Uhhhhhhhm

I currently have long hair and a long beard I usually change it up every few years, e.g.: Passport photo is short hair, long beard DL is long hair, clean shave ...and my DL is due to renew later this year. And after zero haircuts since Covid hit, I'm... maaaaaybe... getting tired of all this hair.

If I let one of my teams design, develop, and go to prod with a substantial feature change and that was the first time we checked if anybody wanted it and the answer turned out to be a resounding "NO", I'd be having some REAL uncomfortable convos with my leaders.

I wish the Hoodwinked movies could get remade. They're pretty funny and had surprisingly A-List casts, but maaaan that animation is ROUGH. It's not even like endearingly bad - even if you like the models and look, the actual animation is just objectively poor. Also, Weinstein Co 🤮

Marinara and Ranch Sour Cream and Salsa Ketchup and Mayo All the best dips are pink: Something red, something white. It's just science.

It is hard being the type of person who finishes off the final boss with a huge cache of healing items and super weapon ammo left over in inventory that I was avoiding using "just in case"... ...and trying to plan to burn all my PTO within the year without having to like, take all of December off.

Got my car worked on at a dealership recently and they emailed me a 3mo free trial offer for SiriusXM lol

Also using THAT song with THAT shot was sure A Choice lol. Both in the sense of "they know what they're doing to some people here" But Also "no fucking way they can put this on the soundtrack haha".

Dang Super Mario Galaxy movie was so much better than it should’ve been what the heck. :D

I played It Takes Two with somebody who was the worst at this (and also generally bad at games heh). They would count as if the count were only for them, to psyche themselves up, but it meant that the go signal was always a surprise to me: "Okay. Oooooone...twooooo...oooo...oooooo........THREE!" 🤦‍♂️

Every shell and terminal emulator ever with 100% confidence that they're doing the right thing for the user: ^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A

While I was trawling the depths of my YouTube bookmarks trying to figure this out, I ran across that furry "Peanut Butter Jelly" music video. That thing just passed 10 years old ye gods.

I wish there were a way for an AI to observe all media I consume but NOT creepily share that info with any third party. It would be so fucking handy for tip-of-my-tongue type questions like "What was that song I was really into like seven years ago. The music video was black and white?"

Tried not to re-use any so some games would really be in multiple slots but are in their Mostest slot only. Fav Protag was hardest; I mainly play games where protag is a blank slate OR it's a party. Freeman is the cop-out answer haha. Eve Online I mean the original soundtrack by Jon Hallur

Gesaffelstein - Pursuit is on a few playlists so I hear it fairly often, but just now watched the music video for the first time in a long time and...dang it feels Very Much like an AI demo video, even though it's way older. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSi...

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny

Trying and failing to go to grubhub three freaking times in a row because brain / muscle memory + address bar history keeps autocompleting and hitting enter on github. Stupid brain I do not want code, I want food! 😋

Mmm, surprise thunder with a bit of rain smells nice. Eating a can of sardines and watching doggo galump around in the yard (he loves rain hehe). This is nice. :)

Somebody scheduled a before-normal-hours meeting tomorrow, so I decided I should slip off early this afternoon. *realize it's already a half hour after my normal off time* Well fuck me. Guess I'm dipping out EXTRA early tomorrow.

Perk of generally being more into pinups / teasy / suggestive arts than all-out explicit stuff is artists who paywall alt versions will often post the (imho) best version as a lure, mwahaha.

The two truths: 1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it. 2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.

The ramp-up time from "fun new li'l con" to "Big Con" sure is fast these days, heck.

Sometimes when I feed my dog a large treat (like chicken jerky strips, because they're too big to eat in just a bite), when he takes it from my hand he makes the sort of breathy eating sound effect from Morrowind - *OMF* - and it cracks me up every time haha.

Just had a bit of a lightbulb moment realizing that the vibes of people who get caught up in like Avon or Cutco or whatever are A Lot like the vibes of people who start making money on OnlyFans.

