My dad moved into his condo four years ago. Today I learned that in that entire time, he has only taken baths because he couldn't figure out how the shower head works

Go on

Excuse you what

Birdie darted into the alley and came out crunching something in her mouth. Once I got her to spit it out, it was A tooth A whole human molar, roots and all Birdie tried to eat an alley tooth

They've added a fourth member

This is it, the last week 🌇

Looks like we left too soon

It's been a while, Broadview

One more because he was so very good

A year ago we lost our sweetest, dumbest boy. I miss him horribly but I'd like to think that the life we gave him after finding him on the highway, underfed and full of heart worms and Lyme disease, was a good one

Anyone know how I might access criminal court records from Delaware? I'm only seeing options for searching civil court docs. The case is from 2023 and the judgment wasn't appealed

She is displeased

So the floor in my office is...quirky (horray fixer-uppers!) and my chair is constantly sliding away from my desk. Other than using a non-rolling chair, is there a solution to this? I really don't want to move my desk because it's next to the only window

Two! More! Weeks! Until! Daylight! 😎

Apple morning buns

And a door!

"Watch the official companion podcast" is a cursed sentence

Excellent dog grouping, no notes

I've been rereading A Pict Song (and listening to @billybragg.bsky.social's version of it) over and over since the fall and I think this is my favorite design inspired by it. Get a tshirt/pullover/tote and support ICIRR dancingonicesgrave.myshopify.com/products/ton...

Are there any brands that Jon Hamm ISN'T doing voiceovers for?

🚨🚨🚨 I want to abolish ICE. Period. @rajaforil.bsky.social thanked ICE, funded ICE, and took money from an ICE contractor.

Birdie has a scruffy adoptable friend at daycare and they keep trying to get us to take him...

if you want schumer out, you might consider donating to stratton's campaign. she is cash poor, and the leader with all the money is a centrist asshole who I think would legit be worse than Durbin.

Sooo yeah that was Kyle on Last Week Tonight

Three weeks three weeks three weeks 🌅

Why did no one tell me about PONIES??

Sorry but it is goofy to skate to your own VERY SERIOUS spoken word poem

Does anyone have thoughts on ceramic frying pans? Our old nonstick is very...sticky and I hate replacing them so often

It's time to CHECK YOUR JUDGES BAYYYYBEEEEE!!!! Unbelievably excited to share our team's labor of love for the 2026 primary election. There are some doozies in here. Don't vote without it! #checkyourjudges 2026primary.injusticewatch.org

My neighbors got a puppy named Atlas! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

They're filming something in Wicker Park and I just passed a crew truck with a flag that just said RIGATONI

Chicago's U.S. attorney's office has released evidence from the case against Marimar Martinez, pre-empting her press conference later today. It even released text messages it once claimed would "sully" a Border Patrol agents's rep. From @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Has anyone ever seen Elon and Wile E. Coyote in the same room

AND FOR SOME REASON I'M WATCHING IN FUCKING NORTH CENTER

Have identified my new friend for this sporting event

Have identified my new friend for this sporting event

Four weeks until the sun

LLMs could never

She is NOT a ridiculous dog why would you say that

Got a pup cup for being so good with Blue yesterday (also because the barista says she's precious)

Maybe you like moths more than skeletons but still want to support the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights and also END ICE. If so, I've got you covered dancingonicesgrave.myshopify.com

Twist: she DOES have a chip. We'll try getting ahold of whoever she's registered to and if that doesn't work, look for a husky rescue 🤞

Soooo is anyone missing a husky? Found by Grand and Division, no tags

I just told Kyle the name of our newest Gen Z digital media hub and I am not exaggerating when I say he gasped NO and clutched his heart

NE👏CRO👏TI👏ZING FAS👏CI👏I👏TIS

We got a Too Good To Go bag that included some non-vegetarian gravy and now Birdie is having very indulgent meals

My MELT ICE nail polish has arrived! www.pahlish.com/products/mel...

The 2026 Primary Edition of ##GirlIGuess is now live!! You can find the Guide and other election-related resources at girliguess.com. I don't want to even THINK about Congress again until November. Happy voting!!

Birdie attack!