Like 12 years ago I heard a guy walking past me on the street say into his phone “cats be acting a way on the internet I’ve never seen a cat act in real life” and I think he was talking tough but I like to imagine he was being amused by the amazing antics of cats in cat videos

Trump and Infantino met with loud booing.

Telemundo anchor in Spanish: “finally, facing a deafening booing, the president of the United States appears…” 🤣

Timothy Charles Simons (the guy who played Jonah Ryan on Veep) shared some really good advice he got from Julia Louis-Dreyfus (who played Elaine on Seinfeld): If someone (a fan) uses your character’s name, don’t engage. Ignore. youtu.be/UZ6sobuYc8Q?... Good advice for us would be: don’t do that 😬

I’m never going to Like your dead-pet post. My Discover Feed is already mostly Pet Sematary, are you crazy?! I’d never touch a post like that or indicate in any way I wanted more of it 🙂‍↔️ I want less. Preferably none 🙏 #CatSky #DogSky #PetSky

I love bringing math into it, bc that’ll only infuriate #Trump more 🤓🧮 #WorldCup

Be sure and check out new #ReelRank News staff #writer Kyle Quest’s new piece, covering the state of the union in the #DCU, from Creature Commados to Supergirl, with a look ahead towards Batmen still to come. blog.reelrank.net/what-is-the-... A must-read for any #DC #film 🧐 #FilmSky 🎥 #MovieSky 🎞️

For 2m just now, my #BlueSky showed 0 followers and 0 following with a blue @ for my pfp, and I had already made peace with being suspended again (for 2wks this time) when it finally just started loading normally again 😅😅😅 Follow @kcookandcatsco.bsky.social to prevent any interruptions in service 🤓

Can you guess this #Film we're watching from the first (ish) frame? 🎞️🤔 I'm not going to tag her, bc she'll see it soon enough anyway and she's 3-for-3 over the last few times I've done this, but this is DQ's to lose I think the Sony Pictures Classics card gives away the era 🤓 #FilmSky 📽️ #MovieSky

My cat is way meaner on #BlueSky than I am, but he’s never been suspended 😑 I think the next time I get suspended, it’s for 2 weeks, so by all means, follow Bowie that we don’t lose touch when that inevitably happens 🙏 #KCookandCatsCo

I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????

Boy, you can sure as shit count on #Trump voters to call it “Eye-ran,” even as they’re pondering wtf we’re doing there, or whether anyone here gives a shit about the Admin’s objectives in #Iran 😆 youtube.com/shorts/xeimr... Lefty media (like @ms.now) talking to disgruntled #TrumpVoters is a vibe 😎

If Spain wins, I want a calendar shoot where Yamal bathes Messi. Circle of life ⚽️

Lol nope 🙂‍↔️ My streamer-stealer has The Odyssey & it's promoting it on the front page, but it's evidently bootlegged from inside the v back of a theater by someone holding a handheld camera seemingly with their feet. This hot (!) crossed-bun's not ready yet; needs a little more time in the 🏴‍☠️ oven

I think some psychos watch these for the mishaps, but my fav #GirlWithTheDogs baths to watch are the ones where the dogs and cats (less frequent) are just totally into it, like this #golden 🤩 youtu.be/v8q_tWmnZPo?... Look at what a great time he’s having. He’s smiling! Such a good boy 🥰 #DogSky

I’m watching a dude who’s not much younger than me taking mental reps (with little 1/4-speed body movements simulating what he’ll do) over a 6-step stairway with a skateboard in the crook of his arm, and I’m just hoping so hard he’s not waiting for the bus to come take me before trying it 🙏 #PNW

Honestly, their relationship would be better if they actually hated each other. This was just the absence of ANY feeling or affection, & I’m sure if they read this they’d roll their eyes, but my heart BROKE for them. Lady got up & stomped off 4m before the dude finished eating to sit in the car 😳

Have I told you guys about my little #GoogleMaps project with #EzekielTheHedgehog? He’s a stuffed hedgehog, and a gift from my best friend Kalina’s kids (whom I love; great kids), so I take him everywhere and whenever I leave #LocalGuide reviews at restaurants, he’s in the photos 🥰 #PNW #Seattle

#GoogleMaps is so fuckin thirsty, y’all 😆 “Hey, thanks for your restaurant review! What about that other restaurant you got directions to? You probably ate there, too, right??” 🙄 #Google #UGC #LocalGuides

My buddy Kai and I are going to check out a restaurant called Garlic Crush that I’m excited about, and I was struck by the splendor of this kcmetro bus stop vista. Look, you can see a car on the road, and the roof of the bus stop, but it’s mostly trees and beauty (and a ditch, but oh, well) #PNW

Hey, #BlueSky is being weird about Likes today. I’m going back to stuff I know I Liked and it doesn’t show up, and ditto trying it a third time. It breaks my heart bc I’m a Like-giving fiend, you guys know that about me. This hurts my spirit (what an idiot might call my soul) 💔

Easiest “No, thanks!” Show-more moment eeeeever 🙂‍↔️

GURL.

