Today I learned Dan Hedaya is on Instagram quietly painting his ass off

Sextape reminds of the time I visited Philly and insisted on calling it “Italian ice” instead of “water ice” Guy in front of me turned around, looked me in the eye, and said “remember where you are” as if it were a warning.

#makeaterriblecomicday2026 #makeaterriblecomicday

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

Garffeld

The Muskogee Times Democrat Muskogee Oklahoma May 27,1916

rest in peace to sonic the hedgehog, harassed out of his local diner, shoved into the street, hospitalized, killed, and his corpse thrown in a trashcan next to earthworm jim

Mamoru Oshii, Yoshiyuki Tomino, and Bart.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

Guys after 10 years of searching thru my files and hard drives and old computers, I finally found it again; the single best Missed Connections listing I've ever seen

"You know, in Turkey, they have a phrase for someone who comes back from long odds. 'The lion will show you his teeth when it's time to eat.' And I thank my good friend, President Erdogan, for sharing that wisdom with me. Now as we all know, a knickerbocker is an ancient demon who steals children."

the key to the city should unlock a sick dungeon underneath the city's sewers you get to explore. the knicks team gets to adventure in a big ass dungeon during the off season

Might be the greatest four panels in comic history

You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.

In 1996, Nintendo was seemingly very fond of a single particular stock photo of the sky, so that it ended up on the cartridge artwork of three different games released in that year: Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, and Pilotwings 64.

Some years it just feels like a certain team has been kissed by fate, they just can’t lose. This year the Knicks are that team. There’s signs everywhere if you look for them

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

thinking about this concerning piece of forgotten land concept art depicting kirby being torn limb from limb for no reason

okay okay fine! dang! #art

MAKIMA & THE ANNOYING DEVIL

It's because happy courtside Spike Lee looks the way Toriyama would have drawn him in Dr. Slump.

From 2024. Like I said, I would absolutely chill in the backrooms. Scary monsters or not I'd be simply vibing.

dont think the backrooms are scary. i like them. empty hotel hallways are literally my comfortable place. or those weird enclosed pools people post sometimes. i would absolutely vibe in there

i was looking through some old nintendo powers and came across a poster with some incredible gormless robot master faces

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time

[7 year old watching ratatouille] ah, just like in proust

if we can combine the work-life balance of medieval peasantry with the convenience fostered by a hunter-gatherer lifestyle along with a law stipulating everyone younger than you must respect your opinions about pop culture on pain of death we will have finally invented the internet's perfect society

SECRET JAY-Z LINE: bong so tall you hit it from the balcony *small pause* falconry

shakerposting

the pact

are you feeling it now amuro

Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.

reading superman

Say Garfield 33 times a day and nothing happens

you said it snufkin #sketchbook

Hannibal and Will play Smash Bros Melee

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

Vegeta's Pride ✊🌈 (read L⇒R) I didn't post this one on bsky last year so here it is, happy pride month! #dragonball

Wait, curly-necked swan boy is already a fair bit taller than Noel. Does this mean that if he extends his neck he’s like over 7 feet?

Oh so you're telling me the young people of today grow up in a culture that is both the same and very different to that which I grew up in and I need to adjust my brain accordingly while still recognizing our essential sameness? That sounds like some shit a guy born before or after me would say.

what the hell bruce