The cast in this movie is absurd!

The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)

her shield stops the quick strike, while the slow blade may pass

tbh i genuinely believe that people doing shit like breaking down narrative media into constituent "tropes" and actively pursuing media based around if it fulfills their preferred tropes and showing that you can market a work purely on it fulfilling those tropes was a precursor for AI slop media

Guy getting kicked out of screening room ahead of IRON MAN 3 (I think? The movie wasn’t memorable) for playing an acoustic guitar. He called the theatre employees “fascists”

I am so sick and tired of professional athletes telling kids they have to "exercise" and "practice" and "eat right" to become world-class athletes. That sort of gate-keeping has to stop! Today I'm announcing a new non-profit that provides unlimited steroids to any kid who wants to compete.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools

I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out

I’m surprised THE CHAIR COMPANY wrapped everything up in such an easy-to-understand way… shouldn’t there be a little mystery left?

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Donald Duck, the original shonen hero

Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit. It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!

This is probably because we don’t have the government-owned stores, right?

I consider Edmonton mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.

He will be remembered by cinephiles all around the world. Love, Matt and Erin

In the meantime, we wanted to check-in and acknowledge the incredible loss of the iconic Bollywood actor Dharmendra. He leaves behind a remarkable cinematic legacy, some of which we have enjoyed ourselves and many of which we look forward to enjoying in the future.

Hello Lovers, It's been a while. We've been taking a break focusing on our personal lives and we hope to be back in the new year.

I just solved this Crossword in 4 minutes and 43 seconds. Can you beat my time? www.vulture.com/article/dail...

just remembered the time glinner was featured in a jojo

RIP to a real one:

Whenever I say this, people get Really Mad, but it's true. Same of any other art, too. You have to read the book, watch the film, see the painting, listen to the song, whatever. I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

I believe they prefer to be called Americans

Today’s a good day to watch Super Deluxe on Netflix, a Tamil movie with 5 stories of trans visibility and general sexuality. Not typical for conservative south India. But necessary, and a masterpiece. #TransDayOfRemembrance #SuperDeluxe #Tamil #LGBTQ #QueerDesis #TransDesis

what was this guy’s fucking problem

My story on this and a whole lot more 💫 xtramagazine.com/power/politi...

Authors dumped from New Zealand’s top book prize after AI used in cover designs

'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870) Kawanabe Kyōsai

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

I’m honestly shocked that this story from @globalnews.ca has flown under the radar. Confirmation that Amit Shah, the second-most powerful man in the Indian government, was directly involved in the assassinations on Canadian soil. globalnews.ca/news/1151469...

Fixing this by inserting a new scene into Frankenstein where two women have a conversation specifically avoiding the monster or its creator, idk maybe they talk about shopping or something

This is what they took from you

Me [checking into the Hotel California]: anything I should know about this place? Clerk: well, for starters, it's pretty fucked up,

lol

ow fuck dude, you hit my weak spot

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident

I did not know that Trevor was from my hometown, but it makes sense.

I want to draw everyone's attention to this amazing sitcom supercut by @futurehasbeen.bsky.social. It's a 2-hour celebration of sitcom openings that you don't remember and may not know exist. It's warm nostalgia that gets uncanny as you watch. Hard recommend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhNB...

forgot to post my annual pumpkin #art