rrrrrrrrrrrrr give the hat some fish

Hot Jupiter Chthonic Hycean Unicron

If I get in Jeopardy and do well, there will be signs (although with a different logo).

Guess I'd better make it a GOOD one. (starts looking for a power line to dig near)

#dimension20 - A story in four acts:

I've done that.

Oscar Wilde tier stuff here.

(thunder hits) Somebody feed Thor.

There were signs.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Step 1: become the only person making decisions at all of the companies my wealth is utterly dependent on Step 2: descend into the deepest k hole anyone has ever gone into Step 3: weods ejs hardh tjr thls phebe hefk gidme

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed! One fell off but was saved by Fred (the Monkey)!

The Violet Empress is a hell of a service top.

The Big E: My son, you have betrayed me, your brothers, and our people. Horus: Should we really be talking about this? THE DOW IS OVER 50,000.

Pat Tillman

My dad called it "premature blonde".

So was that guy in the Nerds commercial a de-aged Dennis Quaid? I might be out of the loop here.

The "Unoriginal Six" frigates of the US Navy: USS Chesavalley USS Undersecretary of Stone Fruits USS Asterism USS States USS House Subcommittee on Stone Fruits USS Charisma (known to her crew as "The Mighty Dump Stat")

A self-sullying ICE creep goon.

A Haiku Need forks, you get spoons. Look for spoons and you find forks. Least there's symmetry. 🌸

In the unlikely event of a water landing, your Portuguese man-of-war also serves as a flotation device.

I am retiring from public life to become an emission nebula.

Something something party's final, most essential command

Yeah, 34 seconds in. youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg

Friends, lovers, companions...dyeing time's here.

So I accidentally put cumin in my coffee instead of cinnamon this morning. Surprisingly not that bad. Hope the rest of the day can keep up.

Copying the link so I can look at it later because I have stuff to do and I could read through the individual item descriptions all day.

"So you're saying there's still a chance?"

no bloody fun at all

Next time I'm by Dollar Tree to get my sign stuff, I need to make sure to grab some leather panels. My tweed coat's elbows are getting kinda worn.

I enjoy coin collecting, but I'm in it mostly for the history and am in no way a precious metal bug. But this looks...anomalous.

Hey there are a lot of new values of X for "Fuck X!", but the oldies are still there.

Yes, Virginia, there are differences between the two major parties.

I'm 💯% certain Bobson Dugnutt would be posting anti-ICE memes from the 2-bedroom home he bought in Pittsfield, Massachusetts after retiring from the Nintendo majors and taking a job coaching the local town ball reenactment squad. Also close to a good hunting area.

Loose schedule for my upcoming long weekend Wed night - karaoke Thu - color hair, take online Jeopardy test, commit to diet, manifest servitors to aid me Fri - see the MADE museum & USS Potomac in DT Oakland Sat - see Sketchfest in DT SF Sun - remember servitors, attempt to power them down, lament

Younger generations have fallen out of love with Bill Cosby because they have fallen out of love with Jello pudding and amiable sitcom dads.

"May God bless and keep the Tsar...far away from us!"

Who wants to bet Stephen Baxter is going to run into trouble trying to get into the US (assuming he'd want to) because some Reich young thing sees this?

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

Everybody's sublimating for the weekend...

I like living in a walkable neighborhood. Walk to work, walk to the library, walk to the store, walk to the protest in front of the ICE courthouse...

Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy. True true. (I disagree with the following one though. Lay on the wordplay! 🔥)

A fascinating thread on one instructor's attempt to deal with the rampant plagiarism and wrongness (in both senses of the word) caused by ChatGPT and other LLMs. Spoiler: it doesn't involve buggy AI detectors!

"A big strong man came up with tears in his eyes and said 'Thank you for stopping the carbon tetrachloride from coming out of the sink'."

Big "How much can a banana cost? Ten dollars?" vibes.

stupid Omelas

I have no formal art education. But I love drawing cartoons of prehistoric critters and hope they resonate with people.

"moral arc repair tech tree prerequisites"

Stay aware, alert, and prepared. Iceout.org is an informative site where you can see real time witness reports of ICE and their locations: observed, active, and critical. It is more important than ever to share these resources. Do not ignore what is happening.