If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

Comedians who have accepted this contract and are going to be at the "Riyadh Comedy Festival" include, lol, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Bill Burr, Aziz Ansari, Gabriel Iglesias, and Louis CK

The Ram AMERICA!!!!! commercial feels especially tone deaf right now... I mean, truck commercials are always a little extra, but that one just doesn't work right now.

Maybe the people whose entire job is to lead and legislate should be making the plans. Just a wild thought

Vickie from #Jeopardy explains her Final wager in yesterday's episode: www.reddit.com/r/Jeopardy/s...

Who wore it better?

#JeopardyBlindGuess Scientists: Who is Rosalind Franklin?

We regret to inform everybody that, due to a clerical error, we have become the party of socalism, which means everything will become southern California. We totally, like, regret the inconvenience, dudes. Our bad.

The LIV Golf of comedy

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which you were probably throwing away thinking it caused autism Forgive me I had a headache so hurty and so strong

Then: Sic semper tyrannis Now: Sick, simpering tyrants

Garrett from Community in Jeopardy! what?

Poker player goes all-in on #Jeopardy and puts the game out of reach. Familiar story? Maybe. Sorry, though, James; this one's cuter.

just heard Jeopardy by The Greg Kihn Band and remembered that I know the lyrics to @alyankovic.bsky.social's I Lost On Jeopardy much better

Just watched last night's Jeopardy! and Garrett from Community was one of the contestants and they didn't acknowledge it! We could've found out who the Ass Crack Bandit was!

#Thrice Game #819 → 7 points. 🎲: 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ [Bracket City] September 25, 2025 Rank: 💼 (Power Broker) ❌ Wrong guesses: 1 Total Score: 98.0 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Connections #837 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 #Globle Sep 25, 2025 🌎 = 4 #Redactle #1268 17/76.5% contexto.me #1103 46 🟩🟩 16 🟨 12 🟥🟥 18

This #WeakestLink question from Monday was also a question that I missed at pub trivia last week (without the Oscar part). The Trivia-Industrial Complex is personally attacking me.

Everybody remember for when you're on Jeopardy! It's "GoldenEye 007" but "007 First Light"

If you're already blocking someone why do you need to add them to multiple "I don't like their content" lists?

I saw an Oilers sticker on a car outside my doctor's office today. That team just won't leave me alone!

i have engraved my entire manifesto on a series of bullet casings, but then i dropped the ammo box and they're all jumbled up in order wise and i don't have it in me to sort it out again

Yes, US Government. Please promote fascism with an unauthorized use of copyrighted material owned by one of the most famously litigious corporations on the planet, I’m sure this will end well…

Oops, a 2024 study showing there's not even an association between Tylenol use during pregnancy and autism. Oh no, accidentally sharing the link to the study of 2.48 million children noooooooo jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

I'm sure Bluesky will be completely normal about this old drinking bowl

If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

i demand to see the manager of this rapture

And just like that, @learnedleague.com #LL106 is finished. After this sleep I'll find out if I've finally won an A Rundle title!

I'm convinced that #Survivor invented the word "conniving"

#Rockies #CoorsField

I stood maybe 10 yards behind Dennis Rodman in the security line at SeaTac Airport once

#Jeopardy #JeopardyBlindGuess Who was Eugene V. Debs?

#Jeopardy continuing a tradition of video clues read by extremely handsome men with equally handsome voices. @arishapiro.bsky.social

I can now go back to proudly saying that my appearance on Jeopardy is streaming on Hulu www.pbs.org/newshour/art...

Subtly downgrade a band. Blue Man Duo

I admire everyone who canceled the NY Times but there are other kinds of activism too (doing ANTIFA as my first word on days when it’s in Spelling Bee)

[Bracket City] 9/21/2025 Rank: 👮 (Chief of Police) ❌ Wrong guesses: 4 👀 Peeks: 1 🛟 Answers Revealed: 1 Total Score: 72.0 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ #Thrice Game #815 → 10 points! 🎲: 3️⃣❌3️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ #Connections #833 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Daily #Squardle #1326 2/4 Weekly Squardle #178 5/7 #Redactle #1264 49/77.6%

I recently spoke to JOEL MCHALE about MST3K, his guest appearance on Season 11 as Doug McClure, and what it was like growing up with the show. Also learn what his dog got up to during our chat!

🎶 killing me softly with dank memes 🎶 🎶 killing me softly 🎶 🎶 with dank memes 🎶

I finally found The Actual Ruling, via Democracy Docket. The media should be f***ing ashamed of themselves. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Every time someone makes that dumbass argument, a Lil Jon voice jumps in my head: STATES RIGHTS FOR WHAT

If you have concerns about trans people in sports, I encourage you to listen to Tested by @reveleth.com.

Cathy Rigby McCoy shares about her picture being on The Voyager! Hosts: J. Keith Van Straaten & Helen Hong Guests: Cooper Barnes & Larissa FastHorse Experts: Cathy Rigby McCoy & Anne Bryant 📸M.C. Valada @maximumfun.org @laist.com

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY: Answers in the Form of Questions: A Definitive History and Insider's Guide to Jeopardy! by Claire McNear. This delivers on its sub-title with fascinating information on near every aspect of the game. 9-17-25.

I did Anna Garcia's #Connections from her @dropout.tv @smartypantsshow.bsky.social presentation 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦

#Jeopardy -It was incredibly fun! A lifelong dream come true! -We taped it the first week of August in the LA area. 5 episodes a day -I get to keep the money I won in my 1st game but got $2000 for finishing 3rd in the next one (which was the following day, not a week later)

There's older episodes on Peacock if you still want your fill without supporting Disney