Dammit did I miss the rapture? The one day I manage to sleep in a little...

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day to all the bisexuals who did not get raptured.

Happy Autumn 🍂

In the Darklingverse, aliens are either assholes, bigger assholes, or funny assholes

A movie I consider perfect

an ennobled writer is, of course, a Word Count

I've talked about it before, but I've been casually designing a deck building game centered around the Bounty Inc. universe. Start your bounty hunting business, recruit bounty hunters and purchase equipment, build reputation and become the best. First look at the high concept test design of a card!

Oo niche

Holy crap thanks to whoever bought 4 books from itch a few days ago! I just checked my dashboard for the first time in a while and it absolutely made my day/week/maybe month.

My (adult) kids are debating which Pokemon game has the hottest trainers

I love their soap so much.

Nobody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around anymore and that's sad

It's the "McLimited Edition" that cracks me up here

shedding velvet drawn for Polar Lights: Midnight #art #sciart 🎨🐾🦊

Me today vs me after everyone else gets raptured on Tuesday

This is the castle I'm retiring to

Charlie Kirk won't see you being glad he's dead, but your friends who are transphobic, antisemitic, misogynist white supremacists will and maybe* that'll make them rethink their choices in life. *probably not, but hey, who cares? They're transphobic, antisemitic, misogynist white supremacists.

Sharing this again because I've never discounted my stuff this much and I'd love to send a lot of things out and confuse my local post office employees 📚📢📚💙 🌈📚🌎 🪐📚⚔️🌈🚀 #queerAdultSFF #QueerSFF #bsnm

Who the fuck is setting off fireworks on September 20.

See: Don't Fist the Vicar 2: The Vicar Fists Back, as featured in Vacation on Planet Glor

I like when the local pizza/ Mexican restaurant lady comes to the library to make menu copies when I'm here, because I can be among the first to see the new stuff.

I hope my posthumous documentary is preempted by the Northern Exposure episode where Shelley gets addicted to the home shopping channel

I queued up The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the digital jukebox but people keep fast passing past it for some reason

This is breaking my Locked Tomb-rotted brain

Another season of Pride bowling league starts tonight! This time our team is the Ball Busters and I'll have a new tshirt and nickname.

Buying Drew's book allows Dancer to eat in the style to which she is entitled. Also it's probably a really good book, having read Percival Gynt. This is in my tbr.

It really is a thing where you can buy a book from someone who already lives in a castle or a mansion, and they don't even notice, or you can buy from a smaller creator, and they suddenly get to eat something other than pasta for a meal, or treat their kids to something extraordinary.

When you buy indie books, this is the kind of thing you're supporting.

I was going to say we're headed towards the Corporation Rim, but I think we're already there.

Crab

Muting the rat prism skeet so my notifications can calm the fuck down.

Go! Go now!

Okay, rent paid. Computer in the process of getting fixed after a week+ lockout (thanks, windows 11.) Now to deal with bills and next months rent and groceries and... Yes I'm looking for a part time gig on top of everything.

Throw on your leg warmers and put The Spice Girls on stereo, because Trivia is going back in time to the 80s & 90s. Sign your team up ahead of time at www.zeffy.com/ticketing/trivia-thursday or pay when you get there. The concession stand will be open--including Pine Hills pizza! It'll be boss.

Good morning

The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful Don't ever change, you know what I mean My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch Or leave a message on my machine So baby won't you sign on the dotted line? I'm gonna make your dreams come true The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?

My book will be out 9/30! Very niche audience for this one. I can think of about 6 people who might enjoy it, but always happy to be proven wrong😂 Told from the point of view of revived dead animals and 2 of their human prey, Roadkill is a unique eco-horror tale featuring 25 original illustrations!

Me posting stuff that's getting other accounts suspended

This is just to say I have painted the patched piece of wall from three years ago which you had probably given up on happening Applaud me it is now done so easy and so fast (Procrastinator's lament 😅)

Me: I will not have cake for breakfast. Bluesky: Robert Redford died Me:

Cats lol

Dessert mode ACTIVATE: Best pie: rhubarb crumb top Best ice cream: raspberry Best doughnut: apple cider cake style Best bar: idk brownies I guess Best cake: yellow with milk chocolate frosting Best cookie: chocolate crinkle Best other: the raspberry chocolate chip meringues I make at Christmas

1. A cat choosing my lap to sit on 2. Warm cookies 3. Collecting eggs 4. A good back scratch 5. Cool side of the pillow

This goes for me, too.

I accept the fact that my books are not for everyone. They're simply for awesome people who like awesome things.

Good morning

I used the word "prescient" in normal conversation today, so at least there's that

Pre-order links for the ebook are starting to pop up at some of the most popular platforms! Roadkill is a unique eco-horror tale featuring 25 original illustrations by me! Cover also by me! books2read.com/RoadkillBook

👀👀👀 Start with the first two if you haven't already.

widdle mushroom goil 🍄‍🟫✨