Guys... you do not need to be on X. Please get off of X. 😟

Oh, just some totally normal Gartic Phone things. 😂 Played a game with @thedammitch.bsky.social and a few others during his stream in which we took turns adding on to an image while only being able to see a small portion of what came before. The results are... interesting!

Somewhere out there... Is an alternate universe... Where the fictional character you have a crush on exists... And has a crush on YOU.

My son is on a mission to "draw every animal." 🫡 Give me some suggestions to pass along to him!

🧵 Hey all! For the past few months I've been working on a very special project. I'm launching a new twitch channel called "Eli's Cozy Corner" at twitch.tv/elicozycorner! 💫 It will focus on soft, soothing vibes, bed prep, and each stream will end with a bedtime story written by me!

Went for my morning run and found this lying in the dirt by the path behind our neighborhood! We'll ask around to see if anyone lost it, but either way, it kind of brightened my day. 🥰

Thanks for making younger furs feel welcome! Some of them have nowhere else to go.

Figuring on biggering! 📈 Very cool and also chilling animatic. youtu.be/09yhKybMawA

Last night I dreamed I revisited my highschool and they had posters all over the place that said things like "It's RAD to use someone's preferred pronouns!" Which... is kinda blursed?? 😂🥰

Hi, I'm Childhood Pneumonia. CP for short.

Every ad on telegram channels be like

Vent art, just cuz today was a stressful day that happened to fall on the last day of the year. But then, this was also a stressful year. But I'll be all right. One valuable life skill I've developed is the ability to say "I'm not okay. But I will be." And I'm determined to be. Whatever it takes.

Got a new pin of my favorite transfem ostrich ballerina! 🥰

I love getting a blind bag from Tee Turtle! This one though was... a little too real. 😅

May you never be the reason why someone who loves to sing, doesn't anymore. Or why someone who dressed so differently now wears standard clothing. Or why someone who always spoke of their dreams so wildly is now silent about them.

Useful reminder that the "Mary Sue" trope is a writing problem, not a character problem. And also one you don't need to worry about if you're just writing for fun. youtu.be/H2-GIY9RTqU I highly recommend the entire Trope Talk series by @overlysarcastic.bsky.social by the way!

Does anybody know of any furry themed wall calendars you'd recommend? Any furry artists who print calendars? Let me know!

Dec 26th in the gift exchange line: "Yeah hi, so yesterday some dude gave me this heart, but..."

For Christmas during the you-know-what 😷, my parents gave me and my siblings each a giant package of TP. Kinda grimly humorous but also genuinely useful, lol! Since then it's become a tradition for them to give us the same thing each year! 😂

"WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!?!?" Dumbledore asked calmly.

Go home Santa, you're drunk.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know.

A Secret Santa art piece I made for Pom Pom the blue jay! I had so much fun with this one! Got to experiment with some new brushes! And also I just like drawing birds. ^>^ FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/63408632/

Nothing bonds a friend group like a pact between Christmas bulbs at a dive bar. 💡🍸😆 What other dramatic “ride-or-die” rules would holiday decorations swear by after a few drinks? #GuigarChristmasCountdown

“Business! Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were all my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!” (A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens)

Making Christmas fudge with my boy. Him: "Oh Dad, I wanted to pour in the chocolate chips, but that's okay." I love how kids can be passive aggressive without even meaning it, lol! 😂

I got the mug I won from a raffle in @merlekoz.com's stream! Just in time for Christmas cocoa! ☺️☕

Fra-gee-lay! Must be Italian!

In many ways I cling to being a kid, and probably will until I die. The key is to strive to be childlike (never stop learning, keep your sense of wonder, always make time to play), rather than childish (selfish and self-centered, wanting everything handed to you, emotionally volatile).

Ian the gecko achieved his lifelong dream of appearing on the hit gameshow Jeopardy and meeting his hero, the GOAT himself, Ken Jennings! Ian asked me to depict Ken as a breed called the Kinder goat because it originates from Washington State, which is where Ken was born!

Before A.I. "Pics or it didn't happen!" After A.I. "Pics and it didn't happen!"

No man, seriously. Am I weird? You can't handle the truth! I'll have what she's having. As you wish.

🧵 A question I got a lot when I came out as bi was some variant of "How does this affect your marriage?" In fairness I can see how some might wonder. After 13+ years of marriage why would I suddenly discover an attraction to men? Truth is I don't know. But I know it's real, and I'm not afraid of it.

PERFECT SCORE!! ...wait. *dies*

Apple Exec: We need an ad for the iPhone 17 Pro. Marketing: Easy! Exec: Without using A.I. Marketing: Oh… Can we use skrunkly animal puppets? Exec: *slams hands on table* NOW THAT'S WHAT I PAY YOU FOR!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-avO...

Time to update my will to say "Under no circumstances is anyone to create an A.I. version of me, please I don't want to spend the rest of eternity locked in a Black Mirror episode!!!"

Just watched ADC Ep 7 and immediately screamed into a pillow. Good times!

I just had the classic "All my teeth are falling out" dream. Looking forward to tomorrow night's "Taking a test I didn't study for in my underwear" dream.

WIP of a commission for Ian McGecko!

I made myself on HeroForge! I think it turned out good! The only part I couldn't get right was my whiskers. I tried using a mustache, but it just looked silly! *giggles* That's okay! I'm ready to read you some bedtime stories and then lie down on the cool grass and watch the stars with you! 😊✨

Absolutely ADORABLE animation made by a French supermarket! Perfect for the holidays! :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jza...

Peanut butter cake, my beloved. 🤤 Made by my mom for my birthday!

Don't delete your alligator himbo. 🐊💚

🧵 "Introducing the VoxPhone from VoxTek, with new features designed especially for parents. Tired of keeping your little snots entertained? The VoxPhone has you covered, with innovative features clinically proven to keep the gremlins glued to the screen for hours on end!" ⤵️ #hazbinHotel

Was quoting a Phoebe and her Unicorn comic to my kids, and my son goes, "Oh I've seen that one! I've seen all the Phoebe and her Unicorn comics." 😁 @danasimpson.com

This is adorable! 🥰 Thank you so much! 😁

Been a while since I tried something animated. It's simple, but it brings the image to life in a subtle way!

Share your knowledge if/when you can. Teaching other people how to do what you do doesn’t lessen your art - it just means more and better art for everyone. I appreciate when people are willing to tell me about their brushes, how they study, etc… I want to put that back out into the world.

Happy Fursuit Friday! You hungry? I have dino nuggies to share! 😋🦕🍗

Throwback Thursday! (2019) It's starting to cool off our there. Make sure you stay warm! A drawing featuring @niclliz.bsky.social!