MattTS
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Crucible Of Words
33 minutes ago
This sounds like when your parents tell you the dog isn't dead, he's just living an upbeat life on a farm
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Imagine how dumb people will look when they say they give Starmer their full support then 2 days later say that it was time for him to go BBC News -
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
Starmer facing Labour MPs after cabinet ministers back PM to stay in office - BBC News
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Starmer to address Labour MPs after cabinet ministers back PM to stay in office
Support from Starmer's team came as Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar called on the PM to resign, saying
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c74wd01egvyt
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Starmer being told to not bother getting any more milk in at number 10
5 days ago
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Rip discord?
about 4 hours ago
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I'm pretty sure all the big newspapers etc have their Starmer has resigned articles written and ready to go live. Like the big obituaries
about 6 hours ago
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Borrowed time. Days left probably. If Mandelson is charged then it has to be over
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about 7 hours ago
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Edith
about 7 hours ago
I've never felt more certain in my life that I've just been reliably told a grown man is crying in the bathroom
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Zack Polanski
1 day ago
Necessary but not sufficient. He knew. And still appointed him. Starmer needs to go.
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Metal Gear Solidarity
about 8 hours ago
I'm out mogging moids today so add that to the spreadsheet
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CW: Gambling The odds aren't in Starmer's favour
about 8 hours ago
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Tom Foalery
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about 8 hours ago
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Burger-kake
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about 8 hours ago
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All by myself...
about 9 hours ago
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$TINKBOY
about 9 hours ago
found you on that map thing
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OnlyCans
about 10 hours ago
saw someone post that the only conspiracy theory they believe in is that professor brian cox is bald and wears a hairpiece. now i can't unsee it. i am a brian cox hairpiece truther. his spiritual baldness is why he's like that, it explains everything.
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$TINKBOY
4 days ago
Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'
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Bearded of Christmas pastmet 🏴⚔️
5 days ago
Any help with
#mutualaid
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AJ McKenna
about 20 hours ago
Starmer should just throw out a total Hail Mary play tomorrow and make weed legal
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Zo3
about 21 hours ago
When all these American millennial shitlibs are like 75 years old they’ll be going on about Harry Potter like an elder boomer reminisces fondly about the golliwog they had as a child and the family gathered round them will react with similar quiet revulsion
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American cops be like:
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about 22 hours ago
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If I was going to ask her to rethink anything, it'd probably be all the transphobic shit she does
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about 23 hours ago
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Slurms MacKenzie
1 day ago
Who's your pick for Starmer's new Chief of Staff then
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Jump before being pushed, probably hoping it will make it easier to return in the future
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1 day ago
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The 'Skeets'
1 day ago
Coming up to the sixth anniversary of this classic from Danny Hannan.
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Bary Garlow
1 day ago
The thing about Starmer letting Jimmy Savile off the hook is starting to seem more likely
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Oof, picked a bad time to tune into the skiing. Looked like a very nasty crash. Horrible for her and the athletes who have to wait for the course to reopen
1 day ago
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Zack Polanski
2 days ago
It's time for Keir Starmer to do the right thing and step down.
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
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Green leader Polanski calls for Starmer to quit over Mandelson scandal
Zack Polanski said the Peter Mandelson scandal had damaged trust in politics.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/zack-polanski-keir-starmer-peter-mandelson-prime-minister-green-b1270027.html
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KOTH Screens
2 days ago
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The bastards knew about the incident before our train even departed. Could have just simply made an announcement or not departed so we weren't stuck for 90 minutes
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3 days ago
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
3 days ago
I have to hand it to Charlie Kirk, he hasn't made a transphobic comment in months
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When can I open the emergency door release if we're stuck just outside a station for an hour while the tracks are off due to trespassers anyway? I'm just 1 stop away anyway 😭
3 days ago
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Sylvia
3 days ago
This ⬇️ exactly this. You can’t condemn Reform for something they are planning to do, while ignoring what Labour are actually doing
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Tory MPs have been known to enjoy grappling with their consciousness. Usually with an electrical cord
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3 days ago
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Yeah, maybe he should do something about the person who appointed Mandelson despite knowing about his relationship with Epstein. Especially if he's really angry with that person
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3 days ago
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Jack
3 days ago
McSweeney stands as a hate figure who you can easily scapegoat for everything Starmer's Labour have fucked up. He's not elected and he hasn't got any media presence that could bite you in the arse. Anyone who knows him, hates him. Failing to sack him is so deeply pathetic that it defies belief.
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cait (and adonis)
4 days ago
a photo of the dashing handsome little gentleman for all of you kind people
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Jack
4 days ago
"Sainsbury’s has since apologised to Mr Rajah, stating there was no fault with the Facewatch technology" So facial recognition tech 'recognising' the wrong person is a feature, not a bug?
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Zack Polanski
4 days ago
First poll Starmer has been ahead in for quite a while. Starmer knew about Mandelson. Now he must resign.
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unethusiasm enthusiast
4 days ago
extremely cool that i have to verify my age to read journalism about how israel is and was committing genocide. fuck keir starmer
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Okay, I don't exactly care what MI6 thinks in general but surely this is a big enough lapse in judgement for even the most brain-dead Labour supporters to turn on him?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Concerns Mandelson failed M16 vetting for US ambassador – but was appointed anyway
The prime minister is facing serious questions after claims he ignored warnings from the security services to appoint Peter Mandelson as US ambassador
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/mandelson-epstein-starmer-us-ambassador-trump-b2824777.html?test_group=lighteradlayout
4 days ago
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My Hitler number is like 3 as my partner had a patient whose father met Hitler
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4 days ago
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My colleague met Musk over a decade ago when he was giving a talk on space stuff so two?
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4 days ago
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Wangleberry
8 months ago
Thank you, Sebas. Continuing the Sega Health & Safety theme, here is Knuckles, offering timely advice to young people.
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Ban this shit. Even 99.x% accurate means a lot of false positives with 100,000s or millions of customers BBC News - Sainsbury's ejects man misidentified as offender
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Facial recognition error: Customer misidentified by Sainsbury's
Sainsbury's staff wrongly eject a man from a south London store over a facial recognition alert.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lxdn4w2g3o
4 days ago
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'None of us knew the depth and darkness of that relationship.' So you thought it was just a friendly wholesome relationship with an international child trafficker?
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Remarkable.
5 months ago
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So either Starmer is incompetent and doesn't know what people around him are doing or he just doesn't care? Neither is good enough for a Prime Minister
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Zack Polanski
4 days ago
Mandelson’s malign influence runs right through the heart of this Government. Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’ I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.
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ᴾᴱᴺᴺʸ ᴰᴿᴱᴬᴰᶠᵁᴸ
4 days ago
his father was a foolmaker
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The odds of Starmer surviving the year haven't shifted based on that speech this morning haha
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