The occasional post from wholesome-type furries doing bright playful wholesome things at LVFC is hilarious whiplash next to what I see most of y'all posting haha.

I avoid Outer Wilds spoilers because part of me still wants to beat that game and thinks I will someday. But another part of me hates, haaaaaates, scary sea monsters and that part of me talks me out of picking it up again every time I think about it. So I'm stuck in this limbo. :/

Getting my 128,060mi engine replaced on Kia's dime lol fuck yes. Been holding my breath for most of 2 weeks waiting to see if it'd get approved.

Who's the new guy? It's Sly! Giving a warm welcome to Sly the coyote this #FursuitFriday 🥰 #Furry #Fursuit

Another week where I kinda want to take Friday off but at the same time it's going to be a pretty chill Friday anyways and there's low-stress things I can pick away at. I *do* need to figure out how to burn I think 13 days excess PTO (above what I've already planned) this year tho. 🤔

Weirdly tempted to play Skyrim. I don't think I've touched it in years. I never did finish it. Hrrrrrrmmmmmm. I think my brain just wants a Brain Off game but also something that I haven't already played to death.

Flipping back and forth between two different tenants with near-identical resources in Azure is a huge PITA. I've resorted to setting one up as dark mode and one as light mode so I can be Extra Sure which one I'm looking at. Thank god this is only for a couple-few months.

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

It's frustrating that my car's been in the shop for over a week now and probably for at least a week or two to come, but...I mean realistically couldn't have picked better timing haha.

When your tea gets cold and you've only drank half the cup so you reheat it but also refill it and put a new tea bag in there with a little extra milk and honey so you get like...a cup of tea that's Extra Everything. c:

Some component(s) in my headset are making this jingle-jangle sound every time I take a step. I dunno if it's new or if it's always done that and I only just now noticed but now I can't not notice it. I feel like an old-west gunslinger with jangly spurs on heh. 🤠 It's making me crazy.

> This training is due in June Oh whew got like half a year to do it nbd > ...in 66 days 😬🫠

Gearing up for a Very Lazy weekend by making a big batch of spaghetti. 😋

There's always this period where I know a thing to be true but have to sit with it for a while before I make any changes based on it, but I can feel it coming. RN it's coming to terms with doing literally anything that isn't on a computer for 2 - 6 hours a day reliably makes me feel more alive 🧵1/3

lmao

6pm, Me, An Idiot: I should wash all my bedding. It'll be dry before bedtime easy 10:45pm, Me, Even Idioter: Oh fuck I forgot about the dryer I am getting verrrrrry sleepy and my main comforter is damp (one dryer cycle) and the other one is soggy (still chilling in the washing machine) :C

Found out you can use the Preview app on your computer to create an actual signature using your phone and then apply it to any PDF (even if it's not set up as an editable form), huzzah.

wisdom from a youtube video

Oldie but a goodie. I need to get a good one for my tiger one of these days.

Bottom-right quadrant was hardest by far.

Boot up computer, log in, start Steam, then meander off and get distracted for half an hour. Come back, sit down to play. "Update Queued" C'mon Steam wtf have you been doing for the last 30min? >:C

You might think Asparagus gives you stinky pee. But have you tried. PICKLED asparagus? 😈 fr tho I forgot I had that at lunch and was worried for a sec there haha

It was Eric Prydz - Everyday. Luckily it was stuck in my head because I'd been listening to it recently and was able to dig it up from listening history because never in a million years would I have remembered otherwise. :P

I don't exactly love the idea of mind-reading tech but maaaaaan it would be so cool if there were Shazam for electronic songs that I can play in my brain but can't really hum or remember any lyrics if there even are any. :P

I’m generally fairly frazzled right now as most of us are, but this dropped today and is frisson-worthy, frazzled or not! youtu.be/CtpzwdR9hco?...

Looking at my registrar account and remembering I bought afterdark.social forever ago and then never did anything with it 🤔