Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats

Badenoch is - and it’s important to choose the right words which complement her mindset and statement - a fucking bellend

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

So, the plan is to cut English, the arts, and sociology - the degrees that actually study culture - while on another part of your platform claiming to “defend” British culture. It’s performance nationalism with a reading age of seven.

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No sympathy for the devil.

Sound designer & FOH engineer @stephenmhughes.bsky.social used Seventh Heaven Professional for this year’s BBC Last Night show: "I love how effortless it is to get natural-sounding reverbs. I tend to spend a lot of time tuning other reverbs, but these presets seem to nearly always be just right."

help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help

I know I’ve said this several dozen times, but right wing lunatics frankensteined together unrelated Bible verses to create “the antichrist” and a description of what he would look like, and then the guy fucking showed up and they love him.

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‘The shark has suffered total obliteration. Enjoy July 4th!’

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

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Truly insane how much better the world would suddenly get if like a dozen people suddenly died

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I like how his supporters tell us Trump is playing 4D chess, but if you ever played a game of chess with him, he'd sit there drooling whilst slowly putting the pieces in his mouth.

Dude we elected the lettuce

31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.

Not surprising but absolutely wild to go on stage and blame bad things on a nefarious billionaire who is pulling on the puppet strings of politics while you are the richest man in the world who is on stage because he's spending millions trying to influence an election!

[every assassin’s creed game] NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow

“Wait guys, P. Hegseth is typing…”

Elbows up, Canada.

Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.

If you started voting Republican because pronouns annoyed you, you are basically the most feebleminded person in world history. You should not be allowed to cross the street unchaperoned

I think the entire construct of alpha males and beta males is deeply stupid, totally contradictory to the science and a way for stunted men to make sense of the world. That said it's very funny that every man in Trump world is basically a beta male to Trump.

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Friday was Trump bringing up an old grudge. Trump had asked Zelenskyy for made up info on Hunter Biden in the 2010s and he refused due to his integrity; aneathma to a corrupt politician like Trump. The showboating was revenge with little care for what this means for Ukraine.

"Have you said thank you even once?"

Sunday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Pretty much sums it up

Unbelievable. Donald Trump has been invited to a state visit to the UK. We should not be rolling out the red carpet to celebrate this man. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

I will never forget the photo of Zelenskyy’s face after he saw Russia’s war crimes in Bucha in 2022. He seemed to age years in an afternoon. Watching him constantly cross the world asking for aid that should have been thrown at him is one of the deepest shames of our age.

I think we have to agree that JD is such a sniveling little bitch.

Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say? Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

JFC indeed.

The "Gulf of America" shit might be the most jingling keys ass shit for idiots that I've ever seen.

Jesuit Priest 👇🏽

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

‘so, Dad, how did this all happen?’ ‘The unfunniest man on Earth was forced to buy Twitter’

The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

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Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that