Who says there’s no good news around these days? 🥳🎉🍾

Bummer.

To put it another way, I think Musk’s purchase of Twitter has helped reify the vague pundit instinct that Trump in some way channels the will of an inchoate true Volk, because now the voice of the Volk speaks through X, the everything app

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Oooh, I get it - he's Labour Platner (a set of establishment certified, hyper masc aesthetic, jangling keys)

does anyone know when something good will happen

You only see violence when it's white people being killed. A young man in Makerfield speaks the truth.

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New Guy just dropped: in the past week or so it has been revealed that there is a guy called Al Carns, there has always been a guy called Al Carns, and he gets to be in the papers every day now.

The media loves the tale of Brianna Ghey who tragically killed herself due to the pernicious influence of social media and transgender, except for the fact she was murdered by transphobes in a park, but she was out and about as a trans girl, so basically She got herself killed whats the diff

Trying to steal her glory as being the most unhinged anti sex work voice in Scotland, but he can’t ever be her x

Thinking about interactions on here, and I don’t think I see eye-to-eye even with some of my mutuals, let alone everyone I follow/who follows me, but I try to conduct myself as someone who’s thinking and operating in good faith and it seems to work so maybe people who struggle on here could try that

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Had to make some queer versions for pride

Seeing the Peter Serafinowicz Harry Potter announcement just made me think, once again, about this excellent James Acaster bit from Off Menu.

It must go so hard to watch this slop when you are baffled by the idea that one object can be composed of, or contain, other objects.

In the wake of Burnham becoming increasingly disliked as an unexpected result of spouting exactly the same shit as a bunch of people who are hated he will now be pivoting to communicating solely through the medium of mime.

youtu.be/iy53s5b3xkA Policy decisions like these just reinforce the idea that we don't actually see children as people, in all that entails. Vulnerable people, absolutely. But still people who deserve access to knowledge and community and appropriate/reasonable privacy.

atoms of carbon and calcium and iron and every other little thing, forged in the crucibles of long-dead stars, strewn impossible billions of miles through the vacuum only to assemble themselves into Fucking Stephen Miller. that's got to be a letdown

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Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

And on twitch! You can watch Farscape any time you want to. And you should want to, because it's amazing!

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Roll a D20 to find out if you've ever, ever felt like this. Critical fail. When strange things happen, you *will* go round the twist.

It's impossible to overstate how much this video has ruined my vocabulary. I really do call water glasses verties and hories now www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8...

this is who our entire political class keep pandering too. it's a tiny fraction of the public backed up by our entire news media class.

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

The three genders (nonbuynary)

I've been asked to publish this statement from some of the families affected by NHS England's decision in Brighton.

Mohamed Jesil, a restaurant manager in London, said he acted on “pure instinct” when he saw a young girl hanging from the balcony ledge. Jesil and a police officer were able to catch the girl when she fell.

It’s crazy how many American adults on here haven’t figured out that the gun industry is selling a fantasy of empowerment in the same way that people who sell truck nuts are

Control (2019)

I think it's hard even for raging leftists like myself to understand just how captured the media is in this country. Nothing you read or see on the news is based on things that have happened or their importance, it's driven by which politicians and journalists are in a whatsapp chat together

Tomorrow's front page 📰 Refugees are woven into Scotland

Enjoy your day everyone, I'm away off to cut the undersea cables myself.

'Northern Ireland needs guns' Oh, they had guns, Laura. It was kind of a whole thing