semi regular reminder that the Mueller, She Wrote grifter used her COVID payroll assistance loan on a swimming pool and then never paid it back hope you see this you name searching scumbag 👍

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

The TSA is one of the most underpaid, overstressed agencies in the country. Their process is already super slow and inefficient, this is going to make everything frustrating along with it being scary. And that's the point. Wouldn't be surprised if Trump gets caught on a hot mic saying as much.

[Every Senate Confirmation Hearing] Dem Senator: The records show you did corruption 817 times last year for $130 million. You are bad. Trump Pick: Uh...buh...actually... Sen. Fetterman: I like this guy, I vote yes!

Same company has vulva pants they're too afraid to name as such

The only way these are acceptable is if you can unbutton the flaps and attach them to the ends of your shirt sleeves to create a flying squirrel situation.

Starting to think that arranging society around maximum personal comfort and total avoidance of shame or accountability might not work out in our favor.

Breaking: Palantir acquires the Departments of Justice and War

The fact that there's even a debate about the SAVE act instead of just masses of people running the politicians who introduced it out of town with torches and pitchforks is a failure of society in and of itself.

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So, yesterday the US set a new March temperature record of 110 degrees, beating the old record by two degrees. Today the US set a new March temperature record of 112 degrees, beating the new record by two degrees and the old one by four degrees.

A good argument for democracies to transition away from reliance on fossil fuels as quickly as possible

There's a right and wrong way to eat string cheese.

now that last week is over and can no longer hear me: fuck last week

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

There's a right and wrong way to eat string cheese.

i promise you that whatever you think will happen next won't

You look like you'd pick Oddjob in Goldeneye to take advantage of his smaller hitbox

Spring Break ✋️😑🚫 Psychotic Break 👈🫠✅️

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

If I were a video game designer who worked hard on a game only to see nvidia turn it into that trashy AI slop as a promotional advertisement, I'd be super pissed.

Sidekicks Curse strikes again

“I am a conservative, a real flag waver, a big Ronald Reagan fan,” [Chuck] Norris said in an interview back in 1984, according to The New York Times. “I’m not so much a Republican or Democrat; I go more for the man himself.”

seeing Chavez’s legacy be swiftly and correctly decimated is a powerful reminder that we as a society could, actually, hold people accountable when credible allegations are made that they are child molesters

I went from being a wildland firefighter to wildfire ecologist to labor union organizer precisely because being an ecologist trains you to see interconnections and I concluded that stopping climate change would be greatly helped by building a democratic working class that takes political power.

I think it’s notable that a whole lot of Jewish (and non-Jewish!) folks are saying that the antisemitism here is as bad as it’s ever been and getting worse maybe worth paying attention to the voices of people who live this stuff

must be nice

@aaron.bsky.team hey big dawg so this account, which has also been helping with attempts to coordinate the incitement of real-world violence, seems to be *so* confident that bluesky won’t take action against them that they’re literally following you while doing it. what’s going on here buddy

hate to be a debbie downer but as a veteran of living through economic collapse sparked by republican policy, not looking forward to the next decade or so

Grace just called my generic everything bagel a “some things bagel” lmao

does a 45 second sustained groan count as breathing meditation

Most of social media right now is making fun of the fact that we are in hell

I have decided not to get out of bed until I have a grandson who can win me a golden ticket.

The Nissan Cube looks like a cocktail party dress. Will not elaborate further.

i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...

I analyzed the Proud Boys donor list. The most common occupation was real estate (realtor, mortgage broker) — the same parasitic class that was over-represented among Jan 6th rioters.

Just hit me how depressing it is that one of the most effective ways movies show a character's younger self is to have them dress casually and smile more.

LOGGING ON

My favorite edible element is Peanut Butter [Pb]

New polling from Pew shows what Americans think about data centers: Only 6% think they're good for the quality of life for those nearby. Similarly, only 6% think data center have a good impact on home energy costs. And only 4% think they're good for the environment.

NoSfora2 NoSforafurious

Having to do a bunch of bullshit: Half a star

Conan: fuck AI Jimmy Kimmel: fuck censorship Javier Bardam: free Palestine Joachim Trier: don't vote for do nothing politicians The commercials: try Copilot :)

After weeks of mining and crafting on my Realms survival server, we finally have the plateau roughed in and the structure built for our take on the BotW Temple of Time. Still a lot of work remaining, but I'm proud of the progress.

In this house, we fly the hammer and suckle flag 🫡

[God rolling out clay fingers to make a hand] "...dang, that one looks extra rude. Better hide it in the middle between the others so it's not as noticeable."

the only Oscar I care about lives in a trash can on Sesame Street