I have some alternate ideas for that list of the 100 best books of all time everyone was talking about last week, which I'm sure you'll agree is very timely of me. buff.ly/326pw9M

DO YOU ???? - dashare.zone ADMIN

Did the newsletter early this week. Because of democracy. buff.ly/zvhMAZf

I don’t get my boobs out for just anyone but Jamie will make you feel relaxed and comfortable and, crucially, make you look good. Hire him 🫵

Hire Jamie! He made me look like the absolute business!

NASA made a timeline of photos and videos from the Artemis II mission and let me tell you it's a hell of a collection of vibey desktop backgrounds.

I've been trying to convince @j9andif.bsky.social to host a podcast where every week a guest comes in and has thirty minutes to talk about their hyperfixation and what I forgot about, in the after-twitter years, was Posting. Have any of you people been watching The Amazing Digital Circus

Steve (not pictured), is missed by three or four people worldwide.

Listen. Listen to me. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Vanity is a valid excuse. What happens if you go missing? You want to look hot on the news.

and Enna is SO mean to me, for NO REASON, so you know she means it.

when young people ask me for my advice on a career behind the camera I always tell them: cater exclusively to hot people.

Anyone who’s anyone has been shot by Jamie and not only lived to tell the tale but begged to do it again 🤩

Bluesky, we're close, right? I feel like I can be real with you. I could use some work. I'm a photographer and a filmmaker and I've been called "very good at it" by literally tens of people.

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If you like having ART on your WALLS, good news: @jamiedrew.bsky.social has finally set up a PRINT SHOP, please buy beautiful prints, tyfyt jamiedrew.front.photography

hey did anybody ever solve the problem of when you see your own rough drafts wanting to tear your own eyes out

Friends of Bluesky, I hope you are well. I have opened a print shop. It is here: jamiedrew.front.photography Everything is £30. UK shipping only currently. I don't know what more needs to be said. They're good prints.

So, break it down for me. I just want a number. Just how many of my tax dollars have gone towards child prostitutes?

- I work 12 hours a day, 6 days a week, my life is devoted to fulfilling the global mission of this company and to ensuring we never miss an opportunity to dominate in our sector - What is it you do? - We make it slightly easier to order a takeaway from your phone

I would like all movies to have a second press tour with no one bound by NDAs or non-disparagement clauses, I think we deserve it

Everything is so damn on the nose. Trump outright says they’re invading Venezuela for its oil. The world’s richest man openly posts stuff that looks like it was cut from Mein Kampf for being too extreme. The American police state defends their lazy and brutal murder of an innocent woman named Good

pluto.tv is showing My Super Ex-Girlfriend, but doesn't seem to have a dialogue track. I'll be damned if I'm not entranced.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Insane that this toady old fuck is finally being strung up over the coals for his behaviour in school. Equally insane that the media never did it for his current behaviour. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Alex Proyas's Dark City is one of those films that could be great if it was good.

Catching Farage out for being racist feels a bit like catching the Grinch out for strong feelings about Christmas

Cynthia Erivo is the Ghost of Christmas Present for theatre kids

my current working theory is that God quicksaved in 2015

You should be paid for your lunch break and also your commute! You're at work!

The great thing about the internet is that you can be exposed to American politics, all day, every day.

“defeats the purpose of” let me stop you right there, pal. you can’t defeat a purpose

I saw at least two people being judgy about an innocuous thing and got mad to the tune of two thousand words about it, this what the internet is supposed to be ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io/ok-so-we-all...

(stumbles in from the darkness with my hair turned completely white) everything's extremely normal out there... No big deal

THE SECRET PROJECT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS IS FINALLY LIVE CHECK IT OUT outsidersartsclub.com

I have made the first five chapters of my serialised novel FREE TO READ for the next TWO WEEKS. I would love for you to read it and to tell everyone you know to read it. calamitystrinket.ghost.io/a-stranger-a...

This, from the Silksong team via @jasonschreier.bsky.social, is just so 👨‍🍳🤌: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

@hiddenbonusnoise.bsky.social help us settle an argument: are you allowed to be gay under the Galactic Empire

Listen. Listen to me. You do not have to ask ChatGPT anything. You're not dunking on it. It dunks on itself well enough.

We regret to inform you that it is Cyberpunk 2077.

I keep thinking of how in Nazi-occupied Denmark, if a Nazi walked into a bar, everyone would pay up and walk out.

My friend, who is smarter than I am, has suggested that I add a page to my website for people who are interested in commissioning me.

Hire Jamie. He might even give you a Magnum.

All right, that's enough dilly-dallying. New portfolio is up: jamiedrew.xyz.

Not now, George.

If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

Man, even the ads have given up on me owning a house.

one of the main problems for the internet now versus the internet of the past, I think, is that 20 or more years ago there were things to talk about on the internet that were not "the internet"

I've made the first instalment of my new serial free to read! I would love it if you'd read it and enjoy it and subscribe for future instalments and tell your friends and families and representatives to read it and enjoy it and subscribe for future instalments! buff.ly/SWAW0AN

Emily is a wonderful subject and any photographer is lucky to have her.