ACAB doesn't include the Chaser when they're up against a celebrity team that features Paula Radcliffe

Just realised that the men's boat race may be the greatest sporting event as, no matter who wins, you get to see a group of posh men be disappointed

*The Cambridge boys are giving their cocks what they want" Yes. I know

Seem to have spent the last week sitting at an ADHD hole, looking at a sign next to a ladder that says "way out of the ADHD hole" and still not going up the ladder, as this is the way

Worryingly intrigued by the idea of finding all the good covers of songs that I like from the entire series of these albums

Are you ok babe? You've hardly touched yourself

Two goldfish walk into a bar. the barman asks “why the long faeces?”

Only took about nine months for the BFI to get their online shop back online, and yet it's not possible to filter by disc format (you can view all blu, DVD, 4K, but not, for instance, filter for blu ray while viewing only Criterion Collection releases)

Labour MPs sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Labour MPs reading an article written by Hannah Spencer: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

Add a food to a movie title Alien Vs Pretater Tots

People in the mentions (of someone else's post) "actually Sand People is not the preferred nomenclature" So you want us to exclusively call them Tusken Raiders then? They raid one fort, named Tusken, built by colonial settlers on their land decades ago, and you won't let them move on from that?

Apparently British Randy George is a trans man who looks just too manly for his own good

Starting Easter the traditional way: sitting on a train that can't leave the platform at Paddington because there are trespassers on the line further into West London, watching Hammer's Countess Dracula on an 8" screen

I'm so East London that I think I caught this cold at a FLINTA night run by a masc lesbian in her late 20s held in a pub that until a year ago was a proper old school pie and mash shop

About half of bluesky right now - And another thing: I didn't fall for an April Fool's joke. Please don't put in the newspaper that I fell for an April Fool's joke

And the British government hasn't yet decided which I should be allowed to use

So I just missed another one of those cultural moments that everyone else watched then, eh? Didn't not watch it on purpose, just didn't think about it enough to consider that it was something that I could watch My brain, eh

Apparently we shouldn't underestimate the extent to which men want to say "but what if it didn't happen" even about the most credible accusation of sexual assault against a footballer in premier league history and how they refuse to believe it without listening to the audio to make their own mind up

Yoda protecting Grogu from the Empire: "Stay away from me and my not very large adult son"

Pretty sure that we should be putting flying back to the moon on hold until after we've managed to make a supermarket gluten-free hot cross bun that isn't oddly greasy

So Tottenham Hotspur's mens team are dead to me while De Zerbi is manager

Sulking about feeling (moderately) ill, and wanting to watch a comfort movie, thinking some Star Wars, dumb superheroes, 80s horror or Hammer, and somehow instead landing on a rewatch of new Crimes Of The Future to see if I actually like it a second time around?

The meat shortage

Did the Mother Of Tears have this sign put up?

Can't QT that RT, but as usual people forget about/exclude the fact that one of the first things the Nazis did was persecute trans people. Being LGBTQ+ was deemed degenerate, IDs in people's lived gender were confiscated, and the books of the Institute for Sexual Science were burnt on 10 May 1933

I get why people say this, it's powerful, but he did start with camps. Dachau opened in March 1933, the book burnings were 2 months later. He purged the judiciary in April 1933. Nazism was a violent movement from the start, street violence was crucial from day one, even before he got to power.

Ill. Not bad ill, just miserable ill (gunky throat and partially blocked nose cold-type stuff), and hoping I'll be better by Thursday to go see my parents for Easter and dropping out of the few plans I had so didn't go to the cinema after all this afternoon. More like Project Bailed Mary, amirite

This deserved at least one pity like You see, the film is called Q: The Winged Serpent

For the record, fuck all the "De Zerbi's not even that great a manager anyway" takes. He could be the best manager in the world and a perfect fit for Spurs and I still wouldn't want him at the club Opposition to his appointment should not be dependent on how good you think he would be at the job

Paul Merton with a surprise appearance in Daredevil

Oh Spurs

Larry Cohen, in midst of production: I STILL don't know what to call this movie about a giant flying lizard terrorising the inhabitants of New York Fim editor, adding the stop motion sequences into the live action footage: CUE THE WINGED SERPENT!

So, yes, I need to get off spotify and switch to a different streamer, but is anyone else finding desktop spotify really laggy now? Adding songs to playlists takes forever, the menus are slow to pop up, just hitting play or pause it taking ages to do anything...

So while sex testing at the Olympic will likely disproportionately impact athletes of colour, and the people bringing it probably don't care that it will, it's still a policy intended to target trans women, not to target cis women of colour

Nothing sounds quite as appealing as an album reissued on "solid brown vinyl", eh

Happy Sinday 😈

The The Attack Of The 50ft Woman (1993) DVD Murders

Damn (I say this as someone who currently always carries a tote bag, as my regular actual bag isn't large enough to hold my umbrella, scarf and emergency beanie)

So what he's saying is that trans women are closer to god than they were before transitioning, therefore transitioning is not only good but holy

Just released some new music, for free. Enjoy X paleblurs.bandcamp.com/album/deserter

🎶 If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says "15 miles to the

And yet he's chosen to be paid to help a TERF destroy trans rights

So apparently it's the time of night where going to a second bar until it closed at 1am with a load of other lesbians last night may not have been the wisest decision as far as feeling able to be awake now goes

Me: what is it, boy? What happened? Is someone in trouble? The strange old guy who lives over the round, staring at something up the street that irks him, probably someone making slightly more noise than he likes: *broods silently and disapprovingly*

it guy: you shouldn’t have used a real word as a password kash patel: i know that now it guy: for instance, you could have replaced the ‘i’s- kash patel: [sobbing] do you think I haven’t tried?! it guy: kash patel: it guy: so anyway, do you want a balloon or not?

wouldn't it be great if Bigfoot existed but he was, like, the size of a cat

The wonderful meeting point of people not using the letterboxd diary (which shows the film name and year alongside the poster, rather than just the poster) for their last four watched, wiht film bluesky's continuing refusal to add alt text to anything they post