Accidentally told people how I really feel today in real life as months of unspoken thoughts came spilling out. Hopefully minimum issues. We'll see, I guess.

Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster

I really do like the analogy because the grunts in the army of the Potomac from 1861-1863 had to grind it out under incompetent leadership until the union found Grant, and that kinda feels like what’s going on with the dem party rn…

Th only near good thing in my life for decades was a bored housewife whose attraction to me was mostly out of whack hormones and I even pushed that away because of some misplaced sense of morality. We would’ve crashed and burned, obviously, so at least I made the less messy choice for once.

child rape victim goes to the justice store but all they have left on the shelves are some old gay jokes

I’ve now come to accept that the democrats are sincerely a controlled opposition party. They more align with my views, but the dishonest senate capitulation this week made me stop saying I’m a democrat after 25 years.

wait but this is actually me (here is the mouse and his art)

Today is the birthday of Martin Nodell (Nov. 15, 1915-Dec. 9, 2006), Golden Age comic artist & creator of the original Green Lantern, Alan Scott.

I’ve just right now, hot off the dang presses, added these two creatures to my Rodents gallery, the best rodents gallery in the north Norwich region people are saying. (Original art for sale) 🐇 👀 www.chloecumming.com/rodents

Huh. Maybe I’m not as dumb as I think I am sometimes. Looks like I might have chosen the wrong career, though.

They found a dead body in the field together as a family, a memory to treasure forever.

That the POTUS conducts official business through social media posts is so...almost dissociative in its lack of normalcy? Like dream logic; the zeitgeist as a full psychotic break.

"Behind each of these images, in fact, God had disappeared." - The Perfect Crime

I wonder if this was in response to the fed doubting a once certain rate cut in December, crypto crashing, and a NASDAQ drop all happening at once making them fear they might pop the AI bubble (assuming it’s a bubble)

Trump most identifies with the chandelier

Jokes on them because according to my evangelical parents I can talk to Satan for free anytime I talk to anyone who’s gay

I was a better person back when I smoked cloves and I’m sure there’s a correlation

I’ve had women hammer my pelvis with their clits 100 times harder than this.

Les Claypool was hatched outta one of these

Being punched in the face by Stephen Miller is the funniest thing Musk will ever do and, in his defense, it's far funnier than any joke 90% comedians will ever tell. Truly one for the ages, like Carlin's seven dirty words bit.

Pope's gonna have to consider calling a crusade again

"Thus, lacking the real, it is there that we must aim at order." - Simulacra and Simulation

I once was invited to steal another man’s life, it was nearly demanded of me, and it was almost everything I ever wanted, with someone I wanted, but I couldn’t and wouldn’t, on reflection. It was the most I was ever tempted. Not even prospects of millions to billions of dollars tempted like me that

Yet further proof of my tinfoil hat science fiction idea that spacetime inverts at singularities and that’s where our universe comes from!

Epstein's only talent was he knew that men with huge egos but disgusting bodies and nonexistent social skills are easy to honeypot and their self-awe will convince them that they weren't even as subconsciously they know

We’re all getting dumber but at least I can admit it

My fav Texas thing is performative “freedom.” Can you buy THC edibles or have an abortion? Hell, no! But we’ll be goddamned if some hippie is gonna tell you you don’t have the right to get your groceries in single use plastic bags!

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

after many such attempts, maybe they finally broke it

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Market can’t crash if no one knows what the real numbers are (taps temple with index finger until skull caves in to reveal a land of wind and ghosts)

War, what is it good for? Getting people to maybe stop talking about how the president's a pedophile, I guess. Maybe?

Authoritarian personality types feel stronger emotions usually with regard to "the other" and marked by fear/disgust, and as such they "feel" that authoritarian personalities are the normal in an instinctual way and the natural order of things; that nature operates from a top down hierarchy.

You're a cosmologist but you haven't even been to the one star near by, to say nothing of all the other stars? Seems suspect.

A friendly audience

per the rule of cartoons/sitcoms, Fetterman should now be super liberal due to a second knock on the head

Toyota Corona, Japan (1968)

Matt Gaetz financially exploiting a homeless 17 year-old because she was saving up for braces is one big reason why Republicans don't want us to have universal health care or safety nets; they takes away the levers of control that enable them to be pedophiles

The fed is trying to whack Trump with a stick using interest rates to discourage him from blacking out various economic reports in the future. Probs more political than they would like, but then again he's going after fed chairs directly already.

a guy who worked on The Apprentice once told me he thought Trump might be the most evil person on earth, this was 2015, and I thought he was comically exaggerating (he said he was serious) and every new day proves that he was right

John Wilkes Booth kinda won. Assassinating Lincoln put Andrew Johnson in office who was sympathetic to the confederacy and went soft on Reconstruction and now we’re still fighting many of those battles from 150 years ago.

Look, classical economics seems to no longer be a thing, but feels like a market that keeps shooting up then diving down then shooting up then diving down then…is indicating instability

My fav meta moment is still in No Country for Old Men in the intro the VO mentions a judge who was killed which is a ref to a real life event with Woody Harrelson’s dad, and Harrelson is in the movie, so in the movie’s world there’s a real Woody as a kid out there as fake adult Woody is being shot

This is a bit like how the Cosby allegations only finally stuck once the first generation to not grow up with him came of age. There’s never been a lot of love from people too young to remember Bill Clinton in even the best of times.

It’s still hilarious that Patel thinks a podcaster would get into Valhalla.

Morally decent presidents just want to bomb children, not sleep with them.

Grifting is in the wanting, not the having. There ain’t no money in truth, but there are windfalls to be had in speculation (see also: crypto).