Still no Rapture? If only the Lord were as punctual as He is wrathful. Glory!

I think the reason I’m so out of sorts lately is that I’ve been writing about #CharlieKirk & shit, & I’m a #FilmCritic. Need to touch filmic grass. I’m going to do either #FordVFerrari or #TheImitationGame as rewatches next; what do y’all reckon? Any preference/guidance? 🤔 #FilmSky #Film #movies

Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach. To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat. And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.

… isn’t this the place with the #handbags that drive white ladies to kill each other? 🤔 Always unsettling to find this sort of thing so close to home 😬 #Hermès #Birkin #bellevue #pnw #alttext

#Trump: “… is that OK?” #JonStewart: “NO, that’s not okay! We’d like a second opinion! And a third pronunciation!” 🤣 Legend. Love seeing Jon back behind the desk for these awful moments. youtube.com/shorts/ZhbNH... #lol #MAHA #acetaminophen #tylenol #autism

Every time I write something flattering about a #filmmaker (in this case, @jamesgunn.bsky.social, returning again to his #Superman, which I both loved & championed as a bellwether of #Joy) I have a fantasy they’ll read it somehow. But he’s on #BlueSky! 🤩 kcookandcatsco.medium.com/was-i-wrong-...

1 thing I’ve learned from watching @acollierastro.bsky.social ‘s videos is: #Storytelling IS communicating, & w/out being an effective #sciencecommunicator, a #storyteller of ANY kind (in my 🧠: me, #filmcritic & malcontent) is an archer w/ fewer arrows in-quiver, or a carpenter w/… too few hammers…

Oh guys, omg guys, omgomg 🤗 These are BOTH #karaoke standards of mine (for different situations/moods, obv, but perhaps I’d been thinking too narrowly!), & it’s like this #ThereIRuinedIt was MADE for me 🤩 youtube.com/shorts/N0xoR... #GeorgeStrait #Metallica #AmarilloByMorning #EnterSandman #Music

I'm not worried yet. Mock raptures had me projected as a 7th-round pick.

I would be so stoked to get the country back from the evangelicals, tbh.

Solid chance he doesn't know where he is

My eldest #cat occasionally spits #tseliot level nonsense #catphilosophy, if you’re for some reason interested in that 😆 #CatSky #catperson #KcookandCatsCo #graycat #catthoughts #jellicle

Got paid for my sleazy, whore work on behalf of 1 of the #bigtech corps that prefers to remain unnamed (🙄) testing their #VR #VideoGames for the, uh, NetaVerse (begrudgingly? the games are cool as fuck), & this is my idea of #abundance: Perhaps I’ll be inspired to #write 🤓 #formersexworker #writer

#Tariffs hit my #vapes. Now I’m feeling it. … I guess eggs, too, but it’s already been SO long since I just forsook those 😅 #Trump #economy #economics #voodooeconomics #GulotineMindset 😎

For moi?? Why, I love boxed #cats! 🤗 … nearly as much as the #KCookandCatsCo cats love BEING in boxes 🤣 #CatSky #catperson #cat

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

This might be a good time to remind everyone that I’ve written QUITE disparagingly of #Disney (mostly on #artistic terms, on which I’m best-qualified to judge) before: kcookandcatsco.medium.com/mufasa-movie... I have detested and only stolen from Disney for years bc they do evil shit with their $

Yeah I think it might be because #Disney released it to distract from #FreeSpeech concerns… Or maybe bc their reversal was AS COWARDLY AND CRAVEN as their initial suspension? Hard to tap into a sense of heroism and resistance when visibly, *provably* none exists there IRL 🤔 #Kimmel #ABC

MORE #KITTIES!! 🤩 Awwww what a lovely and heartwarming thing to see on whatever morning this is, probably Tuesday or Wednesday I’m not gonna look #CatSky #cats #catperson … she looks WORN OUT lol, jeeeez. I mean, you would, but even so 😅

Worst. Rapture. Ever.

I was pretty inarticulate the 1st time I said this, prompting someone to FryGIF me “Hmmm…” so I rephrased it 😅 I see movies for free. When I worked for #AMC (see my The Brutalist review for the lol story of how we parted ways), I saw in theatres for free. Now I stream/pirate! Which I’m proud of 😤

OMG I’VE MISSED HER SO MUCH 😭😭😭 Luther and I are having a spate, so I haven’t seen #ShowTheDog in days, & it was breaking my heart 💔 😭 It’s incredible when one of your favorite people in the world is always ALWAYS thrilled to see you 🥹 #DogSky #Dogs #Dog #Bellevue #pnwdogs #dogperson #doggo

Here’s how I interpret #Disney ‘s statement on the #JimmyKimmel reinstating: “In case anyone wasn’t sure we were cowards, we doubled down on our cowardice & avarice. We are more cowardly & afraid than you could imagine.” #Disney+ #Kimmel #ABC I hope literally nobody who canceled uncancels 😑

