If anything happens to those prisoners, lammy and Starmer have more blood on their hands

Labour going right to try and win Reform votes is really working out for them, huh.

Scientists just found out that we're all living in the second spot-the-difference picture. That stripey cushion is actually supposed to have dots on it. it's fucked up. They don't know what to do about it.

Mozilla has a new CEO and he just announced that Firefox will evolve into a modern AI browser. This is a good example of how management doesn’t understand its own user base and why they go out of their way to install Firefox on Windows, Android, iOS and other devices blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/l...

21 years and 6 months for Paul Doyle. Was expecting it to be a 2 year suspended sentence and 6 points on his license

27 time world champion sex blogger

Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.

Since when is "I was in a rage" a defence for driving your car into people

It saddens me to say that I’m sure we’ll see an incident like this again, as more people with unnecessarily enormous vehicles succumb to car-brain

Starmers new chief of communications is most famous for: -being a former editor of the Sun -being awarded the "sexist of the year" award -being convicted for doxxing a sexual assault survivor This is who Labour are now. Repulsive patriarchal Murdoch lackeys. Never vote Labour.

Fuck Sainsbury's. Scanning a receipt to leave can fuck off too.

Ban them.

Super interesting how he has more energy for this than for those far-right marches where people were calling for his government to be overthrown.

How much longer do we think Rupert Murdoch has left?

why does ben not point out that it would be impossible for a bald person such as joe to get ratatouilled? is he stupid?

It's no longer breaking news, but we just learned this, and I can't stop laughing

- labour taking the fight to reform - is nigel farage racist? um. oh. eee. ahhh. i um.

This is a BIG room and it's already going to not look embarrassing in there when I walk out on stage! Nobody EVER books early these days (us performers are in a constant state of panic about ticket sales) so THANK YOU and see you there wheeeeeeeee!

graham linehan hasn't been 'thrown in jail for speaking out'. there's a bunch of hunger striking palestine protesters who have been tho.

Bring on the cleansing nuclear fire

Ever get the feeling you're being ripped off? Example no. 94: South East Water, via @privateeyenews.bsky.social

Seeing a drop off in alt text usage recently gang, please remember to pop it on so your banger posts are accessible 🫡

In case anyone thinks I'm being distasteful in laughing at this racist piece of shit taking a tarmac high dive and scoring perfect tens across the board, here's a selection from his Facebook account.

Hahhahahah

The Palestine hunger strikers are going to die if there is no intervention from this Labour government. Keir Starmer and David Lammy, blood will be on your hands.

Calling these dog piss bots forever now

Dog piss Dog piss Smells like dog piss Kick those stupid robots Straight down into the abyss

Dog piss Dog piss Smells like dog piss Kick those stupid robots Straight down into the abyss

[12 hours into my ICE interrogation] agent: Can you explain the phrase "gloopy custard front bum?" me: Do you know who Russ in Cheshire is? agent: ... [1 hour later] agent 2: Did you do this? me: No, he turned the gun on himself

[12hrs into my ice interrogation] agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that? me: do you know who matt hancock is? a:… [43mins later] a: he had his own app? for parkour? me: no the parkour was a separate issue

sometimes you just make whatever this is instead of joining a teams call

Definitely worth a watch from @nojusticemtg.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDzo...

Calling these dog piss bots forever now

Building a society where you can't even get work delivering pizzas coz robots are doing it. I give everyone full permission to boot these into the hedge.

Just saw a dog piss on one of these Uber Eats drones in Hyde Park

At last, the torment nexus is here

there's a trans woman in prison, a man's prison, right now bcos she gave a blowjob to some guy and he claimed he didn't know she was trans. they sent her to prison for that. this guy lied to two women for five years, raping them all that time, but it's fine bcos it's state sanctioned.

Labour: "Today is Human Rights Day. We look forward to abolishing it."

apparently graham linehan has been reported to the police for stalking dr. beth upton. like at a certain point the establishment is gonna have to acknowledge that he's a dangerous piece of shit. just bcos they agree with his bigotries doesn't mean he should be above the fucking law.

Hello, I’m Keir Starmer and I’m a former human rights lawyer, so you can trust me when I tell you human rights are bad and need to be eradicated

once again asking what would be different if we had a Reform government

'harry potter' is not a universal experience shared by every millennial and im sick and tired of being told that it is. even if jk rowling wasn't a piece of shit the constant claim that every millennial read, watched, and loved harry potter would be pissing me off. stop it.

Funny how Russel Brand found God right after all the revelations about him being a sexual predator came out. I'm surprised Andrew Windsor hasn't done a riverside baptism yet.

UK police forces lobbied to use biased facial recognition technology