Pretty weird that depicting himself as Jesus was your breaking point

Looks suggestively like boxwork, but seems very doubtful at this kind of scale (whatever it may be).

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called "school"

⚒️ 7.1 is pretty strong. Honestly surprised the damage wasn't worse.

I saw earlier that today was the 65th anniversary of Yuri Gagarin's trip to space, and realized it means I've been around for the entire history of human-crewed space flight. What a trip! What a privilege!

In Springsteen’s words: everybody has a Hungary heart

Trump, watching Orban lose in a landslide:

Live your life in such a way that your failures aren’t described as great moments for democracy.

was once New Amsterdam.

🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🤭 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! Look, I say we're closing the Strait, and that's final! Don't try to talk me out of it! 🤡

Dear GOP: Please send Vance out to campaign for your candidates in the midterms.

Vertical evacuation structures but not an offshore early warning network--very "I got mine--F U," very American.

Crackle and roar of thunder, and Bif the cat is doing his pancake impression again.

The Cambrian explosion occurred despite the best efforts of the Cambrian bomb squad.

Reach out, touchscreen faith Your own personalized AI Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who for $1.99 a minute cares Your own personalized AI Jesus

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

On one hand, I'm skeptical about the safety and effectiveness of vertical evacuation structures. On the other, if I was at the coast, and an urgent warning was issued, I'd sure as hell want one to be there rather than not. ⚒️

I was up at St. Helens in Sept with my sister and BIL. The current visitor center allows a tiny peek into the crater, but I sure would've appreciated a more expansive view. ⚒️

Saw this earlier, and I fully agree. Whoever AI'd this has never tried throwing rocks underwater.

Holy smokes! An incredible start to the 'Wildfire Season' in the US this year - owing to an abnormally hot and snowless winter in some parts of the country.

This is all good and well but does it work on congressmen?

Leelu: "BIG badda boom! Korben Dallas: [chuckles] "Big badda boom!" ⚒️

I changed my ringtone to John Cage's 4'33" and I keep missing calls for some reason

We will build a second Strait of Hormuz, and Mexico is going to pay for it. by Donald J. Trump

I go back and re-read this speech every year or two. Trump lives exclusively in his own reality, but so too do many Americans.

I go back and re-read this speech every year or two. Trump lives exclusively in his own reality, but so too do many Americans.

April 12-18 is #TsunamiPreparednessWeek in British Columbia - a great time to learn more about the past and prepare for the future, starting with stories and lessons passed down from those who have lived on this coast for 1000’s of years hakaimagazine.com/features/gre... from @hakai.org magazine 🧪⚒️🌊

Reports that Melania Trump didn't give Donald a heads-up that she was going to do something to get everyone talking about Jeffrey Epstein again really makes it seem that her motive for the unsolicited speech was intentionally to undermine Donald.

This one's gonna hurt... bad.

Happy 50th anniversary to “All the President’s Men” — a film that owes its existence to Redford, who bought the film rights, developed the script and cajoled a reluctant Woodward & Bernstein. I thought it was “a great character study,” he said later. But, for months, “they didn’t return my calls.”

Just saw a high school friend post "I stand with Iran" on Facebook and do you have any idea how bad you have to fuck up as president of the United States to get middle American normies on Facebook to type out "I stand with Iran"

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...

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A commenter notes that "Trump managed to be both Hitler and Chamberlain in the same negotiation. An unprecedented feat." 😭

For Iran to come off as the honest deal maker is terrible for everyone because the regime is evil. Trump is making evil look not so bad.

"Lord Vader, I like to call him Darth. A lot of people don't call him that. I call him Anakin. Ana-kin! So true. Lord Vader, he powerfully and strongly secured our beautiful Death Star. Do not believe the FAKE GALACTIC NEWS that it was destroyed by the (sick) Luke Skywalker!!!"

Unexpectedly spent the evening reading newspapers and clippings from 1980. a) libraries are neat, b) the way we gender volcanoes feels weird, and c) rude

Hey y'all. Love all the love for the program (we're pretty proud of it too). But the fact that the solicitation is archived does NOT mean that the program is shutting down. We're hanging in there, struggling through the uncertainty with everyone else.

Ask your doctor if books are right for you!

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Have you heard of Harold Hering? He's the officer who was kicked out of the Air Force for asking the "How can I know that an order I receive to launch my missiles came from a sane president?" question.

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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Remember when a delegation of congressional Republicans went to President Nixon and told him to resign? Yeah.