Came for the pen confiscation, stayed for the toddler book encouraging guns for children

My friend is on tiktok compilation tumblr and on tumblr posts tiktok. Girl when is it too much

well yeah they can’t use their hands

Timely heat wave reminder that if you have a car, is not expensive to get a 24 pack of supermarket brand bottled water and keep it in your trunk and pull over to offer it to people who look like they are having a hard fucking time. Helping also makes you feel a little less helpless

No cuz it’s true 😭

On Damnatio Memoriae and de-Trumpification. (Gift link) Been waiting for this one to go up. Please read and share.

What if it happened right on july4 omg

Seriously it didn’t happen yet? Ugh

I was so honored to see this. Robin's work means so much to so many of us.

are there a lot of first person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?

One thing I'm proud of is that I have the mental capacity to be both self loathing and a snob

*Nyooooooom* Good night Bluesky! *nyoooooom away*

the thing I love about recursion is the thing I love about recursion

first person to see an eclipse: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII . . . oh okay

Just think when it happens the whole country will look like nyc tonight

Showering while high is a religious experience

Ben Ryan sucks

I'm crying 😭😭😭 It's just Lisa Salters arm sticking up

I'm bored. Here's a thing

like the falling ashes off a joint, these are the days of our lives

if i die, tell my family i made some good posts. lie if u have to.

The saying "the proof is in the pudding" comes from mathematicians hiding their proofs in pudding until they are ready to publish

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

Dan Schneider is still allowed to make tv???

A reminder that Luddites were not anti-technology. They were protesting the use of newer automated textile machinery due to concerns relating to worker pay, child labor, working conditions and the generally poorer quality of the machine's output.

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!

Happy Pride! Remember why we have it.

Idk why everyone is freaking out just cuz we can't grow shit to eat in the US and what we can grow (sugar, chatbots that tell u to kill yourself) is siphoning off so much water that even the wettest place in the US is on fire

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

I may not be a damsel but I make up for it by being extra in distress

I follow the ways of my senpai Parme-san

Caught between saying “hello” and “hey” and I say “halo” every time

Forget 38, I think I might be 68

In my happy place (eating a hot dog on a bench)

Just got my first crunchwrap supreme and like guys it’s not even crunchy?? Just a soft hexagon. I wanted some layered handheld cheesy Dorito thing. What is this

hey baby are you mahogany? because you are a hard would

I will use a less fitting emoji in order to avoid scrolling to another emoji screen to find the best one for the job.

Everybody here

Yes! Bullying works! Keep it up!

“They’re… they’re playing leapfrog!”

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

Taking that stool softener didn't make sitting at the bar the least bit more comfortable.

Jpeg is short for “Jesus Prays Everyone’s Gay”

Man plans, god laughs, satan cums

Every time I open Bluesky,

This is a perfect handy- dandy guide to which Democrats need to get primaries

IMPORTANT ADDENDUM:

No one’s talking about this so I will: frogs