if you pet a kobold itll go :3  SO DO IT!!

builds u an igloo  house for u :)  (the igloo is only big enough to fit kobolds)

kobold: feed me  dragon: u ate like 10 minutes ago  kobold: well u see dragon, inside of me there is a black hole, and nothing exists. i am endless.

kobold: game of the year edition

Kobold walking noises: plap plap plap plap plap

What a kobolds face expression tells you about what it's been doing  - :) crimes - :3 also crimes - >:3c  Oh god oh fuck

kobold supports up to 4 players and has a single player mode as well as local multiplayer

kobold has been installed with rollback netcode

Dragon: did you hear about kobold HD?  Kobold: HD? Like- Dragon: HDeez nuts lmao Kobold:

kobold: (wakes up)  kobold: (drinke water)  kobold:  :)  kobold: (goes back 2 bed)

Kobold: I'm never sleeping!!! You can't make me go to sleep!!! Dragon: (covers kobold with a blanket)  Kobold: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hello this is kobold emporium how can I help you Caller: yes I'd like an uuuuuuuuuuuh boneless kobold?  (Purple goo starts seeping out of callers phone and it takes the form of a goo kobold) Goo kobold: yoop  Caller: thanks

(kobold purring noise) grrrrrrrr

Kobold has been put in the time out cube for their crimes

Kobold: oh no a flash flood warning Water dragon flashing her gigantic titties: hey lol Kobold: oh noooooo

kobold needs to get out of the cave so kobold will go for a walk  putting one foot in front of the other and repeating that for several minutes is hard work after all

kobold colony but its kept in a ant farm and the kobolds are ant sized

kobold with sunglasses sports cool catch phrases such as "radical", "tubular", and "im gay"

from the creators that brought you kobold  comes a special surprise  (loud af movie theater bass boom)  kobold: with sunglasses

kobolds big yips, big butt, big heart  small brain

dragon holding kobold like a gun: im reloading!!! (shoves a tasty rock in kobolds mouth)  kobold: slorp mm :)

kobold tries to eat you but you are 30 times too big to fit in kobold mouth but kobold tries anyway (doesnt work)  kobold: im hungy

pet the kobold (me)  do it now

dragon: i am going to pet you  kobold: :3 ok  dragon: (accidently presses right stick click button which makes it do mw2 knife melee killing kobold instantly) NOO O OO O

If you squish the nose of the kobold it makes a honk noise  Like a car horn but quieter  (Honk)

Nature documentary narrator: here we have a kobold about to go to sleep Kobold: I'm gonna fuckin sleep!! Narrator: what a beautiful creature

Kobold hiding in a pile of rocks but it's head is poking out going :V (camouflage)

Top ten signs YOUR kobold is going to SLEEP! number 1: zzzzzzz

dragon: what do you want today kobold? :)  kobold: hmm kobold:  kobold: big booby  dragon: no!!

Tiny kobold enter bedding Do do Doo do Doo doo

(sees cute animal) that kobold

Kobold when it storming:  :)  Kobold after power goes out: (screeching and sobbing)

(sung to the tune of the pokemon johto theme) tiny kobold leave the bedding  do do doo do doo doo

Dragon that can't be targeted: phew this will protect me from kobolds for a little bit Non targeting kobold: ((zooming))

tiny kobold big sleep z

Kobold pirate: yarr

dragon: and this is my kobold, also known as the endless breadstick devourer kobold:   :)

kobold going to sleep early for good rest:  uwu  kobold waking up super early feeling garbage: (SCREECHING)

kobold builds a kobold nest out of their bed and dragons blankets and zzzzzz

kobold wrapped with 3 blankets: im koburrito

cuddle the kobold  commands for dragons

today is not a good day for my small smooth kobold brain

kobold holds your hand: lemme show u something!!! (leads you throughout the entire cave for 12 hours)

kobold wants to be a dragon how does one become dragon

Why not become a kobold? We have: -dragons we love very much -cool rocks  -huge partys -drugs (funny cave mushrooms)  -ability to make yip noises  -fabulous scales  -and dirt

If kobold is biting you and they get too rowdy they'll try to death roll you but they are too small for it to work

Pov u are kobold chew toy

Kobold: I'm very small, I cannot change this Dragon: but I can!!!! (Fires spell)  (Poof) Smaller kobold: thanks dragon :) why are u so much bigger now  Dragon: oh no

Kobold in da bed (sleeping) what will it do (sleep)

kobold running on all fours out of the cave at lightning speed: THIS IS MY ESCAPE, IM RUNNING THROUGH THIS WORLD AND IM NOT LOOKING BACK-