My #YouTube feed is perfect now. It's all #SNL sketches from 6-10 years ago, #catvideos with between 10 and 10k views and other-animal videos with 1M+ views 🤩 Here's a #beaver eating cabbage that has 6.4M views: youtu.be/vNePhmCMnbU?... #adorable #cute #cutepets #beavers

It is positively #ADORABLE how this #coyote flops for this #cat in this delightful #catvideo with 10M views: youtu.be/EAoWWM-ERpc?... That really makes me chuckle. What a cute pair they make! Not insane; charming! 🤩 #CatSky #catperson #lovecats #lolcats

Omgoosh, this #dog who goes into a meditative, trance state while communing with plants is, like, incredible. You couldn't write this stuff! youtu.be/IYw_SGRPMow?... Nfn, her human-friend is quite fetching, pun intended. A feel-good #DogSky story, & it's #adorable to see a dog slow-walk 🤗 #dogs

A lot of people don't know this about me, but I'm filling in for Clifford Baines 🤓 #theonion

Well, this is just delightful 🤩 youtu.be/7z9KPTI5ixI?... A #cat named #Maru seems to really enjoy sledding down a hill 🤣 #CatSky #cats #lovecats #catperson #adorable

This is incredible 🤩 youtube.com/shorts/lOK7U... This #adorable bomb-sniffing #dog keeps pausing to pose for photos every time she sees a camera or phone out 🤣 Sawyer, babe, I know the feeling. The most dangerous place in the world is between me and a microphone 💁‍♀️ #DogSky #dogperson #loldogs

My buddy Kai & I crossed another #library off my list today! We're at the #CapitolHill branch of the #Seattle #PublicLibrary system, & I left it a pretty-positive #Google review: maps.app.goo.gl/sqgCbqZygtzZ... I'm *ahem* a #GoogleLocalGuide, & worth a follow if you ❤️ #libraries 🤓 #LocalGuides

I'm one of the most anti-cop people you'll ever meet, but this sort of thing is not on 😬 youtu.be/jvNr-c-EnpM?... This isn't even all that rare here in #Seattle, it seems. The newscaster says, "Rough month for #WA #statepolice w/ 6 such incidents." 🤯 #PNW #Washington #police #cops #crime

If someone told me I had to go back to where I came from for a census, I'd tell them to FUCK off. Are you fucking kidding me? A census?? GET FUCKED #lol ... I guess that's prob why the #Christ Child wasn't born to me & any of my exes 😅 For the best, I imagine 🤔 #Christianity #Christians #Xmas

By a seldom-referenced band called #UriahHeep, this #song, Easy Livin', has become the unofficial anthem or theme of my whole life & deal the last ~20 years. music.youtube.com/watch?v=jIdm... It's in my #YouTube #MyVibe playlist; 1 of the #songs that most defines me 🤩 #prog #rock #music #MusicSky

It's a literal #Christmas miracle! 🤩 My #headphones, Persephone (JBL 770NC), were half-dead for 3 days (the left speaker/ear stopped working), and then this morning, were miraculously working again. Kind of a tortured, blended #Easter & #Xmas metaphor, but either way, glad to have them back! 🙏

I'm watching #GuardiansoftheGalaxy Vol 3 for the 4th or 5th time with some friends prior to our breakfast, and things I'm noticing on a rewatch: Cosmo the Space dog plays so well. Now, with Krypto, as well, James Gunn has figured out something about #CGI #dogs in #movies. #alttext #FilmSky

The highlight of #TurningPointUSA for me was prob when #NickiMinaj tried to gas #JDVance up to #ErikaKirk by calling him, 'The assassin JD Vance,' forgetting that #CharlieKirk WAS assassinated (prob by Trump). Kirk had to be like, 'It's cool! No worries! I love you!' #lol They deserve each other 😑

#Pluribus is so brilliant & good. This meeting scene between Manousos and Carol demonstrates SO VIVIDLY why the hive-mind wants to be the hive-mind, & why individuality, narcissism and self-interested enterprise are such frictive sentiments 🤓 #PLUR1BUS is still incredible & surprising me 🤩 #TVSky

Boy, I was like, why does this niche demonstration video for the #Rockwell #RetroEncabulator have nearly 7M views? youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?... 45 seconds later, I'm CRYING laughing. I GET it #lol 😂 #hilarious #funny #tech #wtf

This is incredible! 🤩 I've only just heard of @ricksteves.bsky.social from #pluribus (I wonder if he appreciated the shout-out; I bet so), and now he's saved a hygiene center in #Lynnwood, not too far from where I sit typing this. Serendipity! A #christmas miracle 🤗 #Seattle #PNW

