My publisher tried to kill me is wild, even from k@t€ cl@nchy

when young people ask me for my advice on a career behind the camera I always tell them: cater exclusively to hot people.

Anyone who’s anyone has been shot by Jamie and not only lived to tell the tale but begged to do it again 🤩

Bluesky, we're close, right? I feel like I can be real with you. I could use some work. I'm a photographer and a filmmaker and I've been called "very good at it" by literally tens of people.

I can’t prove it because I’ve never caught them in the act but I think the neighborhood kids that hang out across from me have devised a fun new game where they run up my stairs, knock/ring, then run away.

Friends of Bluesky, I hope you are well. I have opened a print shop. It is here: jamiedrew.front.photography Everything is £30. UK shipping only currently. I don't know what more needs to be said. They're good prints.

Also true of research in general, where serendipity is often the source of discovery

Hate promoting on here but I'm going on book tour and please come

Trans people deserve to live long, fun, silly little lives and everyone who prevents that deserves to rot, tyfyt

We should be grateful to The Critic for letting the most incurious ppl alive publish the same civilizational decline piece over and over. Like parents giving kids nonsense jobs to occupy them, so they can get real work done around the house. A favorite in ours was ‘go count the leaves on the lawn.’

That’s my emotional support accent aigu

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Every time the royals are in the news I’m reminded how many seemingly normal british people genuinely long to be feudal serfs. Why are you riding so hard for these people.

All the press around the movie has me thinking I’ve been saying wuthering wrong all this time????

Today I correctly remembered the german word for april fools and got a tiny clap from an austrian student aka the highlight of my teaching nay entire life

If you have ever spent a cold day on or near the coastal waters of Nova Scotia, you’ll appreciate the motto wreathed in mayflowers: “We bloom amid the snow.”

I am now on upscrolled! Same username, same nonsense! share.upscrolled.com/en/user/5213...

Tyson contemplates 💭

Going after an honorary nova scotian is your second strike against me personally handler!!! 😠

FINALLY got to hype up some influencer girlies doing pics in the street. I really thought from tiktok that there’d be more opportunities but today was the day!!

I survived seven Montreal summers so I’m over that sauna life but how idyllic is my brother’s sauna nestled in the forest under fresh snow. Would love to just read a book or watch a movie in there (with enough warmth not to freeze but not so much that I consider murder) 🌫️

That’s my emotional support kiwi - something I just said out loud, to myself.

Lord knows those in glass houses etc but do you ever come across an alt text in the wild that’s just like ‘my view’.

I was gonna be mad about the guys revving their scooters outside for the last 45 minutes for no reason but then I remembered the male loneliness epidemic 😭 ❤️‍🩹 🙏 🫶🏽

🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 🐢🐢🥇🐢🐢 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 Congratulations to Gus the Gopher Tortoise for being the gold medal winner of best local character Best of Halifax 2026.

I don’t know what’s worse—that people add audio to every IG post or the disconnect between the image and music. I just clicked on a picture of pasta and got hit with ‘this is how you remind me’ by nickelback 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Out: twee (English) In: twee (Dutch)

Happy finally new episodes of your fave podcasts day to all who celebrate!!

Also I’ve finally made it to the final part of Lonesome Dove and I’m gonna be a wreck when it’s over. I love and hate but mostly love every single one of these messy cowboy bitches.

Making a favorite tonight: José Pizarro’s chorizo, lentil, and potato stew. It’s been too long! www.theguardian.com/food/2022/no...

Casillero del Diablo is so nostalgic to me! It’s bottom shelf now (€4.99! drinking a glass right now!) but when I started out in the restaurant industry it was in the mid range on wine lists (where the best stuff still always is IMO!!) and honestly deservedly so!!

Not 2 b ur woke friend or whatever but ICE aren’t bad because they cover their faces.

I'm not liking what the neighbour is up to.

Shoutout to any academics who are only just starting the edits on a piece that was due today 😃

Seeing a lot of Dutchies driving around with 5-10cm of wet show on the hood, roof, and trunk of their cars so this is your friendly Canadian reminder that you want to be clearing ALL snow off your car before driving thank you for your attention to this matter x

People still setting off fireworks. Haven’t we had enough. It’s enough.

Currently watching 🎆 Happy new year!

Celebrity interaction roundup: best—tom selleck; funniest—rob lowe and natalie portman; strangest—harrison ford, jennifer lopez, brian brown, candace bergen; worst—kevin spacey, rick mercer, colm feore; wildest—trailer park boys; vibiest—milla jovovich and luc besson; most lucrative—leo dicaprio.

BONUS POINTS ACHIEVED ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

find someone who looks at you the way michael hobbes looks at covid death data

It should be more embarrassing than it is to be born in the 70s and still be a spiritual boomer. Digitally illiterate, emotionally reactive, highly gullible, no curiosity or empathy whatsoever about others’ experiences, makes everything about themselves, cruel, retributive. How does that happen idgi

It’s my Dead Dad’s birthday and the vibes are extremely off but I went for a big walk in my new sneakers and did a big piano practice and after soup/bagel dinner I’m going to give I Love LA a whirl has anyone seen it.

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe she has used all 24 advent calendar makeup products on her face at the same time (I look insane)

It’s my eighth solo Christmas in a row and I’m having the nicest most chill day. I hope, wherever you are and whatever you’ve got going on, that you’re making the best of it too. And if not, remember it’s just a day!

Every year I have to carefully check all the windows in my advent calendar because without fail I’ll forget at least one. This year it was the 13th of December.

For the rare jobs that do exist, faculty get to vote on who to hire. Many have an unofficial “no assholes” rule, which makes the working environment so much more pleasant for everyone. If you’re a grievance-obsessed weirdo, and there are 10 equally-qualified normal people, the decision is easier.

Did some voicing work at the piano today and each finger hurts in an entirely different way

Not my bank app creating a 2025 wrapped for my account 😭

Tyson wants everyone to see his Christmas jumper

Really feeling the weight of that in-between stage of knowing you’ve outgrown something while not yet knowing what you’re growing into 🙇🏽‍♀️