pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

"What are you gonna do, block me?"

I can't believe I'm saying this about a Brewer, but Abner did nothing wrong. Boooooo MLB

LOLPirates

The pit for Tom Skilling is going to be insane

The Cubs can go back into a playoff spot if they win today.

CUBS WIN!!

Ok, so pass a bill that ties minimum wage and congressional salary to inflation while banning stock trading. Easy peasy.

This is absolutely what happened with Cubs fans

some jokes write themselves

The Rays will fix him

The Cubs are now out of a playoff spot. They can get back in one today if they win and the Diamondbacks lose.

It's probably something really stupid and inconsequential

These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name.

Gage Jump

it doesn’t sit right with me that we had an extra day of weekend and it’s still already over

A combined no-hitter, and the pitcher who finished it is making his MLB debut, and his name is Alimber Santa? Hell yeah. Dudes rock.

Btw, Pedro Ramírez is the first person born in 2004 to play for the Cubs.

(reminding myself not to post about bluesky on bluesky) does anyone th- (also don't post about bluesky users complaining about bluesky) is there a- (also don't complain about complaints about bluesky on bluesky) what's everyone's favorite toilet bowl cleaners

Four players could be used on any space here: Ronald Acuña, Ryan Braun, Julio Rodríguez, and Mike Trout.

In no particular order: Let It Be I've Got a Feeling Get Back Paperback Writer Rain Penny Lane Dear Prudence Day Tripper I'm Down You Won't See Me Ask me tomorrow and half of this list could be different

Matt Shaw (Distraught over the J6 slush fund not being passed) to the 10 day IL

Simpsons did it

Train

What a weird (derogatory) game so far

Me: *picks up a copy of the NYT, opens paper to the Opinions section* The first headline I read:

Check out this wild photo c. 1905 of the C&NW main line looking east from Western Ave. Imagine having to cross eight sets of tracks at street level! You can see the retaining walls under construction, so grade separation work had begun.

yeah because 2x0 is 0 boy when he gets what he’s actually earned it will be a treat. a sheer joy.

Add Ty Blach to the list of "one (game) and done" Cubs Legends.

Welp, I may have jinxed it. The Cubs have lost 3 straight games in the city of Chicago since I made this post 😔

Ted Simmons would be correct for any space on this grid.

Made a modification

unfurling a "white replacement" banner should get you permabanned from MLB stadiums

I don't even remember the Cubs acquiring Ty Blach. When did this happen?

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

NEW: Pope Leo XIV does 67.

Just incredible things from the VLC folks

The Cubs have won 16 straight games in the city of Chicago.

the still photo is so funny. not to make this more than it is but Ryno dying made me and so many Cubs fans legitimately sad and having Nico at 2B feels like he’s honoring Ryno every damn day bsky.app/profile/cubs...

Friday night done right 😁

That rotation had two Cubs Legends plus the guy who gave up one of the greatest home runs in Cubs history

when I reply to someone “literal lol” I’m terrified they will realize what that must mean about all the times I just said “lol”

The Year of Loose Bodies continues apace. Let’s tighten up those bodies, folks.

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in 2026. Maybe in 2025 too. Impossibly it gets funnier the longer it goes on.

oh thank god i found it

Fly The W, Chicago 🙌

Olivia Rodrigo- You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love (2026)