This sounds like when your parents tell you the dog isn't dead, he's just living an upbeat life on a farm

Imagine how dumb people will look when they say they give Starmer their full support then 2 days later say that it was time for him to go BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7... Starmer facing Labour MPs after cabinet ministers back PM to stay in office - BBC News

Starmer being told to not bother getting any more milk in at number 10

Rip discord?

I'm pretty sure all the big newspapers etc have their Starmer has resigned articles written and ready to go live. Like the big obituaries

Borrowed time. Days left probably. If Mandelson is charged then it has to be over

I've never felt more certain in my life that I've just been reliably told a grown man is crying in the bathroom

Necessary but not sufficient. He knew. And still appointed him. Starmer needs to go.

I'm out mogging moids today so add that to the spreadsheet

CW: Gambling The odds aren't in Starmer's favour

Tom Foalery

Burger-kake

All by myself...

found you on that map thing

saw someone post that the only conspiracy theory they believe in is that professor brian cox is bald and wears a hairpiece. now i can't unsee it. i am a brian cox hairpiece truther. his spiritual baldness is why he's like that, it explains everything.

Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'

Any help with #mutualaid would be fantastic

Starmer should just throw out a total Hail Mary play tomorrow and make weed legal

When all these American millennial shitlibs are like 75 years old they’ll be going on about Harry Potter like an elder boomer reminisces fondly about the golliwog they had as a child and the family gathered round them will react with similar quiet revulsion

American cops be like:

If I was going to ask her to rethink anything, it'd probably be all the transphobic shit she does

Who's your pick for Starmer's new Chief of Staff then

Jump before being pushed, probably hoping it will make it easier to return in the future

Coming up to the sixth anniversary of this classic from Danny Hannan.

The thing about Starmer letting Jimmy Savile off the hook is starting to seem more likely

Oof, picked a bad time to tune into the skiing. Looked like a very nasty crash. Horrible for her and the athletes who have to wait for the course to reopen

It's time for Keir Starmer to do the right thing and step down. www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...

The bastards knew about the incident before our train even departed. Could have just simply made an announcement or not departed so we weren't stuck for 90 minutes

I have to hand it to Charlie Kirk, he hasn't made a transphobic comment in months

When can I open the emergency door release if we're stuck just outside a station for an hour while the tracks are off due to trespassers anyway? I'm just 1 stop away anyway 😭

This ⬇️ exactly this. You can’t condemn Reform for something they are planning to do, while ignoring what Labour are actually doing

Tory MPs have been known to enjoy grappling with their consciousness. Usually with an electrical cord

Yeah, maybe he should do something about the person who appointed Mandelson despite knowing about his relationship with Epstein. Especially if he's really angry with that person

McSweeney stands as a hate figure who you can easily scapegoat for everything Starmer's Labour have fucked up. He's not elected and he hasn't got any media presence that could bite you in the arse. Anyone who knows him, hates him. Failing to sack him is so deeply pathetic that it defies belief.

a photo of the dashing handsome little gentleman for all of you kind people

"Sainsbury’s has since apologised to Mr Rajah, stating there was no fault with the Facewatch technology" So facial recognition tech 'recognising' the wrong person is a feature, not a bug?

First poll Starmer has been ahead in for quite a while. Starmer knew about Mandelson. Now he must resign.

extremely cool that i have to verify my age to read journalism about how israel is and was committing genocide. fuck keir starmer

Okay, I don't exactly care what MI6 thinks in general but surely this is a big enough lapse in judgement for even the most brain-dead Labour supporters to turn on him? www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

My Hitler number is like 3 as my partner had a patient whose father met Hitler

My colleague met Musk over a decade ago when he was giving a talk on space stuff so two?

Thank you, Sebas. Continuing the Sega Health & Safety theme, here is Knuckles, offering timely advice to young people.

Ban this shit. Even 99.x% accurate means a lot of false positives with 100,000s or millions of customers BBC News - Sainsbury's ejects man misidentified as offender www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

'None of us knew the depth and darkness of that relationship.' So you thought it was just a friendly wholesome relationship with an international child trafficker?

Remarkable.

So either Starmer is incompetent and doesn't know what people around him are doing or he just doesn't care? Neither is good enough for a Prime Minister

Mandelson’s malign influence runs right through the heart of this Government. Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’ I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.

his father was a foolmaker

The odds of Starmer surviving the year haven't shifted based on that speech this morning haha