i can't get into the whole flirty brat thing i just process it as "why is this person being mean at me"

i'm too demi for absolutely any of this.

my tongue ought to be more places than this

thinking of being a little more sparse in my use of "yay" while sexting

i don't wanttttt sex on the first date i want to get to know each other from a safe distance i want to fall in love i want to care deeply i want to find ourselves in each other i want to build memories together and then one day they let me meet their pussy and i get to say i've heard a lot about you

why'd you order the every-kink pizza if you didn't want that one on there

i shall chant dusty tales of your bone-dry pussy

blew a massive load then felt a sense of complete peace with the world wash over me. laid in bed in full contentment hugging a teddy bear for 20 minutes. maybe there's hope for me. maybe there's hope for all of us

thinks about nipples

i need to touch i need to grab i need to squeeze i need to meet someone nice!!!!!!!!

more importantly how am i supposed to draw peeing inside if i can't even draw it going inside. when did i become so mormonpilled about depicting sex

at my angstiest i considered the opposite approach and wrote a script for the least wholesome, unhealthiest situationship sex comic i could think of. characters getting together for the worst reasons and making everything worse as a result. it would've been fun but a lot of work and i am lazy

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography

one day i'm gonna draw a character pissing themselves in public and they're gonna ban me 50 times over (once for everyone on the street who didn't explicitly consent to seeing it)

what's a site for hot bitches who can't get laid because they're too swagsome i should be on there

sorry for being the softest blandest man alive i promise i could fuck nasty with enough practice

i don't know if we can save him... he's lost a lot of piss...

no girl could be into someone who loves panties this much. is it over for me

i still have hopes of easing back into drawing actual sex one day. i cannot carry this hangup forever. i just have to draw the right piece for it. something soft and kind with lots of gentle communication

i will create the panties i want to see in this world

i'm mentally horny exponentially more often than physically anymore why am i like this. wtf. my dick is barely even part of the circuit anymore it's all in my head it's all in my head. can i see your panties

i am going to touch you.

whimpers pathetically in a pent-up way. no i mean growls & huffs lustfully in a really cool animalistic way

doing naruto hand signs to his clit

i touch myself every single day and for what. (remembering the cum trophy i've been painstakingly building with every load) oh yeah

that's where the clit lives... whoaw

so fucked that people cheer for my endless yearnposting instead of, idk, telling me to do something about it or finding it cringe enough to unfollow. feeling like final act patrick bateman. consequences denied. where's my catharsis for all my sins* (* being lonely & loud about it)

i have got to fuck i just wish i wasn't so prohibitively complicated about it

what art phases have you been through? i used to draw garfield porn

if i have to hear "awwwww the scrunkly 🥺🥺" one more time that is IT i am DONE sending dick pics

no greater heartbreak than an artist whose sketches are full of life but they insist on turning them into fully inked and colored pictures that look a little bit ass

aaaa penis delicious penis pernicious penis tasty but ultimately malicious

i wish to hold a tit or perhaps a boob

Fluffle Bunch (\ /) (-x-)

i need to pee

1. sorry for not drawing more. 2. thank you for being cool with me not drawing more. 3. fuck you for enabling me to not draw more. 4. the denial of promising you art and letting it hang unposted is kinda hot

if i still haven't pissed in someone's pussy or ass by 2027 what will it all have been for. what did it all mean

presentation

started typing "won't you be my onahole" but felt like evil mister rogers

if my dick is too high-level for you you can try two-handing it

faith in institutions is dwindling... i tell people "isabelle animal crossing is plowable" and they're like "no she's not"

taking requests. i WILL NOT do the requests. i will turn down anything asked of me here. blow your fulfillment load in the knowledge that you Will be denied

fellow skeeters, twitter isn't as enthusiastic as you were about my "ban sex for the under-35" proposal. what do i do? they're being quite mean

the throat has a cervix too and, if you're adventurous, a womb

not to be a freak but can i go through your panty drawer unsupervised

That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"

you can piss yourself online. you just type a command it's like super streamlined

put that in your pipe and smoke it. put that in your dick and suck it. put that in your ass and eat it. put that in your pit and huff it.

i bask in the afterglow of her radioactive pussy