Happy Opening Day, shrimp fans! Follow us to find out when a walkoff walk is about to happen (or happened 12 hours ago if the event occurred on the West Coast). More importantly, let us know if a walkoff walk is about to happen!

Happy Opening Day, let’s try and forget how last year ended

I first met Dan McQuade twenty years ago at a Phillies game and through our friendship, he taught me everything I know about Philadelphia and about compassion for the vulnerable. I treasure the time we ran a baseball blog with @kliakos.com and @drewgrof.bsky.social and I miss him so much already.

I’m sad for my friend. I’m sad for my friends who knew him so much better. I’m heartbroken for his family. RIP Dan. Go Birds.

Fun lil film, y’all should watch it and tell us what you think!

You just made our shit list, @mikeaxisa.bsky.social

I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.

My heart is full go Dodgers

See you next year, shrimp fans.

This sucks, we were gonna be on Sportscenter with that bald bespectacled man.

I want to die

Shrimp alert is still on and simply resets to four, everyone stay calm! STAY CALM

Jiminy Cricket on a barbecue spit THERE ARE THREE BALLS UNTIL WORLD SERIES WINNING SHRIMP FOR THE BLUE JAYS

FOUR BALLS UNTIL WORLD SERIES CLINCHING TORONTO CANADA SHRIMP

WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT

Folks

Alert 🚨

Alert 🚨

SHRIMP ALERT IN THE ALDS

Insane call but this inning is now getting #shrimpy

Shrimp alert in Los Angeles???? Four balls until NLDS ENDING SHRIMP???

If the Sacramento A’s win on #shrimp but nobody is awake to see it, did it really even happen? Answer: yes. Ride that farm-to-fork shrimpy action with us on tape delay:

As WIN ON SHRIMP 🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐

Nvm the nvm we got Shrimp for the Tigers over the Astros, oh my. RUN IT youtu.be/v2cr1bUHIBM?...

Nvm

Shrimp alert in Fenway

Shrimp Alert in….your freezer?

Shrimp alert in Cincy????

Shrimp alert in Milwaukee

Extra innings walkoff walk in SF last night (1-0 final!) but the entire #shrimp team was off the clock. Let’s play that tape on delay!

15 teams have the chance to celebrate this glorious day in style

SHRIMP ALERT AT FENWAY TWO BALLS UNTIL SHRIMP

Old heads know that the Mariners during the Walkoff Walk blog era of 2008-2012 couldn't find catharsis if it bit 'em in the ass.

The Mariners find catharsis in a walk-off walk:

Just picture all those goofy fishmongers up there in Seattle tossing a big-ass shrimp around in the B-roll. Mariners win on a walkoff walk!

TWO DAYS IN A ROW?

They’re shivering in Cleveland but this shrimp is sweating on a treadmill. ROLL THE TAPE GUARDIANS WIN ON A WALKOFF WALK

Go Dodgers

Blue Jays fans preparing to boo the Star Spangled Banner today

For opening day 100 years ago, the Inquirer wrote about “Old King Baseball”

Happy Opening Day, shrimp fans! Follow us to find out when a walkoff walk is about to happen (or happened 12 hours ago if the event occurred on the West Coast). To celebrate the new season, let's enjoy a tasty appetizer of Hawaiian shrimp:

Holiday gift idea???

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See you next season!

This is my cousin, Moose

Is that… cake?

Remember when minor league baseball teams had simpler names like "Bisons" or "Clippers"? #shrimpalert