He's killed two people

Yes read all of it. And then read all of it again.

My youngest turns 21 tomorrow and it's hitting me hard in some kind of way

Let's just rebrand them as "Cold Opens" and "Post Credit Scenes", then these myopic philistines will eat them up.

This is why I've given up on writing "what people want" because what people want is stupid

Cat tree? Exercise equipment? Sex apparatus? Livestock restraints? Whatever it is, it's professional and on sale.

This. This is the kind of "nonsense" I crave

MWAHAHA my time has come! I wrote a whole-ass book with nothing but prologue, epilogue, and all the other supplemental materials--BUT NO STORY AT ALL--specifically to spite people who don't read prologues. It's called The Bone Clock and it's exclusively at la-guettler.itch.io/the-bone-clock

Hey howdy, folks, quick psa from your friendly public library worker: don't donate kids' books from the 70s with racist illustrations right on the damn cover. You can throw them directly in the trash and save me the effort.

"Our queer org needs money, please donate if you can." "Have you looked into getting any grants?" Like I get that people just want to help, but COME the fuck ON

"Where the hell is Madagascar 3? I need it." ~things only library workers say

AI could never be as weird yet coherent as we are

"All authors are using AI now" Not true! A lot of us use spite

Treat yourself to a listen.

Bodies are fuckin weird. I found a very fine inch-long hair growing out of the inside of my wrist, where it needs the outside of my palm. Why there, and how did it grow so long without me noticing? Was it that fast, or was I that unobservant? Is this menopause?

Today was a really good day, even though It didn't happen.

Oof

Onions and green onions are not interchangeable. Quick PSA I didnt realize was necessary until today.

I want to be a dinosaur. Specifically a pachycephalosaurus.

Okay but [Title Undecided] is basically RED DARKLING GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE

Logic's solid

Today's random ear worm youtu.be/0gw7A3Ao7Y8?...

Happy #bookbirthday to my first novel DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE, intentionally released on April 1st seven years ago (?!?). And until tomorrow, you can grab it along with 13 other weird mystery books as part of a $30 StoryBundle! storybundle.com/magic

Reupping for the morning crowd

AHHH check out Sylver's art style and GET YOU SOME

I am in a bit of a bind, as Bunny has come down with an eye infection, resulting in several vet visits, to the tune of a full month's worth of rent, and my unemployment benefits have run out. As such I am now open for commissions through Ko-Fi! I will have a post up with details shortly!

Hey bluesky, urgent #mutualaid needed to help a trans man move from a dangerous situation in a conservative state to a safer one with his partner. Cis folks in particular, put your money where your mouth is and step up. gofund.me/1875739ce

All my friends are hot.

TDOV should be like picking up a star in super mario bros www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFtr...

To the younger trans people: you are valuable and awesome. This world is really not cutting you any breaks, but that just means it is infinitely better for having you in it. Keep fighting the good fight. 💚

It's true. It is the law. You can ask me, a very real lawyer.

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility! My Needle & Straw series has transmasc Scarecrow battling dark magic, finding romance with punk witch Theo, & exploring his true identity in our world, with very queer friends in Oz fending off a coup by evil fae. Trans, gay, & ace rep! most platforms & graythornpub.com

And to my fellow cis: I want to reiterate that The Horrors are NOT trans folks' responsibility to fix. That's squarely on us. Get your privileged ass out there and have the awkward discussions. Use every peer pressure lever you've got because if you don't, who will

Hello trans folx, on this the day of your visibility I wish you safety, even if that means not being visible right now.

It’s here! Happy Safe Haven day! 🎉👾📺🤖🎊 Three friends get trapped into a sitcom world. Getting mixed up with the fictional Cassidy family sounds like a blast, but how much fun can you have when the show itself wants to kill you? Safe Haven be Daniel Aegan Links: books2read.com/u/mKn6VZ 🌈📚🪐📚💙

"But there's so much to learn," Milo said, with a thoughtful frown. "Yes, that's true," admitted Rhyme; "but it's not just learning things that's important. It's learning what to do with what you learn and learning why you learn things at all that matters."

Please, I can only love trans people so much

Bookmarking for Reasons®️

if you wanna help a disabled trans girl out, i could use a few dollars, since I have to go back to the doctor in 2 days, which means I need another 3 dollars to pay for parking. why you even have to pay for parking at the doctor's office is beyond me tho venmo.com/code?user_id...

Today's earworm youtu.be/Mdnnfg6Yvb0?...

What d'yall think?

#art vs #artist! 😴

Look at this slutty little whore

I've been eyeballing this one for a while now. Yoink!

Womåneskin

Dressing up #WIP

As we near Trans Day of Visibility, now's a great time to be reading trans books. And it just so happens that I'm part of a bundle offering those books, along with other amazing authors like @badambulist.bsky.social and @danifinnwrites.bsky.social. The bundle: itch.io/b/3594/tdov-...

SCOOP: I have obtained an image of the placemat in question

This is a good thread that makes great points, but also obviously the best weapon is the rapier, because you can use it to tilt up the chin of your rival as she kneels before you, having just been skillfully disarmed