A real princess seduces her dragoness.

Billy is MOOD

It's still there. I think it might be a permanent addition to the neighborhood. Next time anyone in town bitches about "unsightly" solar farms I'll bring this up

Dear client: if you wanted me to be a developmental editor for this project, you should have hired me as a developmental editor for this project and pay me as a developmental editor for this project

Apparently this number is now 6,200. This means we're only 700 away from me doing something absurd for a funny number.

All my books have some form of social justice: payback for racists who harass Cassie for Farming While Black in STRAW MAN. Indigenous legends take on a greedy oil company in WENDIGOGO. Transmasc Scarecrow & lots of queer pride in STRAW SONG and STRAW SOUL. Signed books & ebooks at graythornpub.com!

I just yawned too hard and hurt my jaw.

I need these, right?

It's Aro Awareness Week! Shout out to my fellow Aros! If you like fiction about aromantic characters -with partners and or friends- 23 of us (mostly aro ourselves) have put a book in this bundle. The aro(aces) in my book, Manipulator's War, are building friendships. ♠️🌈📚💙 itch.io/b/3517/aroma...

I'm organizing another bundle. If you've got a ghost story, or ghost-related story on itch, sign up below. (The form will stay open until March 14th, the bundle runs April 3rd to 24th.) tally.so/r/rjOqPN 💙📚📦

Antlers not grown yet? Tentacles all awry? Fangs & claws cracked and broken? Don't worry. We're all perfectly imperfect in our own way, and that's ok.

Ah, my palate need a good cleansing

Why did they pixelate this

Will you be my book valentine a day late and with the incorrect colors? Please? Locus Awards voting allows public write-ins! Please write in "Guitar Concerto in C Flat Major, Op. 12: Lucina" for best novella! poll.voting.locusmag.com

This is exactly my aesthetic

Let's go!

Listening to Wuthering Heights and...wow, I didn't remember how horrible all these people are. (Patricia Routledge is the narrator and she's phenomenal)

Daryl is the best of us, let's fucking go on this

Locked Tomb Valentines www.tumblr.com/burymeinmelo...

This Is Just To Say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me but in my defense the DOW is past 50,000 #ApologiesToWCW

Hahahahah there's a cybertruck at my neighbor's house. Same house that had a confederate flag in the garage window a few years ago

A little over a day and a half to go and just breaking the goal by $85? Hmph. I'm disappointed in all of you.

You can love friends Don't be a jerk No, not with genitals I learned this from Dirk

Happy Valentine's Day! If you'd like a Valentine, reply to this post and I'll send you one. I'll send some to random ppl all day today, too. Join in the fun- send some to anyone- let's fill Bluesky up w [platonic] Valentines for our friends 🖤

Roses are red Bongos make sound We defeated evil with the power of friendship And this gun that I found

Roses are red Friendship is rad Get this bundle This poem's no good

It's my birthday, hurrah! For my birthday I'd really love as many shares on this post as we can make happen! Hi, I'm AK, and I write exceedingly queer books! Feel free to ask me about them! ravenswordpress.com

Y'all are the best

Forbidden chocolates

dhs shutting down for lack of funding is great, but our electric doing that is not! (see what I did there?) I think with luck we might have til monday for it to bounce, but I don't know what to do or say anymore. thank you for what you're able to do, I really appreciate it, and sorry. $130/400

"But it's okay, son. The Dow is at 50,000..."

18-year-old me on TV youtu.be/iA2MXyRkn7w

Radio dude talking about how ICE sucks: "People are used to professional law enforcement in their town. " Sounds about white

Mammo day. Yippee, breast health!

Hey! That's me! youtu.be/AFvr0cCCpsU?...

Come on, you freaks. Let's get this going.

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a little manual bump cause you've all been really great resharing but it's completely DOA and the clock is still running, maybe I burned up all my goodwill or luck but still here pitching while I can. oh and please share the post below and not this 💜

Right back atcha, Hadacol two

💀smol death emissary 🪰 #monstrosilist #ttrpg #bwart #darkart

you think you'll set up a dungeons and dragons game and it will be heroism and tearful story beats but 32 weeks in the group chat is called something like "hagfuckers" or "tits out for lolth" and you're in a blazing row with a player who will only roleplay as an ordinary horse

Welp, rip El Paso.

This handsome sonofabitch

A friend who works in a k-8 school was telling me about the kids being taught how to write good prompts for AI to get the results they want and used the example of Harry Potter. You know, in case you wanted to know why I'm drinking grain alcohol in my underwear in the dark

Messing around in boats

Remember my screed against calling people heroes? The same goes for monsters.

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"Prescription drugs, especially controlled substances, are a lure for addicts and criminals." Yeah I'm rephrasing that.

February usually means drowning in hearts and roses blah blah blah. BUT THERE IS ANOTHER WAY. This 37-book SFF itch bundle centers friendship/friend groups (including Bonkpocalypse!) Available until Feb 15! (Titles/authors/blurbs in link) 🌈📚🪐📚💙 itch.io/b/3486/frien...

Age verification? Our first vcr had physical levers to press and our first microwave weighed 800 pounds.