No doubt written in the traditional papal summer residence, Castel Gandolfo.

AI has achieved Narm in its true original sense. youtu.be/BUKitnsWuR8

Doctor Octopus: "All right, I admit I mishandled the branding. A clear win for the purveyor of confectionaries."

Nah.

Nobody tell him about sandwiches. WE CANNOT ALLOW THE OLIGARCHY TO RUIN BÁHN MI

"Bring your own blue laser."

I hear they're rebranding as "Radio Ixion" with a 24-hour Journey marathon. youtu.be/MxGEVIvSFeY

no you dont understand AI is cheap because we wrote down the costs in a different place and then didnt look in that place

I would like vast cosmic energies to manifest around me in the form of a loud oversized blackbird - the Kirby Grackle.

“We don’t want lower bread prices, we don’t want higher bread prices, we don’t want unchanged bread prices— we want National Socialist bread prices.” - mid-20th century Central European political communicator quoted by Peter Drucker in The End of Economic Man.

QWOP 2: ASKL

Funny, there are humans around who do the same job and WON'T miss hundreds of names.

PSA because I'm tired of this 🧵

Scrappy Doo greenlit the live-action ATLA movie.

The Religious Right is desperate these days to pretend that "Christian Nationalism" is (1) a recently-invented term and (2) a pejorative invented by their enemies, but neither of those claims is remotely true. Here's a short thread, but I'm sure other historians will have examples too.

Auchincloss is fairly conservative for someone representing a district that hasn't elected a Republican in 80 years. But both of his parents are immunologists, so he's probably seen and heard some stuff and he is NOT having it today.

Pick a new Bond from the photos already on your phone.

You might end up with a new antibiotic, or you may end up The Last of Us. It's all part of the fun! 🎰☣️

Come get a Laika comic!

(L-R) Tav, Shadowheart, Boo, Withers, Karlach, and Minthara

"Folks, I think we're dealing with a rogue passerine. Possibly a dark-eyed junco with a grudge."

It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great

You: please act normal, you need these people to like you Me: ok People: Me: Before the IAU "rationalized" the constellations in 1930, some star charts included Rangifer the Reindeer, Globus Aerostaticus the Balloon, and Turdus Solitarius the Thrush.

Chad Johnson is CEO of 'Grain Weevil'. His son did robotics competitions in high school, which inspired this little fella that breaks up hardened surfaces & levels grain to ensure it behaves like a liquid, avoids clumping. This probably saves 10-30 human lives a year. NO BOOTS IN THE GRAIN.

Teela: He-Man needs our help! Bird Guy: it doesn’t seem like he does Teela: shut up bird guy

Slightly increase a band. Soundhobbyfarm

This is one layperson's opinion but maybe this is one part of the global economy we shouldn't over-prioritize JIT on.

Karl Urban surviving to the end of what's honestly a fantasy film - could this be what sets the course of history back to where it should be after the Cubs winning the World Series sent it askew?

At last, some context for this problem.

Post your warning sign.

In the "Dixie" universe from GURPS, they call it* The Long Drum Roll. *USA-CSA cold war

Laid in some sourdough starter Monday and it's getting a little bakery in here.

And that's how you end up with a coaching opportunity.

The ending...💯

Seven, Maybe Eight Stories Tops

Yttrium, Ytterbium, Terbium, and Erbium.

Ai ai ai!

The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford And Grogu

Special edition for loyal patriots

Well shucks.

"Yeah boss, made it nice and abyssal just like you asked."

Just laying it out here now - the person involved in last night's excitement was (like myself) a Caltech alumnus, so any mention of "DEI" being written down somewhere should be taken in stride. dabney.caltech.edu/wiki/doku.ph...

This is what useless American journos needs to be called from now on - pocket squares.

I CALLED IT!

Proof of l̶i̶f̶e̶ soup

(looks up) oh fer frak's sake (goes back to making soup)

The FB algorithm: "I am inevitable."

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Adding necromancy to the list of charges...