the soccer ball is his baby

The label needs you to establish whether or not you practice Santeria in the first 2 seconds of the song but other than that they love it

Enjoying the Austria uniforms

They got the idea from RAGBRAI

That ought to fix it

The town elders buried him alive hoping to ward off this terrible curse

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

despite Vanilla Ice’s clear desire to collaborate, he listened and stopped

He did an OJ Simpson (the bad one, not the worse one)

Looks like no 2027 season

Are they the worst searchers in the world?

"Chevalier Ousts Espaillat" what kind of Alexandre Dumas-ass city are you jokers running up there

you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb

gazab indeed

GAZAB!

Quiet ceiling baby I’m trying to watch the lads

@shrimpalert.bsky.social Chicago shrimp watch

i think the dark chapter from american history that scooby doo is best suited to mention by name has got to be ruby ridge

This is the culmination of the plan Isiah Thomas set in motion years ago

Act of arson

Ended up with all 60s & 70s www.82-0.com/share?id=1AL...

This is like 1/10 as fun (opposite of actual NFL:NBA Fun Ratio)

Your guide to where to watch the World Cup in Toronto to cheer for your team

He needs to play somewhere for non-baseball reasons

I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes.

Don't think I'm topping this. I just went 72-10, think you can go 82-0? Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=vky...

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs." "Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

Let him try Escape from LA, and then we'll see

@shrimpalert.bsky.social 2 away from Baltimore shrimp

TATIS

www.maptap.gg May 28 100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 993

i like how in the song dr. feelgood, dr. feelgood only makes you feel alright and not good

Up, down, charm, strange, top, and bottom.

this looks like an extra tough captcha test

SF on #shrimpwatch

with carpenter hurt it only makes sense to get workman’s comp

@cespedesbbq.bsky.social Cubs mop including a shrimp

SHRIMP

Fametracker

With continued exposure to sun, farmer tans become

This guy does the ironghazi tweet in the video

these mfs played to a blood pressure score

One day we'll run out of Bens Cowles to DFA

I really can't get over sending Coaches4Hire LLC to pick up the coaches you just fired. Possibly the funniest/most outlandish part of the entire situation

The Jerome Bettis Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

Chicago #shrimpwatch

That’s June in the best case

[Forbidden] Shrimpwatch in Pittsburgh

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya