Honestly maybe even $12

Anyone wanna give me $12k?

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

If only someone had warned us that if trans people aren’t safe then no one is safe :/

Homemade roast beef sammy for lunch :)

My dishwasher absolutely lies to me

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

penwas (the past tense of penis)

chat is this good

Me: "I'm surprised by how winded I am by this exercise." Personal trainer: "This was the tour of the gym."

why is it called a penis instead of a fellow peein' tube

someone do a wellness check on mueller, she wrote

Why is this bar rn 30% cops and 70% actual children???

having breakfast for dinner (cadbury eggs)

Here, I took a screen recording of it:

@altaudge.ruins.party u are a real-life sheela na gig. Confirmed

yooooo

Your move, THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2

Whose eye is eager??

billionaire being interviewed: i havent listened to a single note of music in 27 years. think about it, music was basically invented, what, maybe 50 years ago? interviewer: this is really interesting

Don't waste your breath, John, these jackals also praise Sir Anthony Hopkins even though he eats people. They also call Keanu Reeves the nicest guy in Hollywood but I've seen him murder dozens of not hundreds of people. You'll never get through to these people. But you and I know movies are real.

So many posts tonight could apply to th oscars, the baseball game, or aew

So cool that people are still discovering this #Sinners syllabus, published by the African American Intellectual History Society, and composed by Jemar Tisby & Keisha N. Blain. Enjoy!

I refuse to look up what a Marty Supreme is - in my mind it is a disgusting gas station taco Likewise, I know nothing about Hamnet but in my mind it is Hamlet but with pigs I do not want to know, don’t tell me

me: you go first dolphin: oh man you are so fucked

I didn’t see the film but this is funny lmao

Like I was sayin!

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Has anyone informed Missy Foreman-Greenwald about the firefly adaptation?

the oscars when it’s time to play someone off

I will always have seen Sinners in theaters and I’ll be so happy about that my whole life!!

Can we all just take a sec and appreciate the guitar and treble clef in Ryan coogler’s braids?!?

It took me this long to realize why there’s a Mill River or Mill Creek everywhere I live durrrrrr

Screenshotting and forgetting is a valid hobby

Wait, Zachary Levi isn’t Jewish? He’s just a Zionist cuz???

Why am I stopping myself from falling asleep???

I’m fluent in saying “ohhhhh” when I still don’t understand.

Me and buzzfeed both broke

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

Reminder for the first annual #LoonDay

stranded on a desert island making a big sign in the sand with rocks that says NEED WEED

Good night Bluesky

Can this be a solution??

And given that we’re kind of near tornado season, I thought it would be smart to use this time to go over what is a watch and what is a warning. The first photo is a waffle watch: Conditions are ripe for a possible waffle. The second is a waffle warning: We have a verified waffle in the area.

Edward Speculumhands would do well in the medical field

You’re telling me they have sorrel Red Stripe in Jamaica??? Wow we truly can’t have good things here huh :(

I just pooped my pants

Thank you all for posting so much so I never have to go to Discover.