I don’t bother the #cats with cameras very often (they don’t much like!), but I do want you guys to see and love them, ofc So I screenshot from a couple of Private #KCookandCatsCo videos that aren’t going to be published otherwise, that y’all might share in these cute #cat moments, too 🥰 #CatSky

#StarWars and #IndianaJones fans (especially #Angelenos) will prob want to read this #ReelRank article about the #LA Lucas Museum of Narrative Art detailing who is going to see it for free before it opens to the public Sept 22: blog.reelrank.net/more-reason-... #FilmSky 🎥 #MovieSky 🎞️ #Film

I fucking loved American History X when I was an edgy 15yo working my 1st real job at Blockbuster (had to wheedle them into hiring me, too, bc I was young), but then I’ve never gone back and watched it even 1x since I’m a bit scared to. It’ll be a Catcher in the Rye sitch, I just know 😬 #FilmSky 🎥

I thought of another one: music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR-3... This #song is arguably a sex crime (“I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind” wut police), but I would never not crank it & listen to it through to the end, despite the REPREHENSIBLE lyrics & messaging. Such a bop 🤘 #SongSky

That was a singular and incredible performance 🤩 I kind of owe #BadBunny a thank you, bc the piece I wrote about that iconic Super Bowl performance (as compared to the TPUSA alt-show debacle) for The Left is Right is still my most-read Medium piece to date 🤓 medium.com/the-left-is-... #WriteSky ✍️

If Gozer killed the Ghostbusters and everything went totally according to plan, how was The Destructor realistically supposed to annihilate the realm and bring eternal chaos or whatever as a big marshmallow man? 🤔 They gave him shit for it, but it was low-key Ray Stantz’s finest moment. #FilmSky 🎥

Related: Go follow @kcookandcatsco.bsky.social and @bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social to make the transition smoother, easier and less stressful for me when I inevitably get penalized on this account again 🙏

This is going to make it so much easier to target me & get me suspended or banned 😅 “Hm! I wonder if, at a glance, I can call up every time Kay has tweeted the word ‘guillotine.’ Oh, I can now? Great.” Dicey times ahead on #BlueSky for ol’ Kay “let the guillotine sort them out” Cook 😬 #oligarchy

It’s been a minute since I wrote some #movienews. I’m a cat, and I work when I feel like it 😽 But I felt like it! blog.reelrank.net/commissioner... JK Simmons, appearing on Josh Horowitz’s Happy Sad Confused Podcast, once again petitioned for #WarnerBros to release #Batgirl. #FilmSky 🎥 #movies

One of my many getting-in-trouble-at-work stories 🤓

O, Brother, Brother, Wherefore Art Thou, Brother Ulysses, Pete & Delmar romp through the world of Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet. Hijinks ensue. #FilmSky 🎥

Huh! This is the longest I’ve had one up without it getting solved, but to be fair, I don’t know if @damagedqueen.satan.social has seen it yet or not. That’s usually how they end 😅 #FilmSky 🎥

You’re going to a desert island or sensory deprivation tank, & you have up to 10 #movies to bring with you in some hypothetical format that will never degrade. You’re picking for rewatchability. What are the up-to-10 #films you’re taking to watch over & over, ad infinitum? 🤔 #FilmSky 🎥 #MovieSky 🎞️

GIF your favorite Philip Seymour Hoffman performance

Boy, the @chicagotribune.com is fucking terrible, isn’t it? 😆

Look who’s back 😆

Aw! Bowie had his first-ever 1K Like post 🥰 We made it his Pin to celebrate 🎉

Given the amount of fireworks/explosives that I know to be employed for the festivities, I’d say there’s a good chance that everyone on that roof is about to get Final Destinationed 😬 #Freedom250

Boy, everyone has been raving about Obsession, but there was a senseless pet death in the first two minutes, so I said FUCK that. I'm out 🙂‍↔️ #FilmSky 📽️

Nope! Can’t do it 🙂‍↔️ These birds trigger my trypophobia 😵‍💫

You know, Darth Vader said it very confidently and assertively, but in 50+ years of #StarWars, I’ve never seen any real evidence that the ability to destroy a planet *is* insignificant next to the power of the Force. The Force is mostly just rock-lifting and front flips, from what I can tell 🤔

I’ve been saying this. It would make a kind of poetic-justice, narrative sense 🤔 #Trump #RIP #Freedom250

