Give Nicholas Galitzine a full magical girl transformation or get tf out www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R-N...

Pretty sure he’s already going down in world history actually

Honestly this stuff feels similar to extremely online celebrities going insane over the last decade or so – having the option to only ever listen to people who validate you is corrosive to the brain!

Attention: I have fixed a tiny thing buff.ly/cgivgOK

Lot of people learning from this that the slutty hockey show was created by the co-creator of Letterkenny; real ones know him as the stoned intern from Slings & Arrows

A few years ago for Christmas I got Jamie the le creuset baked camembert dish, it is by far the bougiest thing in our house and it brings endless joy

Obligatory new year new sletter buff.ly/TREO1ww

I once helped put together a poetry anthology and can confirm that asking each individual artist is extremely hard and much more complicated than you’d expect And you fucking have to do it because they own their fucking work and have the fucking right to determine how it’s fucking used!

They have a stonking great majority after 15 years of Tory fuckery and they’re using it to clobber immigrants, disabled people, workers, protest groups, and lgbtq+ people and you don’t understand the extent of the dislike?

“Amazingly”

LOSER. SHIT.

I love the cinema! Save the cinema!

Loser shit

Genuinely makes me sad how often the use case is just an alternative to asking someone for help

There are obviously worse injustices but it’s insane that Resident Alien doesn’t have a single Emmy nomination

Incredible news for kei truck lads

Honestly part of me thinks jkr is just out for revenge. She blames trans people for her fans turning on her so she just wants to make them suffer

Based on how many Americans I’ve seen posting their insane insurance price increases over the last couple of weeks, this is a fabulous time for him to be in the news a lot

The problem is, putting your mind to things is so much harder than anyone lets on

Not anywhere close to Tom Stoppard's greatest achievement, but Shakespeare In Love is the only Fiction About Shakespeare I can stand at all, and I adore it beyond words. He was a genius. Can't believe he's gone and died on my birthday.

Full disclosure: I've had an extremely rough year and I could really use a lift! You can help give me that lift by simply going out in the world and saying to another human, 'hey, you should read this thing!'

And if you like newsletters that swing between rating outfits on tv and impotent railing against the hell in which we find ourselves, I have that too! ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io

If you like adventure stories and reading a book at the rate of one chapter every two weeks, there's my new serial novel calamitystrinket.ghost.io

There's the two part meta physical romcom I wrote last year for Radio 4 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

There's the history podcast I make with @emmasouthon.bsky.social where we answer the questions you don't have time to research yourself historyissexy.com

There's the audio drama we write in the same universe, currently in its 10th and final season www.nightvalepresents.com/withinthewires

If you like sprawling alternate history with unreliable narrators, there's the book I co-wrote with @happierman.bsky.social (currently only available as an audiobook in the uk) www.amazon.co.uk/You-Feel-Jus...

If you like fun romance at the beach there's my first romcom uk.bookshop.org/p/books/beac...

If you like small time drama with simmering tension amid an apocalypse, there's my most recent book uk.bookshop.org/a/12039/9781...

If you like something fanciful and strange, there's my first ever book uk.bookshop.org/a/12039/9780...

It's my birthday this week and what I would really like is for people to tell other people about something I have written! Honestly at this point there really is something for everyone

I am ten years, four books, and multiple audio dramas into my career and I am still getting advances this small, some of which have been paid out over TWO AND A HALF YEARS. And because the advances are small the marketing plans are also tiny, so you're left to build a readership entirely alone

It's my birthday this week and what I would really like is for people to tell other people about something I have written! Honestly at this point there really is something for everyone

Wrote about isolation! You know, for fun buff.ly/YFkxZHp

Look, I've never liked Wuthering Heights and I've read it multiple times to check I'm still right not to like it and that godawful trailer is making me want to read it YET AGAIN just to check I haven't remembered it all wrong, like, omg wtf

This is actually a good way to keep me around after I die because I will haunt you if you do this to me, I will find a way to make ghosts real so I can come back and roast you forever

All rental property should be state owned

This is the single most correct statement on the whole internet

Ok who's dishing out book token clues?

I've decided I want to make a ladies do crime road movie about three sisters, played by Kim Cattrall, Jennifer Coolidge and Miss Piggy

My hot take on the male gaze is that it only feels gross and exploitative when it is coupled with a fundamental lack of respect, when it is driven by wanting to fuck women while not enjoying their company, when it is possessive instead of appreciative

Wrote about HOPE like some kind of SAP, posting about it clouded with IRONY like some kind of MILLENNIAL buff.ly/AGQ9YGR

lol at "conservative feminism" actually

Mamdani, more like yumdani, is this anything

I don't use these words lightly: what a pussy ass bitch

We have to throw her a parade when it's George W's turn

Watching the new Channel 4 knitting show with my breakfast and it really is impossible to make knitting look urgent or stressful

The solution to the male loneliness kerfuffle is forcing all teenage boys to watch Shoresy