Idk that it’s a widespread thing or reported on as such, but: I’ve had Jason Statham fatigue since whatever he did immediately after Snatch, the only thing I’ve ever liked him in and the only good art I think he’s contributed substantively and positively to 🤔 The fatigue grows, too 😑 #FilmSky 🎥

I will never tire of Jimothy art 🥰 #PNW #jimothy It’s so lovely that others seem to respond to him like I do, with affection and admiration 🥹

I'm catching up with @reelrank.bsky.social reviews from friends, and I just saw @crimsonjacklives.bsky.social's review for subsequent (not first-time) viewings of #Superman. review.reelrank.net/0000iq I agree wholeheartedly, both that it's excellent & that it's worth rewatching 🤓 #FilmSky 📽️ #Film

People keep making amazing art and memes about Jimothy and I want to share them, but they don't have alt text! This is Jimothy (the Seattle raccoon with a short spine so he looks like a head with legs) from the side, walking up a red vine-like flourish like a medieval marginalia illustration.

My Little Jimothy 🦝💖🌈✨

Some of you weren’t raised by PBS, and it shows.

This made me so happy 🥹 #DogSky

At the Jimmy Eat World concert in Seattle.

[suspiciously] “I don’t know what his values are, this Skibidi Toilet…” —Nick Mason, @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social 🤣

behold, jimothy

He is PERFECT ... #Jimothy

I’m so truly glad the 6.2K of you that I follow are here (especially the 4.2K of you that follow me back) 🥰 #BlueSky 🦋

Quick, one guess as to what activity/event Andrew Tate was on his way to host when he was in arrested (in Miami, which is a huge hint) ☝️

I’ve not yet begun to tire of all the Jimothy art, and, if anything, I’m only more and more gratified to see his legend and Q-score grow 🤩 #PNW #jimothy

Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.

It’s incredibly small and incredibly astroturfed.

GOOOOOOOOOOL MBAPPE! 4-3, AND Mbappe is in golden boot territory now. WOWOWOW!!

I think Rust Cohle might be my favorite character in all of fiction 🤔

Did y’all know there was a Sons of Confederate Veterans group? Like, that’s not a list someone else is keeping. They call themselves that, and put on events & stuff 🤯 youtube.com/shorts/OlAJv... & apparently there exists (in #GA, natch, Stone Mountain) a memorial to fallen CONFEDERATE soldiers 😑

Remember, both the Iliad and the Odyssey were originally audiobooks.

This is a long thread, but a must-read from start to finish. Statement from an ex-wife of David Brouillette, #ICE, and it’s as powerful and profound a public statement as I’ve heard.

Are y’all subscribed to @samindy4.bsky.social over on YouTube? I just got a very-cute Katydid blep in my feed 🤩😛 youtube.com/post/UgkxMcv... #CatSky #cats #cat

Janne is a fascinating follow on #letterboxd 🤩 I think I gleaned from his Evil Dead Rise review that some of his artwork was featured in that #film? boxd.it/49yQUh Wild stuff. I’ve just been reading what he’s been up to for, like, 10 minutes now 😅 #FilmSky 🎥 #HorrorSky 👻

I need to start listening to my own advice. If I don't enjoy a book, I don't have to finish it. This isn't English class.

Guess what we don’t do around here? Edgy, mean-to-Jimothy jokes. Get fucked 😤

Pretty hard to shock me, but that is so vulgar I’ve literally never heard anyone say it before (I bet no one I know has ever thought it, either), and I won’t repeat it, which… I mean, you guys know me. That means it’s *pretty* awful 😳 NATURALLY it’s fucking #Texas 🤦‍♀️ #TX #Republicans #GOP

GUYS I NEED YOU TO KNOW ABOUT JIMOTHY He's a little raccoon with short spine syndrome in Seattle and we all must love and protect him