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MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

An Irish-American woman has composed a song about ICE to the air of "Come out ye Black and Tans". It's on TikTok, and also SoundCloud. The chorus line about JD Vance is terribly accurate.

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

I don’t know who needs to hear this but posting “new year, new me” on social media isn’t gonna fix you. That’s what pretty new notebooks are for obviously

All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house. This is where America is now

introverts aren't supposed to share this little secret, but the best way to get us to open up is to aggressively point out how quiet we're being in public

It's cool how every room's a panic room now

Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."

Guys, I found the most recent pic of Trump. Looks totally healthy...

The state with a concentration camp banned children from being able to read about the Holocaust. Tracks.

Conservative Christian leader James Dobson, who founded Focus on the Family and was once called "the nation's most influential evangelical leader," died Thursday. n.pr/47EiGP9

I can’t believe how stupid everything is. Like just when I worry things can’t get stupider, life finds a way.

I'm leaving work early today on biblical grounds

Sorry I missed your text, I was busy being on my phone but not the part of my phone where I pay attention to text messages

Struggling with the work/they're building concentration camps balance.

I would just like to go on record as saying: the fuck

"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

The people constantly braying about “Christian values” are attacking the Pope for suggesting that we love others.

Anxiety is just pre-traumatic stress syndrome

Walking into the darkness, Death takes my hand. “Is this the beginning or the end?” I ask. Death tickles me. I wasn't expecting that

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

Seeing a cyber truck and several Amish buggies in the same mile of road is never not going to be jarring and weird AF

Bracing myself for flip-flop season not sure I’m ready to be seeing everybody’s feet with everything else going on

[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

in my society goats would not be associated with the devil, but instead considered angels, for providing cheese that tastes like that

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean

Me: dang those wings were spicy WebMD: you have cancer Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ

Your regular reminder that Elon Musk calls working class Americans "leeches" and has dubbed our veterans, kids, farmers, grandparents, pregnant women, disabled folks, students, union members, scientists, ALL OF US "The Parasite Class." He sees us as subhuman as he sucks up OUR tax$. Do not forget.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong

Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.

There are many paths to god. I recommend donuts.

For my first executive action as president I am renaming Lake Titicaca to Lake Boobiepoopoo.

We need a national day of screaming

If I was a dairy farmer, every night I would start the dinner conversation by saying ‘In udder news’. My family would never tire of this and would not plot to murder me in my sleep.

“Per my last email.”

Another day I haven’t inherited a charming yet battered bed and breakfast by the sea with a dark history only I can uncover

if they abolish OSHA I'll start using combine harvesters for evil

with this slap bracelet, i thee wed

I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos

I refuse to let the next 4 years ruin the time I have here. I will have joy. I will laugh. I will rest. I will dance. I will sing. I will spend time with folks I love. I will find ways I can help my community. I will find the beauty. I will hold on to peace. I will live. I will have joy.