tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

I would simply not sign up to be a contestant on The Running Man

Later than planned but let’s see how Glenathan does as The Running Man

Is that bad

The problem with this of course being: Why would you ever waste a trip to a good BBQ joint on turkey?

This is why he lost actually. Should have used something from a good game like the first RDR

Hell yeah Kenny Minchey!

HIT THAT SHIT JEREMIYAH

Was wondering if Love would get any more work in 2nd half, think that oughta do it for the day lolololololol what a king

Icing yourself to then doink a FG when down 49-0 lmaooooooooooooooo

I can't believe they're running back the sad field goal bit lmaooooooooooooo

OTTO NO

THAT'S MY HEISMAN WINNER

I'll give Fran Brown this, the jacket is good, he absolutely has that shit on

Thank you @jessicasmetana.bsky.social for this important screengrab

NBC just Elphaba'd Chris Ash

Syracuse paying for the cornball ACC social media team's sins the last few weeks

We've got some work to do but Cumberland isn't off the table here

lmaooooooo BEATEMDOWNNNNNNNNNN

Guys, this is not what they meant when they said Syracuse has to keep the ND Offense off the field. lmaoooooooo

lmaooooooooooooooooo Stroman have a damn day

My rational brain knows it would be better for USC to win, but I can't help but hope the Ducks beat em by a billion. Smarter people can do the math, CFB is about hating rivals with your pure heart and that's what I bring to the table best

Eli Drinkwitz may be the most loser coded head coach I've ever seen. Just absolute lame dweeb vibes at all times off that guy

Decided to finally watch that Carry-On movie and new potential header dropped

@alexnavarro.bsky.social Only caught bits and pieces, but congrats on another incredible marathon, $35k+ is fucking insane you absolute madman!

oh shit, home just in time to catch tail end of @alexnavarro.bsky.social 's drum marathon for Extra Life, shoutout the mf drum gawwwwwdddddd tinyurl.com/nextralife2025

s/o Noles for cashing that win total under o7 #HAILGAMBLOR

ADTR has a concert aesthetic of Smackdown vs Raw 2008 (complimentary

Concerts are the best y’all

Yellowcard Fiddle bro my GOAT

Yellowcard reminding us right off the bat how hard the Spidey 2 soundtrack fuckin ripped

Didn’t even realize Wonder Years were on the bill when I got tix, super fun set. So weird seeing a concert from seats not GA. Feels old and bad, stupid Moody pricing

Oh sick @supersloth.net is here too

Nostalgia concert time: Wonder Years/ A Day To Remember/Yellowcard. You know we love a backflipping fiddler

Having seen all of the John Wick and Mission Impossible movies I know at minimum a quarter of the people in attendance are assassins

THE KING IS BACK

Shoutout Las Vegas for getting to see the hottest international sports star today, not you car boys, that’s right, Hawaii's Japanese YouTube Kicker is in town and winning everything

I don't think Jones-Garcia needs to come back to Austin any time soon, ball out young man!

Gonna quit my job and just put my life savings on Harrison Barnes' point prop every game. It's the freest money that's ever been free #HAILGAMBLOR

Harrison Barnes the actual best shooter of all time

Great to see Floyd doing well. Less important but also A+ gameday fit here.

Two chainz dot tweet

My beautiful alien son :(:(:(:(

This is how I win

Bo Nix>>>>> Patrick Mahomes confirmed

It’s crazy how far playing dumb while being nice about it can get you lol.

lol walked on as they were closing doors still made actual first flight BEST IN THE WORLD

Weekend of internet friends to irl meetups stays godtier finally meeting @mikeschaub.bsky.social