I repost this every year because, let's be honest, it's the perfect comeback

Creasing my up how topical this is (IYKNK)

My soon to be 11 year old is a massive fan of the Loki books. Highly recommended

Bjork's hitboxes are wild

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In honour of tonight's Swiss Death, I looked up other examples on YouTube. There's something very wrong with this picture youtu.be/NMEFcFRA7To?...

Ooof "You're breaking up Just like us You're trying not to preach But I was your only congregation At times" youtu.be/oe9OLFMt4bs?...

Pubs should be banned from playing "Moondance". There are Pavlovian things that happen to a man of a certain age when that comes on

Howling at this great bit of understatement

“You say UNIT is an organisation sanctioned by the UN? Now thatis strange because my wife uh — she use to do a model UN — & correct me if I’m wrong, but according to her the UN pledged to end child labour by 2025. So, if it’s fine by you, tell me this; how old did you say this ‘Morris Gibbons’ was?”

Just been pulled into a works Christmas Film quiz which consisted entirely of questions about films I haven't seen. It turns out that the mayor in The Grinch is not, in fact, called Cyril Twatkins

It's that time of year again

ok this joke might be a little too specific

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This is Cole Palmer levels of emptyheadedness. Love it

Why are Cowboys and Chiefs wearing a Kenny Rogers patch? #nfl

STUART NAME OF THE WEEK

I'm not going to get drawn on whether I agree with the proposal or not. It's more nuanced than a lot of people are letting on, but let's shed this idea that jury trial is some sort of untouchable right...

Massive "roll it over in the Clover" vibes

Did you hear about the down on his luck chap who got given a boat made out of ebony? It was a hard ship payment

"it has its own weather system"

If I were to comment on this people would judge me

Safe to say @lisamcmullin.bsky.social latest has made this nerd incredibly happy

AARRGH. CHIROPRACTIC IS NOT MEDICINE, IT’S DANGEROUS BULLSHIT CREATED BY A FUCKING GROCER WHO THOUGHT HE COULD HEAL WITH MAGNETS. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA

I feel this would be more of an achievement if a quarter of the world wasn't going

They really do need a British copy checker

Them cocks are really cocking

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

My son making me watch Stranger Things after I've grown up with Twin Peaks rather puts me in mind of Stewart Lees bit about fucking a pig

"I'm as happy as I can pretend to be Beneath the laws of your gravity" Fucking hell youtu.be/Eof-xN37uNY?...

I'll always keep Facebook, me. #TwinPeaksShitPosting

Full button remap, or at the very least the option to put the bloody attack buttons where the bloody attack buttons should be and not on the shoulders like some lunatic

Why does he look like he's about to shank Billy off the Power Rangers?

Reminded again in discussion elsewhere that both Roy Orbison and Maurice Gibb met their second wives at Batley Variety Club, a frankly astonishing fact.

He was already the most "on the committee at a provincial Welsh Rugby Club" looking bloke that had ever lived, this is not helping

This is one of the biggest cultural differences I can think of between us and America. If staff started bothering me and invading my space like that I would never shop there again

No idea why this is coming up on my feed now, but LOOK AT THEM

A post that reads entirely differently if you're British

Bloody hell, they've got a pelt on them

Neil Buchanan has had a multitude of careers

I've had more dignified wipeouts going down Totterdown in the snow

Full marks for grilled ham

"Where's your poppy?"

I think it might have been at least six months since I watched series 8 Capaldi. This cannot stand, you might say, and you'd be correct

I am entirely convinced that this is the most old Who story of all of the revival. A crotchety old man shouting at people, base under siege, horror, weird thought experiments, social commentary, that's the first 30 years summed up in one episode

Remember to check your kids candy for paleontology! #paleontology