Nothing hits harder than that first #Christmas blunt 🎄💨 Happy birthday, Jesus! 😵‍💫 #legalweed #PNW #weed #stoned #high #its420somewhere #Xmas

I came up as a #reporter, so when I mention someone in a story, they get an email, text or some notification. Essentially, it's "care to comment?" & it's a professional courtesy. The funnest ones are to my dad, though, bc he and I don't speak, but he still hasn't blocked my emails 🤣 #lol #parents

Whew, I'm not sure why, but this #cat #Zlatco that loves #music and likes to get on the #piano made me WEEP this #Christmas morning. This started my day off pretty well. If you're a fellow #catfancier, I imagine you'll love this, too: youtu.be/rdRDdCQDFqA?... #CatSky #lovecats #catperson

#lol I'd forgotten that #marketing firm #KristiNoem had film her $1M cosplay #ads was called #TheStrategyGroup. I guess the 'strategy' was to throw a cowboy hat & chaps on a garish sex-doll & film a horse trotting her along a wooded path. Very tactical 😆 youtu.be/sa41W4-swgI?... #MSNOW @ms.now

🎬 On This Day in Film – December 25, 1962 To Kill a Mockingbird, the classic adaptation of Harper Lee's novel, featuring Gregory Peck's Oscar-winning performance as Atticus Finch, opens in Los Angeles to qualify for the Academy Awards. #FilmHistory #Classic

"Hit her." "Mother, no!" "Hit her." "ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT IT??" 🤣 youtu.be/oPyx4JRCQ88?... Kate McKinnon is incredible all throughout this #SNL #sketch from 5y ago, but Heidi Gardner's screaming at her 'milquetoast husband' made me literally cry laughing a moment ago 🤣 #lol #comedy #funny

#ABCNews headline: "The #DOJ issues statement defending #Trump after latest release of #EpsteinFiles." Yeah, #lol. I reckon they'd better 😆 I doubt they're up to the task, though. Pretty tall order. #Epstein #POTUS

You guys know that I like to declare a #GingerIcon (just click that hashtag), and I'm declaring one, bc now I've seen it all 🤩 @jenpsaki.bsky.social (fellow #redhead) is CRUSHING it in an all-red outfit, a very-unusual thing for a #ginger to do (I should know; I look TERRIBLE in red). 👩‍🦰 #redheads

I really wish I knew this @ms.now broadcaster's name, because I thoroughly enjoyed this segment w/ @aprildryan.bsky.social & Brendan Buck wherein she called #MAGA immigration-Nosferatu #StephenMiller, "a factory of unhinged sound bytes." 🤣 youtu.be/uJDpdUDVExc?... #MSNOW #CECOT #60Minutes #lol

I've been having a really good time lately with the faces @ms.now on-air talent are making when they're cut back to from footage of some #MAGA idiot saying something baffling and reprehensible. Here are the frames following #StephenMiller telling #CBS to "Clean house!" 🤣 Quizzical, I'd say #lol

I've timestamped this if anyone else wants to enjoy #StephenMiller SCREAMING his mispronunciation of "condos" as "cantos," which is fuckin hysterical 🤣 youtu.be/uJDpdUDVExc?... West-End Cantos. Sounds like an epic-poetry cycle 😆 What a degenerate, bald moron. We should guillotine him! #MAGA #lol

1 of my fav things to do with new #Letterboxd friends is to go find their #PopularReviews and add my Likes to the pile. I imagine they appreciate adding to that total Like count on their highest-engagement posts. Wouldn't mind folks doing that to me, either! 😅 boxd.it/chDvZ #Letterbox'd #FilmSky

Omg the #60Minutes #CECOT story leaked 🤯 youtu.be/uJDpdUDVExc?... It made me cry when @aprildryan.bsky.social said, "This is what #journalism is about." Lots of stuff makes me cry lately, but I think that was a good cry. It's nice that other people still care about journalism 😭 #news #media

I wrote something really nice for you guys for #Christmas! I had thought I was immune to the #Xmas spirit, based on having run a years-long #caroling scam w/ my #choir friends, but #TheMuppetChristmasCarol caused me to break down at an office-party watch 😅 kcookandcatsco.medium.com/it-turns-out...

