a dick tattoo that reads “biisrth” when it’s soft but “biiiiiiiig stretch” when it’s hard

It's always an identical list of the most tedious, spoonfed, republican positions and policies all wrapped in a ephemerally thin veneer of disdain for Trump because he's boorish. Always the same shrill scold, always the same misplaced aggression, always the same hate and fear.

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

they put those little arm pistons on C-3PO to keep him from jacking off

it sure is fun watching the Cubs get shelled

Ernest Goes to the Glory Hole

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Never a truer word, a lesson history repeats but which falls on deaf ears.

attn: @veryimportant.lawyer I've seen your take on Facebook and Insta recently good shit, my man

god damn, same.

unbelievably based

So it turns out that some of you like boobs

a few small beers

Cam Schlittler, take a bow! 👏 In his postseason debut, the Yankees rookie is the first pitcher in MLB history to have 12+ strikeouts in a winner-take-all postseason game. H/T OptaStats via X

"WWE champ Cody Rhodes is taking blood money from the people who bone-sawed a journalist. AEW champ Adam Page is telling ICE to “f*ck” off. Advantage: AEW."

my nose ring smells especially bad today

yeah i’m in showbiz. that means watching shows while in the business of horkin cheeze whiz right

Phil: actually I wasn't talking about Saudi Arabia in the first place I don't know what you're talking about maybe I just sent a mean tweet to The Miz once, I'm so sorry, please don't kill me Hangman Adam Steve: fuck ICE and fuck Warner Bros. Discovery for taking ICE's money to run recruitment ads

Fuck the Fed and its piece of shit fans

Womp womp Trans Rights are human rights. Keep doing your thing AEW and wrestling fans

This is what AEW EVP Kenny Omega thinks of Todd's "concerns"

I hate being a Bengals fan

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

fuckin' savage

I miss the dirtier, shittier Kmart rival that destroyed countless small towns throughout the country. they had fish tank.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Hard Drive Has Been Sold to Shinra Electric Power Company in 100 Trillion Gil Deal

got his ass

I walk into a convenience store to buy snacks exactly like Eddie walking down the ramp.

This user DOESN’T have a juicy ass, adorable animals, and correct/sexy opinions ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

When I'm driving Juice Robinson to his destination and we arrive.

If it's your birthday today, happy birthday! If it's not, fuck you. 🎅

Do you ever think about how Gilmore Girls really only missed having a licensed platformer game by a few years?

Heard you were talking shit

we need this for the left

I love this idea

Doing language lessons while significantly inebriated is genuinely a great way to become more natural-sounding and smoother at using the language. Follow me for more drinking tips!

never gets old

lol how can anyone watch this fucking garbage?

the original is a banger:

I’ve asked this before but, WHY ARE MEN?

Every canceled wrestler apology on social media:

is last night's Dynamite replay not on Max yet or am I doing something wrong?

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

what