#CoryDoctorow doing the Lord’s work, i.e. substantive #writing on topics that matter, here #SolarEnergy, and this is the most optimistic and sanguine I’ve heard him be about anything in MONTHS, maybe years 😅 doctorow.medium.com/https-plural... #energy #renewables It’s not all good news tho 😬

#NeverForget: youtu.be/KjmjqlOPd6A?... I got so tickled w/ #Trump being utterly unable to pronounce #Acetaminophen or #pregnancy the other day that I went and looked up this old #GeorgeWBush clip for the lulz. A decidedly not-good dude, but I’ve met him & he’s CHARMING. Trump = CHARMLESS 😑 #MAGA

Got my eye on a few neighbor cats after the rapture. 🐈🐈🐈

Behold! The face of a coward ICE agent at Broadview, IL facility last week looking angry and scared after a lady pulled down his mask.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Congressmember @velazquez.house.gov has introduced a bill in Congress that would bar immigration agents from wearing facial coverings during enforcement actions. "This administration is out of control, and it's affecting everyone."

I just got thrown into an #AI tailspin by this 😵‍💫 I remembered the line was from #Interstellar, but went to get context on it before I commented, & found this #AIOverview from #Google: “‘Don’t let me leave, Murph,’ is not a line from Interstellar.” The next 4 results are all the line in context 😑

If the Rapture only happened to people who believe it is a real thing, this would be a much more pleasant and sane country to live in.

Dr. Collier convinced me — #Titanic is a #science #movie. I always thought it was a dumb, soapy #Romeo&Juliet style #lovestory about 2 teenagers who’d have never made it 5 years married, and it is, but it’s also #sciencecommunication 🤓 youtu.be/5l5KHIFIl7U?... I appreciate this #film more now 🤗

SURVEY: We value your feedback! ME: Brother, you do not want this.

Suckin on a chili dog suckin on chili dogs 🎶 Oh man, the bridge, when it’s cut-time & he REALLY leans into it… this is great 🤩 This is what I hoped #YouTube would be in, like, 2008-10 before it became what it mostly is. youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU?... #JackandDiane #Mellencamp #chilidogs #lol #SongSky

I came for Heater, stayed because she’s the most articulate, well-intentioned and brightest person I’ve encountered in politics in this country at any level (including my Texas state senator middle sister, who’s… fine) If I may, I find KA inspirational and energizing. One of the few.

Shades of “we have a saying in Texas, maybe you have it where you’re from…” 🤣 Bush, Jr. way more charming than this guillotine-fodder, though 😑 By the way, what are we WAITING for??? #GuillotineMindset 😎

One of many #songs I can’t wait to #sing to a pretty lady who likes me back someday 🤩 music.youtube.com/watch?v=8RpZ... There’s a lot of them! I hope she likes (my) #singing. Whoever she is… She’ll need to lol 😅 #HotChocolate #Every1saWinner #Songsky #MusicSky #love #single

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

#Disney+ isn’t not evil because they capitulated. There is no less reason now to cancel #Disney subs, and I would argue, more, even though I like #JimmyKimmel and don’t think he should have been taken off the air. Keep canceling. I’ll keep celebrating every cancellation I see 😤 #ABC #Kimmel

Pretty proud of this one 🧐 #lol #jokes #CharlieKirk #humor #mirth #GoT #ASOIAF

As I said on Sunday's, Coffee With Texas Paul, Disney is desperately trying to put the shit back in the horse. Jimmy Kimmel comes back Tuesday, but the damage to the Disney brand is done.

Millions of people boycotting & speaking out in unison put Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. Let’s not forget he’s not the only victim of fascism. For every Kimmel there’s hundreds more who’ve been silenced for their views that we may never hear of. Fight for them.

This kitty has an important musical message for y'all! 😊 #cat #catday #bluesky #animals

i heard that The Rapture is happening this week and i hope it’s real this time. Jesus, take these idiots HOME!!!!

So many coverups. Release the Epstein files. Release the Homan tapes. Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.

Hey Hey Hey smoke weed and drink coffee every day!☕️🔥💨💚

Ha! 🙌 My #GoogleReview got some engagement (thanks, guys! More please!) & America’s Best just hit me up on #Facebook: maps.app.goo.gl/EiGYybceZmHW... They might want to fix this. Keep Reacting 🤗 Bowie’s review is also right here, & you could also React to that: maps.app.goo.gl/Hed2aWWrUqxR... 🙏

Get off #TikTok, I reckon 🤔 Easy for me to say bc I’ve literally never used it (why would I?) but… yeah, that’s not the platform anymore, if it ever was 😬 And cancel #Disney+ too, obviously. Way ahead of you on that one. I’ve been stealing #Disney #content for YEARS 😤 #antifa #antifascist

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.