Mike Schaub
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Re-aspiring writer.
35, and don’t let them talk you out of it. Please.
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I have jury duty today, which means I get to try and recreate the funniest moment in the last decade of television.
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Ken Tremendous
8 days ago
Okay. Well. Baseball.
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Go Pats (Vomits)
9 days ago
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Arin Arcady
10 days ago
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Leigh Kunkel
21 days ago
For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn (Size small)
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I like my Boncos friends but I hope I’m happier than you are in three hours
23 days ago
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Aaron Rupar
24 days ago
"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
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Mina Kimes
27 days ago
There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland. If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
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Least comfortable 11 point lead ever, I’m terrified of Davis Mills, should be 24 points, sports are not fun
30 days ago
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I constantly drove 30 minutes, multiple towns over, to see movies when I was growing up. The drive back talking about the movie was half the fun.
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Rahul Kohli
about 2 months ago
Tonight we were asked to come dressed as something from 2025… so I came as everyone’s favourite goblin, Kash Patel. Complete with a woman’s medium jacket. Happy New Year!
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@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
I don’t know why I thought anything different would happen with Ladd McConkey at this point. Think you need a “don’t draft a WR if the team brings back their former #1 WR a week before the season tattoo.
about 2 months ago
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Matt Zoller Seitz
2 months ago
Thread Oh wow what a thread
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I mean… this guy has Long Covid, right? And they’re just not calling it that? I’m no doctor, but from all I’ve read about it, this matches right?
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2 months ago
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Ken Tremendous
2 months ago
Congrats to Hall of Famer Jeff Kent, who was on Survivor in 2012 and said this after he was kicked off. It should be noted that the top marginal tax rate in 2012 was 35%, unchanged from the last 6 years of the Bush era. Which makes you wonder whether maybe the tax rate was not his beef with Obama.
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95Sports
2 months ago
this is a reminder that the reason why Jeff Kent had the stats to make the HOF is that he played with a guy who the BBWAA refuses to put into the HOF. Mattingly should be in. He played on some dreadfully bad Yankee teams.
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If this leads to Manny Ramirez going on Survivor I’m all for it
2 months ago
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Mina Kimes
3 months ago
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
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Alan Woke 2
3 months ago
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
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Amy Ash
3 months ago
help
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Jason Concepcion
3 months ago
Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
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Stick to sports, huh?
3 months ago
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leon
3 months ago
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Matt Mitovich
3 months ago
#Pluribus
Vince Gilligan on Carol being a romantasy author: “I liked the idea of a writer being tasked with saving the world, because there is no one less suited to saving the world.”
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Please stop buying snake oil from these salesmen.
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3 months ago
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Brian Grubb
3 months ago
i am so ready for the eight-part docuseries about all of this
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
4 months ago
If they walk Varsho then
@iracane.bsky.social
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@kliakos.com
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Shrimp Alert
4 months ago
WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT
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Rian Johnson
4 months ago
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
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Matthew Noe
4 months ago
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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Ben Rosen
4 months ago
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
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Oh no
4 months ago
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Jesse Raub
over 1 year ago
i am 39 years OLD. i post ONLINE. i have a stable job in a big CITY. i have a mild form of mental ILLNESS that can be treated with LITTLE to NO medication. i am going to kill myself because of postseason BASEBALL.
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brian b. levinson
4 months ago
10 years ago tonight
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Oh my GOD
4 months ago
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Daniel Fienberg
4 months ago
Jesus. 26 athletes stranded. This is basically the plot of "Alive."
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I love baseball so, so much.
4 months ago
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Oh WOWWWW
4 months ago
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Walk him. Don’t even think twice.
4 months ago
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If he sees a strike the rest of the season that is a catastrophic managerial failure
4 months ago
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10 at least overnight, two extended airport stops, 2 more driven through. Most egregious missing: Chicago, probably, with New Orleans second.
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4 months ago
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@ndeddiemac.bsky.social
… we back up?
#klaxon
4 months ago
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Kyle C
4 months ago
Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
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ana street rat
4 months ago
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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I spent a year on this plan, and she just… tweeted it out. - Wyman Manderly
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4 months ago
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Guy’s gonna have the worst flight home and the only person I feel sorry for is his flight attendant
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4 months ago
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That was the single greatest performance by a baseball player in the history of the game.
4 months ago
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Danny Heifetz
4 months ago
Ohtani is the best baseball player ever
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