I’ve watched some wild shit on planes (after making sure there were no children in the line of sight) but wow

CK's schtick at his height was "I share your decency, audience, but I will admit things to you that you can't admit to yourself." His schtick now is "I share your depravity, audience, and I will tell you things that flatter you."

Methodology

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

The projections of the right’s dissolution have been wildly exaggerated for a decade now.

Catherine my good bitch you guys are the only ones who do not know where the Republicans stand

Sometimes I feel like half the country has that Memento disease and we all need to start writing things on our fucking bodies

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Let’s go, Thursday.

ezra klein and noah smith are functionally the same person but ezra klein is slightly more insidious bc noah smith is out here being an explicit rabid fool but EK is still capable of sounding magnanimous to people who are not good at noticing when someone’s only strength is performing intelligence

i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked

this is as far as i can genuinely go on this

Wow one of the guys who got famous and rich from broadcasting stochastic violence got murked? Truly who could have seen it coming.

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked

wrapped in chains, howling in the basement as my crying wife presses her body against the door to prevent me from leaving the house to buy another shacket

call us old fashioned but, this account finds newsom's "check out my rock-hard AI nipples. they're absolutely glistening" platform less inspirational than pritz's "you fascists bring that shit here and I will personally fuck your asses up."

What's actually gonna happen is they're gonna have to spend months gutting it to remove the listening devices and fixing other security breaches and the New York Times will run an A1 feature on how much "taxpayer money" the Dem president is spending on it like it's a huge scandal

My vote goes to the democrat who has the stones to say this about his pardons.

I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*

I am determined to live long enough to see the bastards responsible held to account and preferably given the old upside down Italian treatment.

"What's new in Adobe Reader!" I swear if this is anything other than 'We open .epub and .mobi now!' I'm going to scream at a frequency that will summon alien life to this plane who will unmake this wretched summoner and his unworthy world.

Dems should fight on every front. If Texas steals 5 seats, Dem states should redistrict 30 GOP members out of their districts. We should insist DOJ release the entire Epstein File. Not only shouldn't we bring knives to a gun fight, if they bring pistols, we should bring machine guns.

Ooof I feel called out

Great moments in post-rock

just super stuff

The threat to Jewish Americans comes from the people who think no one deserves rights, not the people who think everyone deserves rights.

Immigration liberalization is the slavery abolition of our time. These people should be allowed to come here and work, because we depend on them as much as they depend on the work done by citizens. They should not have to debase themselves by becoming a seasonal underclass.

This was the subject of my undergrad thesis. My view then, and the view that remains now, is once titles stop being supported by the publisher they should be fair game for free distribution. We're getting perilously close to the tipping point on preservation

Paramount has joined Disney in paying bribes to Donald Trump, the Washington Post killed its Harris endorsement, Fox News functions as Republican state media, and the X algorithm amplifies fascist content. Here's why the media has a liberal bias problem.

Exactly - I have one acquaintance who I see occasionally at a local bar and his offhand recommendations are now must-buy in the house.

They’ve bombed abortion clinics, killed doctors, sentenced women to death over unwanted pregnancies, killed trans and queer people for asking for rights. There’s literally no kind of political violence that I’ve not seen come from the right in this country, and it’s never engaged with seriously.

Holy Christ I listened to this on Tuesday and thought my brain did it justice from their description. I was not prepared.

“People don’t want this” is undeniably true. But saying “People didn’t vote for this” treats people like babies when they had access to plenty of information to make a different choice.

happy pride month

The narrative that anti-vaxxers or QAnon weirdos will come back from the brink if we're nice enough to them isn't tenable morally and doesn't hold up empirically. Ostracizing people whose beliefs harm others is a critical aspect of a functioning marketplace of ideas.

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

We’re pretty close to the president seeing a commercial and then deporting people who keep dog food in the fridge

something something don't speak ill of the dead but with Connolly passing that's 3 dems who've died in office this year and i think it's long last time we have a major reckoning with political age limits and the "lifer politician"

Gerry Connolly should've spent his last few months (or years) with his family. was it worth clinging to his seat so he could add "finally chaired the Ways and Means Committee after years as a backbencher, but did it very badly" onto his wikipedia page?

the chicagope isn't going to be anywhere near as woke as anyone would like, but i am going to enjoy the adult converts losing their fucking minds for years to come