Can you dig it?

So is the powder itself DTF, or

i think the reflecting pool has gone from “haha what a dumb ass” to “appointing a horse to the senate” level of story here

if I announced some renovation on a public property that everybody said was a terrible idea and then I did it anyway, and it immediately failed catastrophically, so I sent police to guard my reno catastrophe & then said what happened was vandalism, you'd call me a deranged old man & you'd be right

Man Souring On ISIS After Reading ‘Controversies’ Section Of Militant Group’s Wikipedia https://theonion.com/man-souring-on-isis-after-reading-controversies-section-of-militant-groups-wikipedia/

Not to be all decorum-and-civility but I think it was better when presidents didn't call people jerkoffs in public and I think it's gonna be bad for society to have a whole generation who grew up thinking this is normal because it's all they've known

They don’t want kids online because online is where kids discover other people like them and hope for a future where they get to be themselves and be loved.

Journalists have a duty to tell the public that the president and his aides are seriously considering suspending habeas corpus *when it is happening* rather than saving it for a book rollout over a year later

Polls show that only 15% of Americans approve of yesterday’s UFC spectacle on the White House grounds. But in this Palo Alto brothel/ketamine bar, that percentage feels much higher

White House Denounces Approaching Thunderstorm As “Marxist Cuck Traitor”

Secretary fell asleep at her desk again. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

and most folks have pretty modest aspirations. buy a comfortable place to live, maybe sock a little away, take a vacation now and again. it's not a lot to ask. i do wonder if making all that a fucking pipe dream for most while parading "trillionaires" in front of us is gonna break something else

The guiding principle of the punitive welfare state under neoliberal austerity is a cultish faith in an indefensible (both morally and logically) concept best summarised as “palliative neglect”, the perfectly absurd halfway point between the unserviceable logics of the conman and the domestic abuser

RAT CONCERT!

Mothra was a popular date in high school because after the dance, she did wing stuff.

Your Harry Potter gummy bears are the reason that a family right now is desperately seeking a different country to move to

Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America

Straight girls you've GOT to have higher standards JESUS CHRIST Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

rolls up tightly into a ball and bristles my large sharp spines in all directions

WE DON’T NEED A FUCKING TREATMENT WE HAVE A VACCINE THAT IS 97% EFFECTIVE AND COULD ERADICATE THE DISEASE IF WE DIDN’T HAVE ANTIVAX GRIFTERS LEADING US 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/w...

Inshallah

Queers have it better today than we had things 20/30/40+ years ago, but we have it much worse than what we had only 5 years ago. Older queers are correct in saying young queers have a much easier time than we did. Younger queers are correct in saying they have it worse now than when they were kids.

They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup

Love is a basic human right🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Gender shouldn’t draw any lines. Why does the world make something so natural feel so hard? Let’s hold hands and shout it loud—love should be free for everyone. love is love♡

oh so Platner is unelectable because he “beats women” and “has Nazi tattoos”?? well imagine if instead of “beats women” it was “is a sickly orphan” and instead of “has Nazi tattoos” it was “knows the Keebler elves personally”?????? now don’t u look intolerable smdh my head at u “leftists”

Oh this rules, please listen to this person

Do I need mastercard to be my friend? No Do I need them to fear what will happen to their revenue stream if they are homophobic? Yes.

"watching a bunch of men you broadly agree with politically defending some dipshit abuser" is one of the main reasons every organizer who isn't a man burns out so fast fyi

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

Welcome to Pride Month!

Happy Pride

people should be smoking weed and sleeping with their friend circle not engaging in truly grotesque & depraved behavior like gambling or chatting with LLMs.

occupied

Did you see this??? An entire 50 PERCENT of Democratic voters under 30 want the party to MOVE TO THE LEFT on transgender issues. Comparing with other issues polled, it's second only to healthcare as an issue younger voters want to see the party move left on.

Emoji-reacting “😲” to Teams message reporting active shooter in workplace courtyard

one of his few wholly original characters "guy who is still being elder abused in the afterlife"

The thing that makes “gutter racism” an appropriate term for this is that it goes beyond even what segregation’s savviest defenders were willing to say in public 60-70 years ago. They understood that this level of explicit racial animus was embarrassing to the cause.

Cis people I’m serious, if you have trans friends whose life is basically under house arrest now, go visit them! Bring them flowers! Help put up some shelves! Make it a conjugal visit if you’re nasty!

It’s wild to live in a big swimming pool they’re filling with concrete because they don’t want black people to have anything that’s pretending to be a country

when you move to a new city, remember to befriend the prettiest and sweetest trans woman day one just so that everyone else knows that you mean business. give her a little smooch out of respect and you should have no problems.

I love this one so much

Important:

"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

"do u wanna play toys" mentality but the toys is each other's bodies