Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Checking my contacts for someone called "bubba".

In the only long form DnD campaign I was in, I played a kobold rogue that ate con currency because he thought it was normal food. His kobold clan fed coins to him as a child because they believed in a prophecy of a reincarnation of a sorcerer (he was the only male hatched out of the whole flock).

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

THERE IS NO PLANET B741

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I used to get my ketchup sugar from Venezuela, but now they've blown up all the sugar boats and parked an aircraft carrier off the coast.

Super slow work night so I'm listening to a bunch of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.

Sometimes wonder why we still have mostly the same dishes on Thanksgiving. I do love some good turkey, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans, pumpkin pie... But it's a harvest feast, so why not cook with ingredients local to you instead?

Like Icarus I fell from the grace of the gods from my own hubris, which is to say, my tummy hurts

Committing their own selfish atrocities in the name of God is, quite literally, taking the Lord's name in vain.

If you call yourself a follower of Jesus Christ but support the pepper-spraying and arresting ministers, then thou art staggeringly full of crap.

Working on some new kobold merch!

They should stick me in the Pokémon microwave they have at Centers so I can be instantly healed

2nd most Bluesky-ass reply to the ketchup thread

Most of us know the layout of the taskmaster house, but haven't yet been on a proper tour of the studio. Here's an in depth look at where the second half of the game takes place, at Television Center in London! #yourtimestartsnow #taskmaster ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

TIL the hair style known as "sideburns" was named after General Burnside. Nothing so far on Admiral Overcomb or Major Tailpony.

I love that all these bands in the late 60s who were experimenting with new techniques and sounds were also like "Hey flute, you're still invited! We didn't forget about you!"

until at least January 13th. Please help if you can and share this with others willing to help. I just want to recover from this so that I can get back to normal life soon. Please read the description on the gofundme page, as it goes into further detail. gofund.me/35ce9dc9d Thank you all

shape fox

I mean that's what going to church is for, right? To surround yourself with like-minded people who can guide you through things and help you connect to God? I mean, I know that's not what capital-C Church is about, but like -- gross! Just read the Bible and pray or something!

The kobolds have found a music box 🎶 Felt like doodling a little cute thing this morning 💙 Audio excerpt from this vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRdB...

blowing the last president is something kevin cards from house of cards would do

Sometimes I wish cars were more modular. Like you could detach the back row of seats for the day if you're just commuting or doing light errands, then reconnect when you go out with people or need more storage.

tradcaths are like "why is the pope doing this" as if there aren't very famous examples of jesus christ meeting with people considered to be sinners or societal outcasts (e.g. matthew the tax collector) www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/14/p...

Talk to me and my son again #FursuitFriday

Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing: Ned Zeppelin

(Repost from last year) You know what time of year it is...

How woke are you, really, if you feel the need to put "woke AF" in your bio?

Line drawing.🐊

Bluesky tonight

It should be illegal for any corporate entity to own homes, and the max amount of homes any person should be able to own is two. Also, 100% of a person's wealth over 500 million dollars should be taxed to find Universal Basic Income and Universal Healthcare for All.

POV: it’s the apocalypse and you run into these two Wdyd???? #furry #furryart ( tw : bloodstain ? )

Disappointed that on #Taskmaster they still haven't asked them to bring in their Ultimate pen for the penultimate show. 20 series of missed pun opportunity.

Got some free sample stickers from @bearandbeagle.store! Including the new TaskmastFur logo designed by @phoenixofstarlight.bsky.social

I love @taskmaster.tv so much and always try to get my friends to watch, but I also love posting things that make people say “what the hell is this show you keep yelling about”

it took me the entire season to realize that maisie adam and reece shearsmith were basically just evil javie martzoukas

Happy 2 million subscribers, @taskmaster.tv! youtube.com/watch?v=t0TZ...

When the taskmaster contestants dress up for the last episode you know they’re real ones.

// TM spoilers Interrupting my break to gloat. I’m a genius. #Taskmaster

Kobold who beats you at trivia

A duo of kobolds performing the song, "Dueling Banjos" 😮 Unfortunately, they took this literally and began hitting each other with their banjos and wound up breaking them. 😅

Stars beat Les Habs 7-0 AT CENTRE BELL! JEBUS!

I may not be a lawyer but when the attorney general of the entire country calls out sick to avoid enforcing the laws, it sounds to me like that means there are no laws In which case, begin the purge