Wait, they're replacing a Greg with a Tom

one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces

hey babe, what’s your sign?

I CANAE BREATHE!!!

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The logistical effort it must have taken to develop a stowage plan that allowed for this. This is dedication.

I forgot slamming has multiple meanings for a sec

RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.

!!!!!

He knows what he did…

this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming. no, those people shouldn’t get a break.

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm via hearts530

60+ CEOs bravely join voices to say that whoever you think is being bad should be good instead because it's bad when good is bad 👍

Bury me in chaat

Onion dip erasure!!!! How does it feel to ignore the tastiest snack known to man

There's a prison revolt at a concentration camp in Texas in solidarity with Minneapolis:

We're adding even more purity tests in 2026

i’ve been celebrating “Finnish style” for years and had no clue

it's time for this country to enact shania law

Soooooooo who here wants to lend me a cool $2k

Lfggggggg they really are setting an example over there

This is what I think about when I see the photo of that poor 5-year-old in Minnesota. This bit of thoughtless cruelty—a bunch of dudes following orders so they can cash their recruitment bonus—is going to have ripple effects across multiple generations, across decades.

How do ww feel about the GOAT movie. Just saw my first trailer and ig it’s cute ?

Give a man a fish, and that fish is his fucking problem now. Have fun with your new fish jackass!

Marie - the baguettes ! I hardly know ‘em!

I love that episode of succession

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

I saw blue velvet for the first time last night. Very Lynch very weird very 80s

imagine hating me and i’m just in bed farting

Lazarus is DEAD Leah is UGLY drojo is CANCELED

Write a tragedy in four words. Where’s this bus going?

Got up during the night to pee. Spotted a big spider in the bathroom. Popped it in my mouth to save it the bother of navigating all the way there from the bathroom.

Me pitching a train ad campaign

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( thread)

first we came for football with Taylor swift, then we came for hockey with heated rivalry, next we’ll come for baseball with the 7th inning espresso martini break

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

I’m writing this from inside a trash can

It was Italian!!

You won’t believe this but I saw a film yesterday

Cory booker? I hardly know er

My hands are too lotioned to post :/

i did it for the vine, your honor

LOCAL PDs AND LEOs ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS OR ALLIES.

historically accurate☑️

He’s like “we’re running? Why are we running? Idk but bread”

I’m glad @liberalcurrents.com ran this from a father in ICE occupied Minnesota. He acknowledges that he’s in a better situation than lots of folks while analyzing the situation with insight and in solidarity with those in the federal government’s crosshairs.

I m so surprised they haven’t made gossip girl into a musical yet