after all this time, I finally learn what DEI stands for

Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice

Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster

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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight

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when your political homie has one too many drinks

NYC Mayoral Debate MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull

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Should I buy an even stupider car

I’m so scary…

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Sam Altman: the plagiarism machine can now do crime framing. Democrats: to save America from Donald Trump's brand of fascism we need to convince Sam Altman my district is the perfect place to put the data centers for crimeframer.exe

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thinking about becoming a "powerball influencer." hosting powerball live streams. sharing tips and strategies

i think it's a sin against god to teach a yoshi to read

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I'm prototyping a new keyboard

fuck you *cubes your ice cream*

Oh shit blusky is at my job

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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

I just wish Windows 11 was not AI-ridden.

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like so many products to come out of silicon valley in the last decade or so, AI is a legal innovation masquerading as a tech innovation. the legal theory seems to be that AI is entitled to everything but liable for nothing.

ahh yes, because when i buy wifi adapters, it's typically by the ounce

you would not believe your eyes

the promise of liberal politics fulfilled: everyone has their own personal imaginary Hitler to vote for in their head

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FEDERAL AGENT PULLED FROM THE FINAL STAGES OF A TEN YEAR INVESTIGATION TO CAPTURE THE KILLER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE "HOUSTON HATCHETMAN" SERIAL MURDERS TO PATROL TOURISTS ON THE NATIONAL MALL: hey. you can't vape there

'Microsoft has no place being accomplice of a genocide:' Arkane union workers demand Xbox maker sever ties with Israel

Did you know you can literally mail someone a box of live bees

I bought an air popper from Walmart like 5 years ago and use it multiple times a week maybe the best $16 I ever spent I love popcorn

You're right the earth probably will be uninhabitable but I would still advise grabbing that 401k match. It's free money

bought a new stove instead of a stupid bass guitar

Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something

woke up feeling under the weather so instead of doing any of the things i meant to finish up today i will be listeing to hardbass

watching the king of the hill reboot and goddamn is the animation ugly

seeing snowing play tonight