Just noticed that from the early morning of Sunday 12 October Talking Pictures TV are repeating - wait for it - Eurotrash! So if you missed this series first time round or only saw bits like I did then here’s an opportunity to see what all the fuss was about. talkingpicturestv.co.uk/schedule/

"yeah we meet once a month. At the moment it's me and Gerald Ratner, but you'll fit right in"

I think this might be the worst song ever written #totp

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

Reminded me of this. 😂

Back to my happy place #borderlands4

Time for another round of "Pharmacy Poster or lost Sierra Adventure game from 1991"

Stuck the Led Zeppelin doc on pissing myself at how much Jimmy Page sounds like Frank Spencer. Cannot take this seriously

Time to dust off the Bib Mortimer "sniper's dream" gif

You will not believe how long I've waited for someone to do a Henry II story and it's only Lisa Bloody McMullin!!!!! Ps @bigfinish.bsky.social I've got a cracking White Ship story here, give us a bell :-)

Shocking. Google is meant to be the repository of all knowledge and can't even answer this

"That's me, that is."

I am 48 and if I can impart one single insight to the species, it is that the best thing you will ever experience in this life is having a family that loves you and enjoys spending time with you. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

I forgot how Uchikoshi the last episode of Sherlock got. I think I might have disliked it at the time but it's a decent bit of telly in retrospect

Staying up far later than I should be because a new Marble Hornets video has dropped and I want to see it before I go to sleep. What's this, 2010?

These are the things that make me proud to be British 🫡

It has just come to my attention that back in 2012, Future of the Left, Jeff Rosenstock and AJJ went on tour together and if that isn't enough of a motivator for me to invent a time machine then I'm not sure what is

Of all the things I expected this year, a new Marble Hornets video wasn't one of them

Seeing a lot of critical responses from medievalists about this BBC 1066 thing. As an early modernist, just to say that I'm happy to confirm that medieval people were indeed covered in dirt all the time and did all sound like they were in the Wurzels.

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

What a thread to wake up to

My Rose has left me I’m in a mood She’s gone to Kenya With the bloke from Allied Carpets She wasn’t immunised That’s a legal requirement She’s increasingly slapdash Since we bought that new hearth rug

The cleaner at my work just told everyone to save toilet roll tubes for her curtains so I said COTTON BALLS and i'm the one getting the weird looks right now?

I have absolutely no idea how feasible, sensible, or desirable this plan is. But I instinctively support 100% any headline that ends with "I have a solution: wolves". www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

See that my twat of a local MP is doing the rounds this morning justifying the mass arrest of pensioners with placards and I am once again reminded that she is the worst incumbent in the 40 odd years I've been living here, and that includes a man who covered up an actual murder

I think ITV might need to update their #AEW Dynamite graphic

Every time I think I've stopped laughing I read it again and...nope, not yet

Cracking up remembering the time Rolf Harris was doing a book signing in Cardiff and someone went up behind him and did a full piss all over the floor

Very unfortunate typo here

Did someone not warn her in advance she was on? #totp

A top right back and a disgraced politician make for poor bedfellows, but when a dignitary is found dead in a San Siro toilet they find themselves plunged into a world of espionage & intrigue. That's Dumfries and Galloway, tonight, on ITV Choice *Yes I have just been reading the Balloon d'Or list

The Shadowhearts

When I find myself in times of trouble Feathers flurry through my door Speaking words of wisdom Nevermore

Just one of the many pitfalls of dating a hypnotist I suppose

Oh for fuck's sake

The people who do the "in a box" songs: "Fucking hell boys, it's been a big few years hasn't it"

That don't impress me much

A list so good Boobie Feaster can't even pull WR3

FIFA needs to pull the World Cup. They won't, of course because they're a bunch of twats, but the point still stands

I got used to thinking that USC's recruiting class this year was a bonkers set of names and then something like this appears and you wonder what else is left in the mine

Missed Connection: I was on the train. You were running for the train. Our eyes met. You reached out to me as the doors were closing, but the train pulled away. Please contact me. I have your left hand.

GOLDFISH: hi dog DOG: hi grayfish GOLDFISH: hi dog DOG: u said that already GOLDFISH: said what

The bit in one of the Star Wars prequel films when Yoda comes hobbling in, sees Christopher Lee, drops his walking stick and goes Apeshit, the loudest voice I've ever heard at a cinema bellowing "BENEFIT FRAUD"

Here comes the hotskoda (murderer)

Gordon Cole: THE WRESTLING'S ON, COOP. YOU WILL NOTICE THE BLONDE-HAIRED WOMAN GAINING SPEED & MOMENTUM LIKE A BOW-LEGGED GAZELLE AS SHE LAUNCHES HER REAR-END RIGHT INTO HER DAZED OPPONENT'S FACE. SHE LEARNED IT FROM THOSE VAUDEVILLE GIRLS. Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼

Tebbit's funeral today.

I like how, when Madonna delivers the line “I wanna make love on a train…” in 'Justify My Love', she adds “…cross-country”. Lest anyone suspect that her lover could only last the length of the 0.8-mile trip from Stourbridge Town to Stourbridge Junction.

Oh fuck off #tomlehrer

TK should say nothing but bring Brooke Hogan to AEW for 1 segment with Christian Cage