Phew! I thought it was just me 😅

I find the lack of treats disturbing

On Friday, We Dance! 💃🪩🕺

This thing is so cursed 😆 #Freedom250 #schadenfreude

You couldn’t write this… youtu.be/j8Jc6_0VPrk?... @c-span.bsky.social was rolling when the slowest, quietest military flyover I’ve ever seen immediately concluded with a dystopian, chipper voice telling everyone to pack up and gtfo 🤣 What a DISASTER! An unmitigated calamity 🤦‍♀️ #Freedom250

🤣 A peerless comedy of errors. This is truly the great farce of our time 🧐 #Freedom250 Fwiw I’ve also been lightly predicting that Trump’s ill-advised attempt to speak tomorrow will literally kill him, so nobody actually try to assassinate him. I reckon he’ll do it himself out of hubris 🙏 #Trump

I get the distinct sense that @number10cat.bsky.social was totally aware of Keir Starmer’s resignation & whole general situation at Number 10 Downing Street, and was just utterly unbothered by it 😆 youtube.com/shorts/QMo9A... There’s hustle & bustle all around, & he’s projecting “nbd” #CatSky #UK

Since all my other followers didn't manage to find me here yet (a bit fair-weather!), I feel free to admit that I watch some really trashy shit on YouTube. To wit: youtu.be/Rgtm4DdcFtM?... I kind of sigh every time I watch one of these American Redact videos, but I can't not watch them 😅 #comedy

I think “pet owner” is a gross term, which is why you’ll never hear me use it. I’m @bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social ‘s roommate, business partner, landlord and best friend, so I wear a lot of hats in our relationship, but he’d be the first to tell you that nobody owns him. #CatSky 🐈‍⬛ #PetSky #DogSky

If the #WorldCup has taught me anything, it’s that there’s nothing the rest of the world does that America can’t also do, provided it’s way worse and costs a lot more 😤

Where would I even get any? 🤔

MSNOW put together collection of clips of Fox anchors talking in front of the Great American State Fair.

Where is your God now? 🤣 youtu.be/5i-wpis9UVQ?... The one with the drummer fighting off the bush from the thumbnail is incredible. #lol #church

After some time in the #PNW, I’m getting the sense that KOMO News is kind of fucked up and their tone is off, and KIRO7 is way better for my #Seattle local news needs. Does that jibe with your guys’s experience, too? 🤔

Guiller Model Toro 😆

Is #sportsbetting a suburban scourge? I feel it’s just as bad for the cities, and worse for the city skylines, since DraftKings, et al. buy up so much signage in densely-populated areas, including (sometimes) the arena, itself 😵‍💫 #WorldCup ⚽️ I don’t disagree with anything Mbappé is saying, btw.

Whew! 😮‍💨 Hunter Biden has been called nearly everything in the world, but I’d venture he’s never been called “Brilliant” before. Social media really is a drag sometimes. 6.5K Likes on that 😑

Here’s the thing about the offside rule in soccer: I totally get it. Like, I absolutely, completely understand it, honestly to the point that it would be boring to have to field any follow-up questions about it 🧐 #WorldCup #soccer #futbol

Every conversation with #Trump seems to go like: “That’s not very American, Sir.” “No, I think it’s very American, actually.” “Fair enough, Sir!” 😑

If you’re in Vegas in July, you’ve got much bigger problems than “How do I watch the #WorldCup?” such as: “How do I get tf out of the desert before I’m dead?”

My most recent fave that I never skip even though it’s the same thing every time (I also did it with GoT) is Foundation, though I think I’m off that show now. It kind of fell completely to pieces last season 🤔 #TVSky 📺

Omg, Neil the Seal is soooo cute 🥰 youtube.com/shorts/6jlhv...

#Trump: “Now, as I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I think I’m going to give one to myself, one to them, and we’ll have a threesome.” That’s nearly as bad as 2006 when Trump went on The View, had Ivanka sit on his lap and told everyone there if she weren’t his daughter, he’d fuck her 😱

Listen. I spent more than a decade as a theatrical technician, rigging stages, hanging lights, flying scenery, etc. The number of times I have dropped anything on a stage with performers on it is zero. The number of times I’ve dropped something that might’ve killed someone is zero. This is major.

This is, like, comical, on-the-nose shit. You couldn’t make this up. They wouldn’t let you 🙂‍↔️ #Freedom250

Ahead of its time 🤔

Somehow, no matter what she’s talking about or why, listening to Jeanine Pirro always makes me feel like I’m hung over and being shouted at 😰 Not a pleasant voice. Not mellifluous. What’s the opposite? Malefluous 🤢 youtu.be/FIsF8memBOg?...

Like my tweet about it, though! 🙄