Gmail making it so that if you turn off the AI features, it breaks mail sorting is actually fucking insane dude lol

Breaking character: I am open to the idea the media's coverage of Biden's age and mental acuity was fair or perhaps not even tough enough. But the fact that it was so much tougher than the coverage of Trump's (more severe) mental decline is damning and I can't see how anyone could argue otherwise.

Google [pointing a gun at your gmail account]: now listen to me very carefully, if you want to keep using this you’re going to keep Gemini on. You love Gemini, everyone loves it, everyone needs it.

Incredible headline.

I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.

listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win

So they definitely just tried to murder a witness and just didn't bother to make a plan for if she survived right

This administration isn't beating those nazi allegations.

Hot take but the president openly calling for the murder of his political opposition should be grounds for immediate impeachment and removal for office.

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

can you tell me how to count, how to count these dots on my screen? #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv

mark kelly's wife was literally shot in the head bc of violent political rhetoric & now the president of the united states is calling for him to be executed.... but iTs tHe LeFt

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

Its very very bad that the President publicly posts a statement that, were I to post the same thing about him, would have the FBI knocking on my door.

I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes

🚨 Trump calls for the death of Democratic senators and representatives who produced a video advising members of the military and intelligence communities not to follow illegal orders:

This morning, Trump has already called for the imprisonment and execution of Democratic members of Congress called on the military to follow the constitution. In a democracy, the legislature would remove him from office immediately.

My lil Epstein files conspiracy is that Trump's health is so bad and he's so far detached from reality that they're using this to basically Red Wedding him now that he's a liability to them but that isn't based in reality really.

this is like his response to every question he gets asked now, too, everything is just an incoherent filibuster of bullshit because he has a medical condition destroying his cognitive ability and everyone around him knows it

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too

Mamdani just confirmed to @chrislhayes.bsky.social that his team did reach out to Trump and the meeting is real

Oh I guess we aren't pocket vetoing

They're gonna go for a pocket veto aren't they lol

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.

Safe spaces for the widdle guys to play in without the mean politics bullies

every time

Jesus to his disciples:

My new one @slate.com with @cooke-m.bsky.social: "Republicans Are Suing to Kill California’s Pro-Democratic Gerrymander. They Have a Huge Problem." slate.com/news-and-pol...

An underrated part of our misinformation problem: It's not just that we're awash in deliberate propaganda from ideologues and hacks. Huge, huge numbers of people are primarily getting their political news from morons. They're not deliberately lying; they just pull stuff out of their ass on stream.

Why on earth would a reporter need to “subordinate” themselves to the President? A President does not have any direct authority over any reporter. The man is not our king.

this is the correct framing

lol

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

this has pushed me to start the process of producing "tom homan is a bitch" tshirts. we need them on the streets of NYC for his visit.

“They’re trying to somehow tie President Trump to the scandal”

Authoritarianism arrives with emails like this. The masked brute squad may or may not accost you later, be sure to carry your papers.

One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.

this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011

Yeah, I got ADHD Ahhhhhh Dis Head Dontwork

I'd love if just one reporter could maybe lightly challenge him on the fact his administration is the enemy of affordability (see the near-total destruction of federal consumer protection and corporate oversight) just one