That guardians walk-off would have been a lot funnier if the tigers had won

Richard Kind 7th inning stretch now

Officially in my neighborhood

That’s hulu and Disney canceled.

Is it so she can't testify against him?

I remember when the Cubs used to score double digit runs routinely.

Went with mostly cursed Chicago Cubs

Cubs swept the Giants last year and their season immediately went to shit. Getting swept by the Giants was actually the smart play.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Eyyy I’m shrimpin here

Nm Cubs good again

Sacramento shrimp watch

Bring him back who cares?

Took my family to New York and saw Mrs. van Rhijn taking luncheon with a divorcee, you can’t convince me that crime isn’t up

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

dude, your soda and your boots rock

Not thrilled to be reposting this

Padres now making non-impactful moves just to keep the ride going

Cubs deadline

Seen in the wild in Omaha @sarahbecan.bsky.social

she skipped the human trafficking summit literally due to bad optics

Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way

What a way to go out

been singing this line to the tune of "you're a mean one, mr. grinch" for days now

I am also currently reading Earthseed

Happy about this

What are the chances the Brewers sweep the doubleheader with the Mets tomorrow? 95%? 100?

some unfortunate personal news to report: I have been let go from the NYT’s Knowing The Difference Between 20 and 30 Desk. If anyone has any leads on another newsroom where I can provide services related to knowing what separates 30 from 20, please let me know!

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I doubt I'm the first

Cubs could use help at 3B <ducks>

my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not

that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25

CWS #shrimpwatch

This morning I heard “Shock the Monkey.” When the DJ came back, he said, “The only way I would ever shock a monkey is by giving it two bananas when it only expected one,” and I said HELL yeah

Glad that’s cleared up

Why is everyone talking about Luis Arraez today?

This is like when he got covid, I was so young, wild, and free. I think jimi hendrix was on stage

Castellanos gonna hit four bombs tonight

Great night! Cubs win and the Ricketts get to spend the night in the Lincoln Bedroom

Changing the stickers I put on Teslas from “Elon Musk is a Nazi” to “This is the car Chris Cillizza drives”

It's good

Established as the guy who stole my nose, daddy was the last person I expected to lie about it.

KEEP IT

He’s 100% hitting a homer in a key spot against the Cubs

Oddly enough also from Chicago

Best Conclave in Baseball