In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI. Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?

is this good?

Not everything is terrible ♥️

Good morning, especially if you're a fan of the spooky times month 👀

I work with Veterans. If I told them that they "killed people and broke things for a living" they would (rightfully) tell me to go to hell. Those that have had to kill someone in the line of duty most often view it with sadness, regret, and one of the worst experiences of their lives.

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are you out of your god damn minds with this headline? i'm sorry, WHOSE fault was it???

I am somewhere about 2/3 to the left sprawled out over all the pretty colors, exhausted and too drained to articulate exactly why

At least they had the balls to sign the article, though whoever greenlit the headline and post verbiage needs to be dunked into a vat of cold water in a carnival game 🙄

Hey, AP? Suck my dick

This is the President explicitly threatening to withhold federal funds from New York City if voters elect a candidate he opposes. This is an unlawful attempt to coerce voters through federal financial threats and a textbook example of voter intimidation to influence the outcome of a local election.

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

It’s official: AIPAC is trying to buy my election to keep me out of Congress. Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights. But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.

funny seeing these democrats who duck into a closet and slam the door like a little kid playing Hide and Seek whenever they hear the phrase 'Medicare for All' suddenly yelling about how healthcare is a RIGHT i guess it's a 'right' for private companies to suck up taxpayer $$, otherwise get stuffed

This is like saying I'm releasing a new project where I create value by robbing your house, but don't worry you might be able to opt-out

“Ah," said Mr Pin. "Right. I remember. You are concerned citizens." He knew about concerned citizens. Wherever they were, they all spoke the same private language, where 'traditional values' meant 'hang someone'. - Terry Pratchett, The Truth

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

I will say if that whole military meeting had been an email it would have been a pretty weird email

What I would give for a completely honest, anonymous assessment of this appalling and ludicrous spectacle from the commanders in the room.

Democratic leadership should have to deliver all interviews from a spring loaded chair that catapults them into a giant vat of tapioca pudding anytime they say something like this.

Priztker: if federal agents fired upon journalists and protesters, when unprovoked, what would we call it?  I don't think we'd have any trouble calling it what it is. Authoritarianism.  So let's not pretend it's something else when it happens in our American cities.

"planeload"

David Cross folks.

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Content creators tend to think any spectacle is defensible if they can say health and safety concerns have been attended to behind the scenes, but that’s not really it imho. Mr. Beast’s whole thing is that his subjects’ desperation for cash allows him—a wealthier person—to indulge his sadism.

Good morning! Remember to hydrate. :)

starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

“I have seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence,” Herzog said. “Story and acting and everything, they look completely dead. There are stories, but they have no soul. They are empty and soulless.” Get their ass, Werner.

i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

One very astonishing thing in this statement is that she thinks because she was poor as a youth she has an idea of what the “real world” is like now, discarding that she’s been a *billionaire* since 2004, when Mark Zuckerberg was still in college.

According to my nutrition tracker, I'm 35.7% unkillable 🦸

raise your hand if you are happy and doing well so we can excommunicate you

HOT FOOD TAKE: There's a right and wrong way to eat string cheese.

me: nafo are always assholes. nafo dork: no we aren’t! me: yeah. you are. nafo dork: *misogyny*

The state could have backed him but instead they demonstrated for the thousandth time that there is no level of respectability that will prevent white people from serving you up on a platter in order to appease powerful racists.

Someone should probably inform the White House's "AI & Crypto Czar" that no one is forcing AI companies to train their models on Wikipedia

NEW: Rashida Tlaib is leading a 19-member letter calling on Marco Rubio to protect the Global Sumud Flotilla—which is carrying 24 Americans—as it seeks to deliver aid to Palestinians starved by Israel. They also demand the Trump admin use its leverage to end Israel's blockade and genocide of Gaza.

"It wasn't Hitler or Himmler who deported me, beat me and shot my family. It was the cobbler, the milkman, the neighbor who got a uniform and then believed they were the master race." (Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor)

This is how she gets me to walk her 2-3 miles a day.

where my desk is located at work i frequently hear delivery guys outside and it amuses me so much because it feels like npc background chatter in a video game where you know they're having conversations but can't even slightly tell what they are about. even when i try to focus in it's all gibberish

I love that mental health awareness is mainly targeted at the working class and not the demented people running things and making it awful here.

"In a just world" I'm going to stop you there. This is not that world. On the other hand, this world has pizza and the just world does not, so things do balance out.

The Fell For it Again Award is not just for MAGA...

"one officer smiled for a selfie with her as she cried."

If a studio releases a single production with this abomination involved, and I find out about it, that studio no longer exists to me, and neither does anyone who decides to work with them. There's already more human-made media at my disposal than I could ever consume anyway. They can rot in hell. 🙂

A shameful fact which tells its own story.

jesus christ