These poor 40 year old minors who have been elected to state legislatures and committee chairs

The unifying theory of all American conservatives is that they all demand that you be their friends at gunpoint, and tell them how handsome and special they are

One day y'all gon learn that trying to split hairs between aesthetic/ironic bigotry and bigotry-bigotry is a fool's errand.

The first Nazis said they were joking too, it’s a strategy to get people not to take the threat seriously, and a pretty obvious one that people should be embarrassed to have fallen for.

Is she talking about the young children missing because her goon squad dragged them naked & crying from their apartment complex or the 15-yr old girl they tackled & threw into an unmarked van the other day?

Homeowner tip: If you keep forgetting to power wash the exterior of your home, you’ll end up with a spooky collection of authentic cobwebs just in time for the Halloween season. Very scary!

It is to the shame of all the male reporters in the room that they do not immediately leave

Is it gay to act like a slut?

Bluesky look at this gift I found for you

Today in Portland, a fed shooting pepper balls from the roof of the ICE facility was so eager to aim for people’s heads, that after shooting one photographer in the head and another in the upper arm, they accidentally shot a DHS agent in the head. This photo shows the moment of impact;

>looking for a new movie >ask a theater worker if any of the cast is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "its a good movie ma'am" >buy a ticket >its jared leto

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

fascists should just kill themselves instead of making their weird fixations the global economy's problem

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

“The Biden FBI” Who was President on January 6?

They’re doing this about Chicago, and New York, and they did it in Ohio during the election. Their whole gambit is “the people we need to persuade of this will never go to those places.”

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

Just found out why Jadzia got done so dirty.

Texas went 56% for Trump in 2024. With a population over 31 million, that means 14 million people actively tried to stop this. If you're willing to say "let 14 million people suffer and die because 18 million of their neighbors suck," you are using fascist thought and you are not my ally.

Nixon’s crimes look like harmless high school pranks compared to the now-daily unprecedented illegal & unconstitutional crimes being committed daily by this president & his staff

Or as the New York Times puts it: “Mr. Trump's budgetary maneuvering appeared unorthodox…”

*explaining why i'm caressing my friends' hair while they kiss and kiss sloppy style* it's praxis you know

one of the appeals of the goth club is that if you're a boy it is fully unremarkable for you to wear eyeliner and have long hair and paint your nails and introduce yourself by a mysterious new name,,, , if you need to do all of those things for some reason

If you're an officer who shot at someone for literally running away, with no violence, you should be locked in jail for literally ever. I want your corpse in a cell in case of resurrection.

Ok, not gonna lie, they had me at "version of Huck Finn where they've got plasma rifles"…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_... The coffee drinker outlived the experiment itself.

What do you mean that Diane Keaton is dead and Woody Allen is still alive? What? What is this cosmic joke?

the bread-sliced bagel is practically a pogrom

God this fucking dork-ass loser

Just remember folks, sometimes it isn't just okay to speak ill of the dead, it's pretty much mandatory, and funny as hell. Somewhere Watkins will now be becoming well acquainted with.

One thing that doesn't get talked about when discussing how difficult it is for trans people to secure employment is that once you DO find a job, even somewhere "progressive, affirming", your identity & their knowledge of how hard it would be for you to find something else will be used against you.

Like the BIGGEST danger of Generative AI, particularly in Journalism, isn’t in it’s ability to fabricate lies, its instead a side-effect of that: that people will doubt the truth, even when presented hard evidence. AI is pushing us toward a dangerous cultural psychosis, where reality doesn’t exist.

This isn’t funny. Judges only speak to the press when they’re in extreme distress

The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood. I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now

it's not FOR us

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

No clearer indication of the right’s moral rot than the swift evolution from angrily denying any association with buffoonish bigots like like Posobiec and Fuentes, to “there’s no harm in having a conversation,” to openly praising and promoting them.

Maybe beginning to feel news coverage that either ignores this sort of blather or balances it with a polite “Some experts disagree with the assessment that Portland is a burned-out hellscape under the rule of Antifa warlords” doesn’t really cut it.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

me to my collection of stuffed animals: "let's do the fucking news"

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Today is Tues, Oct 7 Two years ago today, my people were massacred. Two years ago today, Israel launched a genocide. I'm not sure I know how to be hopeful or helpful today. The only liberation is a shared liberation. May we have courage enough to build it. May all their memories be a revolution.

I was told not to teach a class on the intellectual histories of Zionism and Anti-Zionism next year - not because they doubted I could teach it fairly, but because it would attract too many politicians scrutinizing the syllabus. A society where that is a valid fear is no longer fully democratic.

Gotta love that thing white people invented where they won't listen to you until you raise your voice and then use the fact that you raised your voice as an excuse to not listen to you.

Let's be clear: It will not matter that none of what Stephen Miller, Vance, etc, are saying is true. It did not matter that Jewish people and the Polish and the queer people were not the reason Germany was miserable before the Nazis began the Holocaust. The truth will not protect us.

Reminder to boycott @cbsnews.com and Paramount Plus. Bari Weiss is a transphobic anti-Black Islamophobic racist who has repeatedly accused Palestinians of faking genocide, said Islam is at war with the west, platformed and spread lies that trans people are a social contagion,