Divided Ninth Circuit panel stays injunction against President Trump’s federalization of National Guard troops in Portland: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Judge Graber, who is no firebrand, wrote quite a dissent—encouraging en banc review and some patience on the part of the public:

Judge Graber went hard and I cannot stress enough that Judge Graber *does not go hard*

I dunno, I think it would be helpful if journalists translated what “rural” means in this context. Somehow I don’t think Korean people automatically make something less rural simply by existing somewhere. Unless rural means something else.

Interesting to see how Amazon Ring is slowly rolling out enabling footage from your doorbell camera to be requested by law enforcement (police, ICE and animal control?). The feature is officially “starting with lost pets” to get people used to the idea.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

I think it would be a huge public service if major media outlets interviewed people given RIF notices and let them explain in detail what their jobs are so that people can judge for themselves whether these positions are wasteful like Trump and Vought claim or whether they help the country prosper.

our pair of Aussies have answered the call 📱 Mac and Torpey will join The Matildas for a pair of October friendlies later this month! 🇦🇺 vs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 | 10.25 🇦🇺 vs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | 10.28 More here: matildas.com.au/news/commban...

Me in the Antifa waiting room: frog, frog, frog Receptionist: (thumping table) Frog! Frog! All the people in the waiting room: (stamping feet) FROG! FROG! FROG!

$20b for Argentina 🇦🇷 at drip of a hat while babies run out of food, soldiers go unpaid, and soy farmers are dangling near bankruptcy.

#WarRavagedPortland 🐸 @oregonian.com www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

“I truly believe that without the national team, I wouldn’t be here.” 🇻🇪 @thornsfc.com forward Deyna Castellanos on why representing Venezuela is so important to her ❤️

Yeah everything SUCKS but humans are still silly wonderful beautiful creatures who collaborate with slugs to make videos like this. So. All is not lost.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

Two 17 year old girls were brutally murdered in New Jersey when a truck ran them over going 70mph. 17 year old Vincent Battiloro is charged with first degree murder. The suspected motive? One of the girls declined his advances. He couldn’t handle hearing the word “no” 🧵

My constituents want me to get to work but House Republicans are more concerned about protecting the Epstein files. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...

I know @ryenerman.bsky.social is fully behind the second suggestion!

New bench slap just dropped. They are coming at a truly astonishing rate. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Dearest Martha, Here upon the war-torn byways of the Oregon Territory, we have borne witness to such deprivations as can hardly be described. Children wander the streets, seeking what sustenance can be found from makeshift tents, the meager produce of local farmsteads.

My dearest Martha, I send you all my love from this war-torn ravaged place, where our hardships surpass comprehension. Yesterday, a barista gave me a whole milk latte when I specifically ordered skim. Later, a young woman with strangely colored hair glanced at me disapprovingly.

Dearest Martha, I write from the front lines of war-torn Portland. Today I fought bravely through a hostile farmers market, narrowly surviving a volley of kombucha bottles. Supplies of pour-over coffee and oat milk run low. Clouds of artisanal incense fill the sky, the drum circles beat incessantly

Yesterday, Meta unveiled a new "feed" on its platforms that will exclusively feature AI-generated videos. This overshadowed another big announcement... On Tuesday, Meta launched a super new PAC geared towards electing politicians that will block any AI regulation. Hello?

Pour one out for one of the greats.

Homegrown tomatoes taste great and are ideal for people who want to eat five hundred of them in a week in early September and none at all for the rest of the year.

people who say nothing is forever have never had a popcorn kernel stuck in their teeth

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Terrific piece by @mehdirhasan.bsky.social for @theguardian.com. The country desperately needs congressional Democrats to get their shit together, and it needs to happen sooner rather than later.

It bears repeating...

For comparison, Microsoft Office 365 has 345m paid subscribers worldwide. The idea that ChatGPT will conjure up five times that amount in just a few years isn't just hypothetical, it's fantasy. These people are delusional.

Oh, so when the Pope sells indulgences to get into heaven it's ok, but when I sell tickets to heaven it's a felony? The best part of this article: "You should arrest Jesus because he is the one that gave me the golden tickets. I am willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up." BJE: Big Judas Energy

“Did I catch you at a bad time?” Motherfucker is it still 2025?

How your email finds me

STOP AND WATCH THIS!!

Happy Sunday to you! 🫶🏼🤩💙☕️☮️✌️

This is also great legal writing advice. And it is a reminder that junior attorneys who are asked to do the first draft, only to have it revised or rewritten by more experienced attorneys, are in fact doing something that is very hard.

As a physicist I can easily calculate time dilation from relativistic motion (time slows when you're moving fast) or proximity to a massive object (time slows in gravity) but I have yet to find a solution for emotional time dilation (the task takes five minutes to complete but six weeks to start) 🫠

Bought a basic Lenovo laptop out of necessity and it spent the first two hours installed and downloading various updates, then errored out and locked up with a failed download. Jesus, you used to just be able to turn these on and use them

Italian-Americans who defend Columbus also use the amount of garlic the recipe calls for.

Motherfucking windfarms

Starting this week with a pocket-sized species - the Pearl-spotted Owlet. 📍Akagera National Park, Rwanda. #Birds #NaturePhotography 🪶

"I am actually a princess," the frog said. "Oh no!" said the prince. "My curse can only be lifted by a prince listening to me." "Of course," said the prince, and bent down with puckered lips. "What are you doing?!" "Kissing you, like you asked!" "No!" The frog hopped away, muttering.

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

this city is all pride 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️ thank you to 2️⃣1️⃣,2️⃣6️⃣8️⃣ of the best fans in the @nwslsoccer.com for showing up and showing out yesterday! 🌹

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

AI is the U2 album of tech

Weird satellite dish 🤔

fair play, that’s a decent signing

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a