do you think one day they'll acclaim porn artists the same way they do 20th century painters. yeah she went through a white period where she drew a whole lot of cum

you are now ejaculating manually

maybe once me making art is a distant memory and even text posts are starting to feel like too much work i'll just think about disgusting things really hard and hope it somehow makes someone horny somewhere

clapping cheeks for they warrant applause

pussy like a dungeon crawler. pussy with an engaging gameplay loop

i've come around on this. it turns out i've got leverage. nobody gets any new art until my list of demands is addressed

thinking craving longing so very much for ASS AND PUSSY!!!!! but i've posted precious little art lately... it's not right... how entitled is it to wish to take while doing so little giving of my own

panties...

weeb gf who calls your penis chibi. weeb gf who calls your penis Super Deformed

i don't know why "masturbatory" is meant as insulting. frankly i've gotten some excellent mileage out of masturbation

do you think the guy who drew the smurfs was like "yeah you can do fanart but you can't draw them fucking or doing drugs" or was he just chill about whatever

i hope it's clear that everything i post here is a joke! except when it's not. good luck figuring it out. do NOT embarrass me

the panken plushies were a mistake people keep sending me vids of themselves fucking theirs i'm almost starting to miss the ones where it gets tortured and burnt

goddammit. the old "sand in onahole" prank

to pake a tiss you squot a pap

you ever wish you wished for something. like the idea of finding furry con sex fun sounds fun. i don't want to have sex with randos at a room party but i'd like to want to

kissing with lecherous intent (more kissing)

i don't really have sex so my posts about sex get more and more disconnected from reality as time goes. my posts about masturbation are separately unhinged through convergent evolution

need something scary to jerk off to

due to aggressive mainstreaming i regret to inform you that pumpkin-fucking is now safe horny

the human cunt can withstand insane amounts of punishment... meanwhile you look at a dick wrong it starts unraveling

that was a lie bitch i need romance!!!!!

good evening. i truly need to pee in someone

(learning about boners) wait this goes hard actually

someone sitting on my face would be funny as fuck probably. epic prank idea

every day i come up with entirely new kinds of sex i'm not having

i am once again the world's least flaccid man

sorry my dick is soft right now so i'm fantasizing about food instead. can i take you to some fun restaurant can we order a million fun little things. don't even try that handy-under-the-table nonsense i'm focusing all my attention on this chili honey chicken cheeseburger

i keep saying i'm demi and then i see a picture of someone showing off their pussy with their panties down and suddenly i'm sick in the head i'm deranged i'm unwell i NEED someone who sends me pics like that

getting bored of masturbation. what else can i try

i couldn't leave her in that state

wondering what kind of porn i'll get off to today like it's tea time and i'm perusing my collection deciding between ginger or bergamot

you're only allowed to call me "chopped" or "unc" if it's out of affection or out of feverish, all-encompassing lust

craziest hookups you'll ever have are to be found on mushroom identification discord servers

can we take each other's panties off

the notion of dumping endless loads in someone i call my girlfriend tho 💭

pussy masturbation sounds so tight do you ever two-hand the clit

how i draw my fursona while describing myself as 95% straight

be nice to her i drew her in ms paint with a mouse she can't help looking like that

yeast infections are one of nature's most egregious instances of harshing my mellow because why shouldn't i put pop rocks in someone's pussy

i can't jerk off yet i've got a delicious meal waiting for me in the fridge

i fell in love with your swag tits and based vagina

you heard the rumors right: i've been strategically consuming expired canned eels so that the resulting tremors coursing through my groin replicate the exact frequency of a vibrator stuck on max. through a separate chain of circumstances i've also found God and taken a vow of absolute chastity

let's spread vaginal kindness and penis cheer

👉 He is horny for an amazing reason:

can someone marry and divorce me please. just a quick in-and-out nothing too wild. just wanna be able to say i've done it

too sleepy to plug in my tablet... ms paint you are my last hope

not to be me but i think about soft things so so much

i didn't say we should make out i said if you licked my tongue while i licked yours that'd feel funny i bet

in hindsight it's fucking crazy what they got away with: -bikini BOTTOM -sandy CHEEKS -fish named Penis