the Nefarious Breeder is in town 🫣 they're evacuating me to the womb shelter

all i personally need from life at this point is a friend who's a little in love with me enough that they show me their butt once in a while

i didn't come up with animal crossing characters walking around with their fluffy vaginas out. that sprung forth from the deranged brains of the perverts employed at nintendo

yesss bloom my piss flowers

touchy touchy

are there western devs out there making a porn game but marketing it as an "eroge"

ooo it's all coming back now. you know what else used to be a thing. skype calls. me and my long-distance partner would go on skype and goon our absolute shit off. & then fall asleep on cam and then wake up and say hiiii good morning despite the different timezones. long-lost unhinged lifestyle

throbbing pulsing werewolf knot

testing keyword impact on post engagement. one moment

a 2nd girlfriend to share the load

sex. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary.

hello big vast world of endless wonders and woes i am pondering what it'd be like to fuck a butt

is he fuckable. i think he's fuckable

impressive.......but you've yet to out-piss me (shocked onlookers:) "impossible..." "th-this flow... is that...Dual Helix Stream technique...."

[absentmindedly grabs a mouse furry and starts fingering it]

if i get a partner i feel like people on here will make fun of me. look at fuckless boy getting some. found a home for your cum eh fuckless boy

people saying nice things about my art... fucked up

on my freak shit and all but i think i'd really like to enter someone nice and fall asleep like that

i have nothing fun to offer for weed day sorry... i'm on that drugfree boozeless bullshit... if u ever fuck on me it won't just be sober sex it'll be sobering. we will rawdog it in every possible way

took a fat piss and drank my fill of fresh water and now i'm a little in love with the world. please do good today okay

i'm sorry my content isn't more pubes-centric.

i spend my evenings enticing my special jelly

insanitary napkin for her crazy pussy

don't mean to alarm anyone but i am thinking about nipples (touching thereof, licking thereof, pinching thereof)

so i actually don't know how to do that

pussy so sweet n juicy i'm on it with my citrus squeezer dick

questionable softboy era is over i'm turning into lecherous unc

oouu ouuuuuuu cute art of cute girls. ooooouuuuuuouuouuuuu

despite everything i still want a girlfriend i want to make out i want to go on little dates and hold hands. aaahhhh aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. (<- das me screaming)

very annoying to have full understanding that most of my posts are from me having Tasks to Do and my unwell mind going oh i know! i will just say things online instead. almost every time i complain about being unloved & unfucked it's this. outside of that i actually genuinely have a decent time

saw art of a horse character with a pussy earlier. i took me a minute to process. where'd the cock go

real life could stand to be a little more like porn i think. we could have that under socialism

there's very few sanrios they let you fuck. they announce a different roster each year

i'd really like to go on little dates with friends if i lived near literally anyone. i think i'd be a healthier person for it

a pair of panties... 💭

i've come around on this. hot people who make art: date me please

hot people shouldn't make art. leave it to those of us who are otherwise unfuckable

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e621 comments so cool... "upvote if you're still having a fap to this 10 years later" "Who else fappin in 2015?" "fapping in 2021 . . ."

no more sexposting. i am being perceived as a slut which puts me in an uneasy stolen valor situation. from now on i will only talk about Sex if i'm having it. until then it'll mostly just be meditations about holes (abstract)

i'm gonna take virginities you didn't even know you had

i miss when twitter wasn't so fascist. i was posting good in 2021

there is untold eroticism to be found in Naked lady

i feel less ready for sex or dating than ever but i still want it so fucking bad and the only recourse for this degree of irremediability is i am going to fucking scream about it. and it's going to be mostly text posts because i can't draw well with a boner sorry

i think maybe my dick has a cold. would you let it sneeze in you

worried my posting quality will keep degrading as the neuroses overtake me until everything on here is just "like this post if u would make out w/ me sloppystyle" this is not that post btw. this post isn't the post

frightsome to think these may be the hottest years of my life