I did get the laundry done, if not put away, so at least there's that.

After the past week of dirt sheets faithfully reporting on every dipshit word out of the mouths of people who can't, or at least shouldn't wrestle anymore, I asked myself why we're not hearing what Teddy Hart thinks about AEW, but apparently, he hasn't done a new episode of his podcast in 2 years. 🤼

Y'all, I am tired as fuck today. Next year, Hot Pockets for errybody.

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

In my head this morning.

#GRAAR 🤼

With the exception of whatever that was with Mox on commentary, I had a lot of fun watching Collision with y'all tonight! 🤼

Another treat of a match. 🤼

These two are fuckin' each other up. 🤼

Roddy busting out the Okada dropkick, Nigel right on that call. 🤼

Sweet miserable fuck, Soup, that fucking forearm. 🤼

Meanwhile, Roddy and Soup are beating the bejeezus out of each other already. 🤼

It almost definitely won't go this way, but I really wanna see Don and the Family swerve us and turn on Okada and be the world's least-likely face faction. If you think about it, Don already did a ton of damage to Kenny. You'd think there'd be a ton of incentive to take out The Other Guy. 🤼

I keep thinking about the Takeshita/Goto match from G1 Climax 34 this week. That was an outstanding match. I didn't see the most recent match they had, but G1 34 was bananas. 🤼

We get a Takeshita match. 🤼

And yeah, that Tay's totally still in there. Get her singles reps, and get her to work with Anna to be early Dark Order Anna. Bring back Stu for her to bully, if necessary. Bring back Stu anyway, once London Lightning runs him out of Gatineau. 🤼

Jamie wearing glasses, wondering if she's still got a shiner. 🤼

Needs to be a post-match beatdown to draw a little more of it out of her. Yup, here we go. 🤼

Heeeeere we go. 🤼

That's two tonight, and this one's even more unwelcome than the first! 🤼

Can we have Thekla vs. Heidi Howitzer as a treat? 🤼

Tay is someone who could legit have an Aminata-level match with Thekla if it's permitted to happen. 🤼

I really wanna see AEW Dark-level Tay here. Hoping Thekla can draw her out. 🤼

You're so cool, Thekla. 🤼

I just hope Thekla and Tay have fun. 🤼

YEAH RED VELVET GET HER ASS 🤼

YEAAAAAAAAAAH EDDIE GET HIS ASS 🤼

Rick Knox caught someone breaking the rules! 🤼

Glad to see Eddie starting to get singles reps in here. 🤼

I miss Ishii. (I see Shibata, I think about that WK match.) #HotIshiiSummerForever 🤼

Kick him in the dick, Ed, it's his weak point! 🤼

OK, time for the good shit. 🤼

I want Rocky's jacket. I also wanna hang out with Hechicero. 🤼

I don't know who Michael Ray is. 🤼

I miss MxM Collection doing more imaginative shit, too. No matter how good it sounds when I say it, we really didn't need the Premier Athletes/Frat House with incredible fashion sense. 🤼

I heart Taya. I wish they were doing more with her. 🤼

I think everyone in Nashville just had an orgasm. 🤼

Juice and Dustin from Stranger Things have the same mullet now. 🤼

Hey, it's the guys with the second-best entrance in AEW! 🤼

It's the greatest night of Big Stoke's life. 🤼

I really wish Daddy Magic and Danny would've had different framing. That deserved better than the time, the build and the commentary it got. 🤼

Mark Briscoe's gonna fart a lot. 🤼

Commentary is basically ruining this match for me. Is there a Hugo Savinovich option? 🤼

*looking at a Fenderson* 🤼

What's it smell like, Jon, the MMA-to-right wing pipeline? 🤼

KICK HIS ASS, DADDY MAGIC, AND THEN KICK MOXLEY'S ASS, TOO! 🤼

Brody King looks so fucking happy to be working with Bandido. Like, it sounds weird to say about Brody King because he's such a scary dude, but it's like he's glowing, being a part of it all. 🤼

Holy mother of fuck, that Final Battle title match. 🤼

Really fun match. Didn't love the finish, but the rest was seriously some video game shit. 🤼

That buckle bump did not look fun for Speedy's neck. 🤼