When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name—9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.

The Republican platform has always been “America is a Hellhole.”

Yep…this was in Project 2025. They literally told folks they were going to do this and wrote it down BUT it seems like too many people thought they were joking. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

The problem with "access journalism" is the access always takes precedence over the journalism

Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed

It’s around 7pm. I sit down to play on my PC. He arrives to let me know his bowls are not sufficiently full. Same as every other day…

I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

So you're telling me the 20 year old who had a relationship with a teenage runaway when she was 13-14, had a matching tattoo with her, appears to have referenced her in his songs, and owns the car that her dismembered body was found in might have had something to do with her death.

New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:

We're primarying John Fetterman. Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians. We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.

Looks like Trump will sign the bill to release the Epstein files – perhaps as early as tonight – and then he'll have Bondi insist that they can't release the files because of an "ongoing investigation" that Trump himself ordered.

I mean yeah of course they are. And this is entirely on Biden and Garland.

an important message to elite society in general: this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no

There are like 3 “Trump helps pedos” stories JUST THIS WEEK

Clay Higgins (R-LA)

A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi. I hired and worked with Jamal for a year. www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...

Fox News credulously reports that "the Saudis now say their investment pledge in the US will be increased to $1 trillion." THE ENTIRE GDP OF SAUDI ARABIA IS $1.1 TRILLION, so this is total nonsense.

Has Doordash confirmed this?

Imagine this being the hill you chose to die on

That’s a helluva way to kill your public career. What did it? An affair? A DUI? Inside trading? Wait what was that? You voted against releasing the Epstein files? Bro you are cooked.

Deeply ashamed just because you were soliciting a convicted child predator for advice on cheating on your wife my pressuring a younger colleague into sleeping with you while sneering at her and her work? Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture

When you’re that ONE guy… But it’s pedophilia.

a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.

😭 YASS!!! It’s actually PERFECT!! 👌 🤩 😂 🤫 🐽

Chicago’s ICE Raids only had a 2.6% “success rate” of arresting anyone with any sort of criminal record, so yeah, ballparked MAGA’s “large percentage”

I'm betting the percentage of ICE officers with significant criminal histories is vastly greater than that of the immigrant community

post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only

trump can literally call for the execution of reporters because the press corps will just bow their heads and say "yes mr trump, whatever you say mr trump, yes its the gulf of america and department of war mr trump, now can i please get a scoop for my book sir?" theyre useless

I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.

No. Name them.

Moments earlier, Trump was demanding praise for how transparent he was and taking time out of his busy day to answer questions from the press

This fact comes directly from Trump's ass

Trump met with Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman after warm-up sets from opening acts Aziz Ansari, Louis C.K., Whitney Cummings, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Pete Davidson, Kevin Hart, Andrew Schultz, Chris Distefano, Sam Morril, etc...

The journalist who asked is Mary Bruce. Kudos to her for asking.

“but why do the kids spend all their time hanging out together online now?!”

I'm guessing they just pass the hours away exchanging stories about the people they've killed and the children they've raped

You work for us, asshole.

Such a shame

Pirates favorite soda? Arr-C Cola Pirates favorite socks? Arr-gyle Pirates favorite fast food chain? If you said "Arr-by's" then you're WRONG! It's Long John Silver's

an important message to the media: no matter how much you flatter and curry favor with this man, he would enjoy seeing you dismembered with a bone saw

The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...

Trump literally just said if a lot of people don't like someone, they should just expect to be dismembered with chainsaws. That things like this just happen and the rest of us should just move on and forget about.

Fucking Nazi pig. "Things happen."

Well, if *you* don't know, how tf am *I* supposed to know?

This is the apocalyptic nightmare image of his hometown that was etched in that Norwegian guy's brain

Trump wishes he could order journalists to be executed. (Honestly, he probably has but his minders countermanded the order because they knew he'd end up sundowning and forgetting about it)

My Dinner With Andre