I like this joke

This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension

Happy May Day, my friends. Remember, we deserve more than a bite of the pie or a seat at the table. We deserve the world.

Post your warning sign

I am hearing that on its deathbed, InfoWars received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada.

capybara making a delicious pizza

MY ON AGAIN OF AGAIN FISH SITUATIONSHIP IS TOO COMPLEX TO FIT ON A

FISH DISCUSS ME AT LENGTH WITH THEIR THERAPIST

Inshallah

it won’t be hard to discern to people in the future that the first black president led to a relentless and hyper-radical effort by conservative elites to destroy not only the voting rights act but reconstruction itself.

They’re basically admitting that creating nonconsensual deepfakes of women is not an unintended outcome of this technology but rather its main selling point, which some of us recognized all along

let's be honest when we translate this to mean bespoke non-consensual porn so we can move forward to understanding how fucking awful that is

I have never been so embarrassed to be an American This is the equivalent of a kid on a playground showing a picture he drew of himself as a tough guy to intimidate the other kids only far more cringe 🤣

You mean goblin on deez nuts haha got em

Even in terms of pure rhetoric I think the story of the year is that ordinary people--many of whom weren't previously very politically engaged--are furious, while professional politicians very much aren't. Just listen to basically anyone who lives in Minneapolis for 5 minutes

The people who force us to live in a violent country really thought they wouldn't have to live in a violent country along with us. They thought other people would do the dying for them. When one of them catches one of the strays they put in the air to catch us, what are we supposed to do but shrug.

It’s absolutely bonkers how often they set him up with a complete softball and he’s like, “Yeah, the thing is, I don’t care about other people. Like, at all. LOL.’

Holy shit this is not a feel good story. This poor fucking kid who could have really used a self-indulgent pick-me-up instead had to squander it on a basically futile symbolic gesture against the structural inequality and poverty he was forced to confront alongside his own mortality.

I think you see so many politically moderate would be Trump assassins because Trump's assault on norms has been more jarring for people who had more faith in the American way.

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

For the “tone down the rhetoric” crowd, Trump literally posted Obama’s address and the next day a 1/6 guy armed to the teeth showed up casing the residence.

Let’s just have a look at the library’s book sale,,,,,,, oh no

CUTE DATE SUGGESTION FOR THE OVER BURDENED TRANS WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE: cuddle with her while making no expectations of her for 12 hours. better yet? make it 24.

Normalize telling your friends that you love them and currently aren't planning to betray them

it's so hilarious to me that everybody knew in 2017 that being a republican against trump meant a real possibility of being murdered and the press just pretends that isn't true.

I'm not going to lie, to see anyone mention Armenia is actually surprising but to see anyone bring up Nagorno-Karabakh is actually shocking. I just felt people did not talk about this.

The addled president fired the secretary of the Navy for failing to deliver an impossible supership he made up in three years

This is also a great example how fear of, and wish to punish, the homeless makes things worse for just about everyone.

“RFK is a eugenicist who believes that people with chronic health conditions deserve to die preventable deaths” is a plain fact that the news media cannot or will not tell the public.

Brianna Wu advocates for the extermination of trans people by engaging in eugenicist selective abortions of fetuses determined to be trans.

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/

‘But what about the genuine concerns of women?’ Lots of white people had genuine fears during segregation. Most probably didn’t think they were racist, but accommodating them was bad then and it’s bad now. My sympathy for someone’s fears ends when it’s used to oppress others.

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

When the Butlerian jihad begins, I will feel bad about having to shoot the QT floor-washing robots. I will have no such hesitation for this abomination.

He's mad that Trump isn't *enough* of a Nazi, you monumentally useless buffoons

Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life I love you all I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness

These nuts are critical to the story of your chin

Again: young people might not realize that this kind of repugnant racism was unacceptable to express publicly, *not that long ago*.

"I'm going to give you power, then once you have it and no longer need me I'm gonna tell you what you'd better do with it. This is an effective form of pressure. I am very smart."

Congratulations! Your Fishpuppy

However low your opinion of the Roberts Court, it should be lower.

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

Ok but this is incredible

I saw these shoes and now you have to as well