Omgoosh, babies are the absolute cutest thing in the worldddd 🥰

Well, I can see why #CBS so badly wanted to wait for a response from #WhiteHouse on their #60Minutes segment I would've hated to go to press w/out this substantive input from one of Karoline Leavitt's illiterate flying monkeys 🙄 From @ms.now's @briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social #news #media #alttext

The sexiest thing another human being can do, in my eyes, is be really, visibly cool and good to their kid, but that's SUCH a bad signifier to look for as a #single person, bc A. They're with their kid and B. *Really* good chance they're partnered 😅 #lol #relationships #parenting #love #aging

Pretty proud of that, if I'm honest 😤 #pun #wordplay #lol #alttext

1/2 of @mtnmoviepod.bsky.social (Carl?) is cracking me up with his #LastFour on #Letterboxd 🤣 There's something I relate to a lot about someone watching a string of dreadful #movies, and then giving them all horrible ratings #lol boxd.it/5EXpP Some call it #Haterade 😅 #FilmCritic #FilmSky #Last4

The Muppet Christmas Carol…Every. Single. Year

Boy, #KingKong has come a LONG way as a character. From being killed by a couple of WWI-era biplanes and the fall from the Empire State Building to fighting #Godzilla and being, himself, nearly the size OF The Empire State Building. I'm proud of him 😤 #FilmSky #MovieSky #Film #movies #lol

Dec 24th - John McClane gets into more Christmas mischief, this time at an airport. 📽️📅 Die Hard 2 (1990)

#Lol, I wanna know who at @ms.now titled this #YouTube video, because while @jenpsaki.bsky.social makes some very salient, substantive points, idk that it warranted an all-caps "SOUNDS OFF" 😆 youtu.be/HyAP_Kv0T7w?... Another solid chyron, as well: 'Remote Control' 🤓 #MSNOW #CBS #60Minutes #news

So does #CBS just work for the #WhiteHouse now, or what? 🤔 #journalism #reporters #news #media #broadcasting

"Today, I'll be looking at #TheHobbit, #TheBattleoftheFiveArmies, which, considering it had over 1K cast & crew, you have to just assume was a veritable fuckfest behind the scenes. I mean, when you work on a #film set, you fuck. Just how it is." 🤣 youtu.be/ix99WIbrhuw?... #FilmSky @theonion.com

Are you on #ReelRank yet? 🤓 review.reelrank.net/45b2745a-be5... Here's our review of #TheMuppetChristmasCarol, one of the best #ChristmasMovies or #movies full stop. I think this is why we have #cinema, & why we have #film. A joyous, poignant, moving movie-going experience 🤗 #FilmSky #MovieSky

Ha! My #YouTubeMusic Liked #Playlist is out of control 😆 Occupational hazard. I wrote about my high-school #scam Christmas Caroling to folks in #TheWoodlands, & about why #Christmas hits so hard for me, an #atheist. Give it a read! medium.com/@kcookandcat... #Xmas #MerryChristmas #KCookandCatsCo

So... does #MAGA think #TurningPointUSA was a success? 🤔 I can see why they miss #CharlieKirk. He was one of the more tolerable of the lot, until #Trump had him killed, lol 🤣 I'm glad that happened bc Charlie Kirk sucks (yay!), but also, wake up. #POTUS had that dude killed 😑 #TurningPoint #GOP

Unlike all #KCookandCatsCo stuff, you'd need a #Medium membership to read this story, but if you have one, it's FASCINATING! 🤩 Author M.H. Rubin details his work at #Lucasfilm in the 80s, meeting Stevie Wonder & demo'ing #ILM #tech: medium.com/cinemania/de... #FilmSky #MovieSky #Film 📽️ #MusicSky

This is why #AI is bad 😑 The robot tells us that actress/director Mel Thierry is 'known for' The Zero Theorem, Da 5 Bloods & Vin Diesel vehicle Babylon A.D. whereas a human being would've said, "oh, no, she isn't known for anything, or known. I've literally never heard of her." #AIOverview #Google

Wow! This is the dumbest, most nothing, why-even-bother wet-fart of a #trailer I've ever seen... #Marvel is losing it, man 😆 THIS IS LITERALLY NOTHING! Did they even HAVE Chris Evans when they put this together? I'm not convinced he was shot 😑 youtu.be/UiMg566PREA?... #AvengersDoomsday #Avengers

I've already extracted promises to read this from several of y'all, & it's time to pay up! 🤓 kcookandcatsco.medium.com/it-turns-out... The true story of a #Christmas scam I ran, in which my friends & I made $20K caroling in #TheWoodlandsTX, & how #TheMuppetChristmasCarol rekindled my #Xmas Joy 😇

8,878 words, the new piece. It's on a #ChristmasCarol scam I ran & why #TheMuppetChristmasCarol totally wrecked me emotionally and psychologically every time I tried to watch it this #holiday season. I need you guys to for sure read it when pubbed, bc that's so long that nobody on #Medium will 😅

Mm! Beef enchiladas for breakfast. Feliz Navidad! 🌮