“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

not drawing comic: oh how i wish i was drawing my comic drawing comic: how stupid of me, how foolish of an endeavor. each passing moment is agony. the sin of creativity which i have committed so naively has banished me to this purgatory of endless torment, that now i must draw a cash register

The Tommyknockers by Stephen King (1987)

Happy Mother's Day from this legend

Encyclopedia of Carnivorous Office Ladies

Bizarre promotional flipbook distributed in 2003 as part of Nintendo's "Who Are You?" marketing campaign, featuring inspirational text alongside a sequence of images of a person transforming into Donkey Kong.

It’s National Cartoonist Day. So here again, for those who might need a reminder, is the best cartoon ever made. By B. Kliban.

No opinion but this is an excuse to repost one of my all time favorite tweets

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

was telling my friends that I gotta get off youtube cause I watch too much slop and then the algorithm decided to mock me

[guy who missed the first few seconds of Star Wars] whoa is this happening right now? In our galaxy??

the reason i hate dexter is because it puts in the minds of each american the idea that they themselves might have the moral authority to decide who lives and who dies. but only i myself have that authority

imagine a future where you could...jack off

Gorby no Pipeline Daisakusen / Famicom / Tokuma Shoten / 1991

artist's interpretation

just spent a long time talking to my cousin's kid who just got his first grown-up job: working IT in a candle factory. immediately goes into the pantheon of extremely specific jobs. happy to report that it do indeed smell crazy in there

it is mere decades in the future. technological modernity has collapsed. i am part of a theater company, traveling the wasteland performing classic Vines

every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub

all anime trailers on 2000s-era DVDs have reviews pop up saying shit like "'it's pure anime. -anime fan magazine" and "'this is exactly like a well-known respectable film for adults.' -utter fucking otaku freak monthly"

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

people have pop culture dump stats. they simply do not spec to know anything about one entire medium like comics or movies or music or television or games whatever. if you actually put your points into [all pop culture] knowledge then you don't know how to drive or have not seen a doctor in 10 years

Not only does this PS2 game have a fully functioning mirror, you can practice kissing girls on it.

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

ok tea

imo the ideal video game should first and foremost be a dark pattern casino hell trap facilitating an upward wealth transfer from a struggling and economically depressed proletariat audience

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

This is the line of division / Terminus Est Severian and Thecla from The Book of the New Sun

lord of the rings is about some guys who knew your uncle

this is what they took from you

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

Thinking about when Ko Takeuchi (Warioware/Rhythm Heaven) got really into drawing art suggestions on Twitter and this included multiple Paul Blart Mall Cop illustrations.

The Super Mario World theme is inspired by the 1963 song "Green Green". Nintendo planned a cheeky reference to this on the Satellaview by playing Green Green with the SMW soundfont, but this went unused, possibly due to the legal consequences of acknowledging the inspiration.

happy easter

Been on some aawagga shit for the last months but I’m pulling out of it

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

Beans are at the heart of all good posts

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

me loading up the videogame vs me sitting through all the unskippable logos and copyright notices