Reminder :

Recalled because too many kids accidentally hit the reset button, with results ranging from annoying (PB&J sandwiches) to traumatizing (any sort of lunch meat).

Yeah, arresting the guy who built the massive industrial scale CSAM production machine seems like something we have laws for and could do at any time we choose to.

Hi, I'm a cabin cruiser that decided to zip by your kayak at not quite flank speed.

Alejandro Jodorowsky's The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

"It's A Wonderful Life (Gonna Have a Good Time)", Fishbone, 1987. I think it showed up on one of the AL TV shows, where Weird Al Yankovic "took over" MTV for two hours. They're worth finding online, young padawan millennials and zoomers! youtu.be/aFXxTzFriTk

Nothing like a local measles flare-up to convince me not to go out and party on NYE for the first time this incarnation. Gonna be a new Joe this year, but they don't need organ damage.

The car next to me at a stoplight had two people literally bouncing up and down in their seats as they rocked out to some music I couldn't hear. I stared at them with a deadpan expression until one of them noticed, and then (while still stone faced) started bouncing in solidarity. They loled.

Whaddya know, graphic design actually IS someone's passion.

I'm a former professor of statistics unwillingly seconded to a government agency four years after "The Low-Probability Event" (where eight million people died on the same day from bizarre accidents) turned me into a recluse. Chuck Tingle, "Lucky Day"

Happy Llamamas to all and sundry!

Not seen: "Override safety protocols, code Picard-Sigma-Twelve."

I have a joke about Penelope but every time I tell it, it unravels.

"What is patriotism, but the love of the car one was driven around in as a child?"

@colsonwhitehead.com - guess who has a crater on Pluto's moon Charon named after them? (Hint: it's not Edward Cullen.) planetarynames.wr.usgs.gov/Feature/15927

reverse vampire cowgirl

I named my fists Poynting and Robertson because they're going to send you spiraling to your doom.

The Germans have a word for it - Nudelnschreck.

Burying the lede here: POOR SOURCE OF PRASEODYMIUM

"What is this 'seven oh' ad that keeps popping up on YT? Is it the new Temu?" (looks at all the search suggestions that show up around it as soon as I type it)

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: California condor Beaver Bald eagle Moon jellies Elephant seal

Post something random or you'll have an awful December.

THE LITTLEST OF BABIES. LIKE A MARSUPIAL BEAN, BUT SMA- hell, let's go full tunicate larva.

Introduce yourself in four spaceships.

See, now I feel like I've made it.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Apparently a post I made several months ago went a little viral, so howdy to any visitors! I've got some board games, and the pizzas should be here soon. I need to run to the storage area to get some more chairs though. Won't be a sec.

Didn't plan on starting the weekend by posting pictures of infant tombstones from the local ghost town cemetery in response to some antivax idjits over on the Zuckersite, but here we are.

There once was a Large Language Model That held all the tech bros in awe-dul But once someone pashed it A few lines of Nash, it Promptly showed its fundament caudal.

ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say. "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

Honey, the new Sutter Cane novel just manifested!

Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

Since it's Trans Awareness Week, I figure it's time to tap the "occasional pronouns" sign again. 😁 🏳️‍⚧️ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🔲◻️◻️◻️◻️◻️◻️ 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

OMW to a showing of one of the classic Star Trek movies with William Shatner as a guest. Can you guess which one?

And Jacob did call the Angel of the LORD a dirty cheater and a jerkface, but the Angel proclaimed unto the heavens that he was rubber and Jacob was glue, and the curse did bounce off of the Angel and stuck to Jacob, much to his distress.

(groans a bit)

Why must they keep threatening us with a good time?

No wonder I'm feeling so arch at nights.

Mamdanj is going to implement Shirred Eggs law. Everyone will have to have their eggs baked until the whites are set and the yolks are runny, and then served in a ramekin.

CRITICAL SUCCESS

Lolth, Demon Queen of Spiders has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF.

@professorbigfoot.bsky.social - respect from a Balloon Juice lurker!

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social - not sure if this is you

Doing his b̶e̶s̶t̶ worst Sans fight imitation. (Sans - heck, Papyrus would make a better Speaker. Flowey would be on par.)

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

It's the Adventure of Pete and Peat! Starting Pete, Pete's brother Peat, and Anthracite (Peat's girlfriend).

Nineteen Eighty-Farfalle

This would be the New Edinburgh level.

Kenneth Leland Morgan.